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04-25-2012 , 11:43 PM

#726

pig4bill

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It's not necessariyl right, it just is.

I'd rather be wrong and out of prison than right and in prison.

04-25-2012 , 11:52 PM

#727

pig4bill

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Oh, and don't forget that girls often change appearance when they become adults. I knew high school chicks that were so hot they would make your knees wobble, and 2 or 3 years later they were hogs. Or something worse.

It would suck to be up in Montana, and one morning wake up next to a moose.

04-25-2012 , 11:55 PM

#728

LOGICALAGORAPHOBIA

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pig4bill

It's not necessariyl right, it just is.

I'd rather be wrong and out of prison than right and in prison.

the third option is to be right and go out guns a-blazin'

04-25-2012 , 11:57 PM

#729

LOGICALAGORAPHOBIA

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pig4bill

Did you think that I was actually going to kidnap a Hollywood starlet?

04-25-2012 , 11:59 PM

#730

that_pope

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That reminds me of:

04-26-2012 , 12:07 AM

#731

pig4bill

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LOGICALAGORAPHOBIA

Did you think that I was actually going to kidnap a Hollywood starlet?

Well you were starting to remind me of another guy obsessed with an underage blond actress who was victimized in a movie (I'm assuming you saw The Poker House?). You sounded like you were about to go all Hinckley and everything.

04-26-2012 , 12:10 AM

#732

LOGICALAGORAPHOBIA

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heh, no, I'm not crazy, just in love

04-26-2012 , 01:06 AM

#733

GiantBuddha

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LOGICALAGORAPHOBIA

no

She does have similar length hair to the youngest one.

Are you unable to differentiate between girls and boys?

imo

That said, no one's made me feel like that much of a pedophile since Natalie Portman.

04-26-2012 , 01:07 AM

#734

GiantBuddha

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Speaking of boys that y'all seem to have a crush on, Magnus Carlsen on The Colbert Report. Last segment:

http://www.colbertnation.com/full-ep...magnus-carlsen

04-26-2012 , 02:07 AM

#735

pig4bill

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantBuddha

imo

That said, no one's made me feel like that much of a pedophile since Natalie Portman.

That cheerleader in Heroes was close, but she was only a year or two from being legal.

When I was taking taekwondo classes, a 14 year old girl in the class came up to me and asked how old I was because she had the hots for me. She was pretty hot, but the very definition of JAIL BAIT. I remember clearly because I was exactly 10 years older than her.