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04-18-2008 , 07:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marmor
Worse than only speaking German is the new "uniform" of male German tourists, white socks in sandales . We were once the country of Einstein, Goethe, Schiller and now we can barely get out of bed in the morning.

Could Danmark please put us out of our misery and invade us already?
HAHA I LOL'ed. So spot on!

I usually hike a lot when I am on/in Mallorca. Germans are so easy to recognize in the wilderness. All the males are wearing said uniform and as opposed to the english, french, norwegian and anyone else who greats with the local: "Hola!", the germans stand tall and say: "Guten Tag."


Secret wish of reinstating the third reich imo
04-18-2008 , 08:11 AM
That's where Average Joe from the US has a natural advantage over Average Heinz from Germany: Joe is understood in most parts of the world whereas Heinz is flabbergasted when the guy in the bakery in Italy, Spain or whatnot doesn't understand: "Drei Brötchen, bitte!". After all, when he goes skiing in Austria, the guy in the bakery DOES understand him. Too much for poor Heinz imo.
04-18-2008 , 08:27 AM
Some danish kids I was playing with during a summer vacation once asked me why all the german kids were so fat :P too much roel groel moel floel I guess...
04-18-2008 , 09:00 AM
Seems like the younger generations are better at english?
04-18-2008 , 12:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oink
Seems like the younger generations are better at english?
The more educated part at least^^
But thats the same thing in most countries i guess.
04-18-2008 , 12:14 PM
Damn, I never expected it was that bad with Brandi. I haven't followed it too much but I definately didn't see this coming. Did I miss anything? Even though I didn't know her one bit, stuff like this always make me sad.
04-18-2008 , 12:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by acehole60
Damn, I never expected it was that bad with Brandi. I haven't followed it too much but I definately didn't see this coming. Did I miss anything? Even though I didn't know her one bit, stuff like this always make me sad.
I agree. Although she pulled some major shady and possibly illegal stuff her story (esp. considering some stuff that leaked out about her youth, relationships and so on) makes the kind of fitting end to that affair even more sad.

@Oink
Well, I am a 24 year old German and I get by with my english skills, so yeah, I concur.
04-18-2008 , 02:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sharpie
Which one of you is Wadsulator? FWIW that river raise is burning money vs me, even if you always induce a bluff 3 bet.

Poker Stars $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

Pre Flop: Hero is CO with Q 8
1 fold, Hero raises, BTN 3-bets, 2 folds, Hero calls

Flop: (7.5 SB) 5 3 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets, Hero calls

Turn: (4.75 BB) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets, Hero raises, BTN 3-bets, Hero calls

River: (10.75 BB) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets, BTN raises, Hero 3-bets, BTN calls

Spoiler:
Final Pot: 16.75 BB
Hero shows Qh 8h (two pair, Nines and Threes)
BTN shows Ad As (two pair, Aces and Nines)
BTN wins 16.65 BB
(Rake: $2.00)


Wadsulator said, "you are goooood"
isharpie said, "you are expert"



terrible river raise by wadsulator especially since the diamond draw completed as well..

Last edited by Heisenb3rg; 04-18-2008 at 02:36 PM.
04-18-2008 , 02:29 PM
I can't lose. For like 50k hands I've been in godmode. Everything I do is right. It's very nice.
04-18-2008 , 02:49 PM
I am looking for someone to do some number crunching for me. it will involve using some software to break down hand ranges on a variety of flops and then entering that info into an excel spreadsheet. I will pay by the hour based on how many trials I can get done in that period, so the faster you go the more your hourly!

I will also be happy to share all my results with whoever is doing the grunt work

send me a PM
04-18-2008 , 02:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TimovieMan
Holy Jeebus, last time I had a graph that looked like that, I lost about 200$. 39K is just sick...

How do you lose 39K and not go postal?

(I'm obviously not ready for stakes higher than 1/2)
it's necessary to lose a lot sometimes when you take shots at the next level up... -100+BB at 100/200 is pretty sucky, and then I've followed that up with a horrible run at 30 and 50. All in all, its only a 305BB downswing, so not totally unusual.

