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02-14-2012 , 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by ItsRainingMen
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AA

oh my ****ing god i can't stop laughing

ryhhaghdshgahahahhaahhahaa
holy ****ing **** lol. lmao @ Cena "X" plus replays plus girl crying.
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02-14-2012 , 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by El Kabong
I know there is no chance of it happening but I would love for HBK to tell HHH "well if you're not going to end the streak, then I will" and we got Taker/HBK 3..
god yes plz.

lots of wrestling on the show and overall a decent show not counting the first half hour which bit huge dicks.

ending was easily a top 10 hardest i have ever legit LOLed at wrestling.
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02-14-2012 , 01:33 AM
I will bet infinite dollars HHH coaxes HBK out of retirement to retire HHH himself within the next 2-3 WMs
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02-14-2012 , 01:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Burdzthewurd
I will bet infinite dollars HHH coaxes HBK out of retirement to retire HHH himself within the next 2-3 WMs
I see HHH booking himself to go over in that match, then retiring.
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02-14-2012 , 02:21 AM
Only good that can come of this is if Eve was with Kane the entire time and is revealed to be the twin sister of Katie Vick. Cena and Ryder commiserate together and are repackaged as the Ambiguously Gay Duo.

Or they just go full on cartoon and eventually get to a point when Ryder just sees Kane coming and throws himself down a flight of stairs before Kane can do it to him.
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02-14-2012 , 02:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Dylan
I kinda can't wait to hear Wally's experience of watching this with his date.
He was warned +1 to wanting a Wally update tho.
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02-14-2012 , 02:29 AM
This is stupid as hell if they're trying to turn Ryder heel from all this, just to show the internet kids that Vince makes and breaks everyone's careers!
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02-14-2012 , 02:49 AM
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Originally Posted by OneOut
...Or they just go full on cartoon and eventually get to a point when Ryder just sees Kane coming and throws himself down a flight of stairs before Kane can do it to him.
legit lol'd
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02-14-2012 , 04:57 AM
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Originally Posted by El Kabong
I know there is no chance of it happening but I would love for HBK to tell HHH "well if you're not going to end the streak, then I will" and we got Taker/HBK 3..
i think it moved
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02-14-2012 , 05:04 AM
anyway i thought this raw was amazing, despite its terrible start.

random thoughts:

rko **** up was like 99% shows fault imo. he was supposed to push randy who was going to run in to the ropes, then come back, avoid the chop, and rko. show forgot that he wasnt supposed to take the first, which meant randy was landing the rko on his feet ready to run. after that they just followed through and did the planned ending.

cena/ryder/eve/kane is great right now. kane is so stupidly bad its good, cena is carrying everything really well just being cena, eve has made me care about her for the first time since she debuted, and ryder is being given what could be an awesome shot at 3 dimensionalising his character over the next month or 2. now we just have to see if he is up to it or not.

loved hbk/hhh, and still holding out hope its not gonna be hhh/taker 3, but if it is, at least they are starting to do it right.

one problem i think raw faces is how predictable ec -> wm is. obviously punk/y2j go over, then obviously they put it on the line at wm and punk goes over. everyone knows it. at least they are at least hinting at a kofi swerve, but really? meanwhile dolph/truth/miz are making up numbers.
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02-14-2012 , 10:11 AM
Grunching...

How did you all miss the line of the night. Right before Miz is about to speak Ziggler goes "Look at his scowl, he means business!"
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02-14-2012 , 10:50 AM
Raw thoughts:

Spoiler:
- Let's gogogogo with....Kane? Cena/Kane is our lead angle now? Um, okay.

- Pretty stoked for HBK.

- Elimination Chamber debate? This reeks of AIDS, and with added Lawler. LOL Punk, "Vote for me". Crowd is hot for Punk.

- Ace/GOATunga combo is GOAT. Ace fistpumping his intro was awesome. Holy **** this crowd is MOLTEN, where are they? Chicago?

- It would legit not surprise me if Ace had naked bestiality pictures of Vince and the Board.

- No booing allowed, good line from Vicki. LOL @ Truth promo and Ziggler response...spiders in a blender...this promo is ****ing weird as **** but for some reason I'm laughing. There might be some hope for Truth as a face yet.

- Ziggler: "Look at his scowl, he means business." That's ****ing greatness right there.

- Miz stumbling over his words a lot there...either bad improv or forgetting his lines I guess. Punk's reaction was amusing.

- LOL at Jericho's unnecessary long words - "incorporated completely" instead of "put together". His face when Punk brought up DWTS was great too.

- Liked Kofi showing some attitude there. Hope Punk/Miz is better than their underwhelming effort from a few months ago. Debate segment was surprisingly not-terrible.

- Good old-fashioned thumb to the eye for the win, like it. Small chance of a Kofi heel turn perhaps? They could just be putting over the Chamber.

- "Kane is on the loose"? By that I assume Cena means, "free to move around as he pleases" or "not currently incarcerated" in the same way that everyone else on Raw is "on the loose".

- YES! YES! YES! And that's not a response to Orton vs Show.

- Cole doing a total 180 on Bryan right now, glad they've done that.

