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Saturday Night Smackdown: Santa vs. Jesus

View Poll Results: Who is the Christmas Champion?

Santa Claus

4 30.77%

Jesus

6 46.15%

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3 23.08%

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12-21-2013 , 08:15 PM

Terry "Hulk" Hogan

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 379

12-22-2013 , 03:01 PM

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,441

first

12-22-2013 , 04:44 PM

DudeImBetter

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 10,666

Pretty sure rez ability makes Jesus win by attrition (if by no other means) in all showdowns.

12-22-2013 , 09:20 PM

lonely_but_rich

ɔarpal \ʇunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 24,112

It's not a fight to the death. Santa just needs to put Jesus on his back for a 10-count.

Santa:

-Fast enough to essentially teleport
-Weight advantage
-Beard

Jesus:

-Beard
-Can walk on water
-Sandals

12-22-2013 , 09:56 PM

Peter Porker

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,877

I already saw this on South Park.

12-22-2013 , 09:58 PM

Peter Porker

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,877

Quote:

Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich

Jesus, with his ability to turn water into wine, can turn some of Santa's blood into wine and make him too drunk to stand.

12-24-2013 , 06:01 AM

2/325Falcon

Conehead

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 21,906

Need to know which one is the white guy before I vote.

12-25-2013 , 12:43 PM

champstone

banned

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,372

3 days later he came back and kicked ass. fwiw one Christmas as a teen I turned wine into water I got a lot of heat over that one.

12-25-2013 , 02:38 PM

lozen

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 26,083

When I was little I believed in both now....

12-25-2013 , 03:02 PM

#10

Trolly McTrollson

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 38,095

Santa brings his game once every year. Jesus, only every 2000 years.

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