Abdalla is JLlama and Brian is grpoker2. Doesn't post much at all on 2p2, but an online regular who also played the biggest games at CAZ before moving out to Cali to play bigger and now plays in the biggest games in Vegas. Regularly plays with Doyle.

Dude, it's just money. You can always make more.


Also, does Llama have 100% of himself or did he sell some? Best of luck to the banana man. Go Llama!!!!!!

The llama would never sell action to this.

sulsky and dalla the favorites?

I'm definitely rooting for the good guys. Yes, I mean Abe Mosseri and THE GRINDER.

Good luck to death donkey, dr Olson and whoever else is in the 10k limit!!!!

+1

and good luck to burnsabre!!!

Me and the dr are out, ontherail15 in tho as well

Cmon man, please don't feel that way. Things can be so ****ty, but if you give it a chance, things will also eventually change for the better. You don't even necessarily have to do anything for things to get better, sometimes they just get better. Like maybe you're running bad in life, you might keep playing life bad, but your run good will lift you out of the doldrums and then you might start playing life well.

Wow, I have been running good at the local cardroom. No big pairs or sets, just hitting the best hand, often just top pair, and getting maximum value. To make it even better, they gave me an extra hundo while cashing out tonight. Gave it back, of course.

Elo, here is a step-by-step guide to solving all of your problems:

1) Gain a better understanding of the correlation between rake, opponent quality of play, and your own quality of play. Just because your opponents are terrible does not mean that you have a reasonable edge in a high rake environment.

2) Since you have busted your roll, now is the perfect time to work on your game. Download your Bovada hands and play through them thinking deeply about how you can improve on any questionable hands. Divide the hands into 2 categories: a) Hands where you are unsure you made the correct play even after reviewing the hands and b) Hands where you feel like tilt affected your judgement.

3) Divide b by the sum a + b to arrive at your tilt percentage. The highest recorded tilt percentage is .2% by KPR16. That's right... only .2% of his errors at the table are a result of tilt. This is because he has watched lots of Tommy Angelo videos. The highest recorded tilt percentage is 99.2% by daiquiri. That's right... daiquiri has a near perfect understanding of poker theory, but his overly tight jeans squeezing his balls dark purple and his addiction to Euro Trance prevent him from focusing properly at the table.

4) If your tilt percentage is 10% or higher, you should watch Tommy Angelo videos until this number dips under 10%.

5) If your tilt percentage is under 10%, you should mail BigBadBabar a year's supply of Magnum® Ice Cream Bars‎ in exchange for unlimited coaching.

6) Once your tilt percentage is down around 2%, it is time to run up your micro roll using solid bankroll strategy. BigBadBabar will help you out with this one.

7) Once you have about $500, you can afford a one way plane ticket to Phoenix, Arizona and a cab ride to CAZ. PM that_pope, tell him how awesome you think he is, and let him know you were just joking about hating him and wanting him to die.

8) Fly to Phoenix and head to CAZ to meet that_pope at the poker tables. Yes, I know you do not have money to buy chips. That is ok.

9) With your last remaining money, buy that_pope lots of drinks while you rail him and tell him how awesome he is at poker. Once he is totally wasted, wait for him to win a decent sized pot. As he is raking in his chips, pour his last drink over his head, tell him what you really think of him and his livetard friends, and pimp slap him into his pile of chips Rick James style.

10) Snap some pictures of his reaction and spam them all over twoplustwo until you get banned.

Congratulations! You are now penniless, 1700 miles from home, on your way to jail, and banned from twoplustwo yet again. But you got to pimp slap that_pope in front of his livetard friends!

professorben won the 10k LHE event

After like 2 months I randomly open up this thread and I find that
Elo is busto again,Pope is still boring, and Unguarded is still talking about my tilt issues - even though I haven't even played poker this year - this just never gets old does it? you ****er
But wait! Verno is back! How awesome is that! Whassup grandpa? How have you been?

solid post.

lol I did not see where this was going, but solid on the ending.

Oh my god, best post ever.

Step 1. Buy nut hugger jeans
Step 2. Get Pope drunk
Step 3. ????
Step 4. Profit

Thank you Unguarded. You saved this thread and this was the best post in years.

Elo, if you need money to get pope drunk, pm me. 500 should do it, but 30 will probably cover it.

Hi Daiquiri, how are you? I hope life is treating you awesome. I miss the interactions in this thread a lot. My life is good, I have no complaints other than a haven't played poker in almost three years.

Now all we need is scorcho

You're all just distracting Elo from the riches that would be his playing the degen poker on twitch.

Twitch pays? Kinda like youtube?

Too bad for Tuff Fish, one intarweb generation tool late. He could get rich.

Although his videos are all over youtube, posted by people other than him. Wonder if he knows they are all making money off his videos.

Promise you'll match any donation that that_pope or I make on the stream. Join the non-baller supporter group.

hi Verno, I'm doing fine thanks. Yep I also miss the good old days here, and the old gang even that ******* La Peste
I stopped playing poker last october-november, that's when LHE suddenly got unplayable to my standards on Stars. To be honest I'm not even missing it much, after 5 years of playing full time I've had enough.

Although if the games had suddenly became pre-uigea awesome I'd probably still jumped back in a heartbeat but I don't mind having put poker behind me at all, it was cool while it lasted (well, most of the time) but it's time to move on.

**** yeah!
let's try some NSFW asian goodness, it used to work well

for those that wonder how state of lhe been online. This is stars 6 max lhe traffic from 1/2/-3/6-5/10-10/20. I forgot to add 2/4 but you get the picture. the last three chart is 50/100-200/400 so highstake will still be around for a while with 8poker and a few other donating at least a mill each year.
















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Let's play a forum game!

We know that daiquiri has left poker and is now making his money elsewhere. The game is to guess his new source of income. Daiquiri cannot tell us the answer until we all have 48 hours to take our guesses. I will start:

Dance instructor!

doing what gramma from rounders was doing before he started working with teddyKGB.