So far, I've been patiently waiting for it to stop, but I am getting close to the point where its very concerning. Still comfortably rolled for 50/100 tho. I've also lost 1/3-1/2 of my online br many times in the past, so this is not brand new territory, just the same territory on a bigger scale.
04-18-2008 , 03:05 PM
Tryp,

I feel ya buddy. Still in the process of fighting through a similar concern-inducing, large % of bankroll losing kind of downswing. Just remember to keep focusing on playing soft games, cuz game selection tilt is the worst kind of tilt there is
04-18-2008 , 03:13 PM
Friday nights are good

04-18-2008 , 03:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Heisenb3rg


terrible river raise by wadsulator especially since the diamond draw completed as well..
Are you serious, I go like 17 bets on this river with AA vs. you...
04-18-2008 , 06:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sethypooh21
Are you serious, I go like 17 bets on this river with AA vs. you...
Just cause your a donk and would play one way doesn't mean it's correct
04-18-2008 , 06:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sethypooh21
Are you serious, I go like 17 bets on this river with AA vs. you...
Just cause your a donk and would play one way doesn't mean it's correct

actually maybe vs me... cause I prolly stop raising on like the 8th bet with a flush, 12th bet with trip 9's , but probabily go to about 19 bets with a busted flush draw. So even though I have a flush or trip 9's 75%+ of the time, you make more from inducing a 17 bet bluff.
04-18-2008 , 06:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marmor
Worse than only speaking German is the new "uniform" of male German tourists, white socks in sandales . We were once the country of Einstein, Goethe, Schiller and now we can barely get out of bed in the morning.

Could Danmark please put us out of our misery and invade us already?


Isn't moustache, stone-washed jeans and an old adidas t-shirt also part of the male german uniform?
04-18-2008 , 06:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gurravasa
Isn't moustache, stone-washed jeans and an old adidas t-shirt also part of the male german uniform?
Edit.

Changed my mind
Dont want to start a political discussion here. So nvm
04-18-2008 , 07:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gurravasa
Isn't moustache, stone-washed jeans and an old adidas t-shirt also part of the male german uniform?
How the **** would you know when every time a Swede goes abroad he's too drunk to look out of his own eyes!!!
04-18-2008 , 09:20 PM
i got one out-ed today! i'm special!
04-18-2008 , 09:49 PM
i 2 outed dbeckham2647 or what his numbers are. he didnt like that though.
04-18-2008 , 10:06 PM
i have to use my mouse left handed because i cut my finger opening a can of spam


it's really affecting my game
04-18-2008 , 11:22 PM
Poker Stars $15/$30 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

Pre Flop: Hero is SB with Q J
sushini2 raises, 2 folds, Charon100 calls, Hero calls, FatSusan calls

Flop: (8 SB) K 9 T (4 players)
Hero bets, FatSusan folds, sushini2 folds, Charon100 folds

Spoiler:
Final Pot: 4 BB
Hero shows Qs Js (a straight flush, Nine to King)
Hero wins 3.9 BB
(Rake: $3.00)



Poker Stars $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with K A
sushini2 calls, 2 folds, ebt79 raises, Hero 3-bets, sushini2 calls, ebt79 calls

Flop: (9 SB) K K 8 (3 players)
ebt79 bets, Hero raises, sushini2 3-bets, ebt79 folds, Hero calls

Turn: (8 BB) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, sushini2 checks

River: (8 BB) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets, sushini2 raises, Hero calls

Spoiler:
Final Pot: 12 BB
Hero mucks Ks Ah
sushini2 shows 8s 5s (four of a kind, Eights)
sushini2 wins 11.9 BB
(Rake: $2.00)



on another table 3 minutes later he runner runner straighted me
04-19-2008 , 12:11 AM
I ran so terrible in 15/30 tonight, I played like 1.5 tables of it, got involved in about 30 big pots and won maybe 2. The best was when I check raised THREE other players on the TURN with AK on KT55, and PCXRob insta called with T3o. And he obv fearlessly raised the T river.
04-19-2008 , 02:47 AM
o wait why do I play live poker?
because I am a ****ing masochist

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