- Rope DDT on Show was impressive. Huuuuge RKO botch by Show. Orton clearly angry. Awesome booking on the Bryan interference, and even more awesome booking of Cole, who turned on Bryan once he was out of earshot because Bryan threatened to break both his arms last week and now he's scared of him. SmackDown writers, you are awesome.

- How long before HBK plugs his hunting show? Also LOL hunting, in the UK hunting is almost universally associated with being a posh ****. Hilarious that they made it illegal, now it's associated with being an angry posh ****.

- Apparently it's time to play the burial Game. LOL at middle aged woman holding a DX T-shirt. Also LOL'ed at HHH saying "wabbits".

- Enjoying this HBK promo about HHH not being his old self. Kinda disappointed the 'you sold out' chant didn't take.

- Wow. Just wow. Brilliant work from HBK and HHH there. HHH's best promo in years. Undertaker cutting his hair? Are we gonna get a Deadman/American Bad Ass combo next week? Pretty stoked tbh. Excellent segment all round.

- Well, that Ryder/Santino segment was pointless.

- Beth doing a good job of putting over the Divas title. First person ever to do so?

- Did Eve try to hide in that ambulance or what? LMAO, I was literally just about to type "It'd be hilarious if Cena just said '**** it' and kissed her here", and then that happens. Also LOL at Ryder getting friendzoned.

- Punk/Miz was underwhelming again. Meh.

- Interested to see where the boos get directed during this segment. They should go to Eve or Cena, I guess.

- Kane's plan was for Eve to kiss Cena and Ryder ? Pretty thin plan.

- LOL @ "WE ALL HATE YOU" chant. Pretty sure I heard someone trying to start a "You got friendzoned" chant when Ryder came out too. Good crowd.

- LOL at Ryder being Cena's only friend according to Kane. SWERVE! He's here. Wow, Ryder, must be kayfabe dead by now. Boos for Eve. That's good.

- Good episode overall, some decent matches, Cena/Kane is oddly entertaining and the HHH/HBK/Taker segment was A+.

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02-14-2012 , 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by LordCC
He was warned +1 to wanting a Wally update tho.
I hate to disappoint my fellow WBMers. . . so I won't. The evening was a success. We discussed how hilarious Raw was, and I explained that it was pretty solid for entertainment and wrestling. After it was over, we watched a little Blue Mountain State and then played a little tonsil hockey. We didn't have the sex, but we have a Valentine's date for tonight.

One thing you guys need to keep in mind is that I've known her for a few years and she's the younger sister of a very good friend of mine. He can beat the **** out of me, and every time he drinks I get the "if you hurt her I'll kill you" speech, so we have to take it a little slower because I believe him.

She dated another one of my friends for about 9 months, but they broke up and then he moved to Panama. I honestly believe he would have had the **** beaten out of him if he didn't leave so quick after the breakup, as her bro was pissed.

Cliffs:
Watched Raw and laughed.
Made out.
Date tonight.
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02-14-2012 , 10:56 AM
So whats your escape plan then? Taiwan?
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02-14-2012 , 11:02 AM
Loved how Eve could just open the ambulance door from inside, sick evil masterplan Kane.

Eve looked hot.

I was rooting for Ryder to come down the ramp in his wheelchair, that would have been awesome.

One thing that was overlooked and that I thought was awesome was the fan screaming "Are you happy Cena?" in the end.
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02-14-2012 , 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by master3004
So whats your escape plan then? Taiwan?
Newfoundland.
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02-14-2012 , 12:09 PM
I killed it on Blue Suede Shoes and had a great time, but I'm afraid I got less action than Wally did.

Caught up on the show, it had plenty of good moments on it, and despite some AIDS it was an enjoyable watch. Punk clownfacing Miz for his really stupid swipe was great. Cena/Eve/Ryder reminded me of Zack/Lisa/Screech. The whole final sequence was hilarious. Cole speaking out of both sides of his mouth on Daniel Bryan was enjoyable.

As for legit good moments that weren't just entertaining due to their ridiculousness, the HHH/HBK promo really delivered.

Also I did enjoy Beth's shirt saying
Ding
Glam Slam
Ding
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02-14-2012 , 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Wallypop
Newfoundland.
You can come to Connecticut, Wally. I'll protect you
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02-14-2012 , 12:35 PM
So I'm going to Raw next week...Target Center is promoting Cena vs. Kane, and Undertaker at the show. *Card subject to change

Got some cheapish tickets on the camera side, kinda off to the side. Not a sign guy, but is there any way you could pass on "Broskis before Hoskis"?
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02-14-2012 , 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by wesrwood
You can come to Connecticut, Wally. I'll protect you


But seriously, it would be between Canada, the UK, or Germany. Love it over there.
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02-14-2012 , 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Wallypop
Cliffs:
Watched Raw and laughed.
Made out.
Date tonight.
Spoiler:


Spoiler:
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02-14-2012 , 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Edge34
So I'm going to Raw next week...Target Center is promoting Cena vs. Kane, and Undertaker at the show. *Card subject to change

Got some cheapish tickets on the camera side, kinda off to the side. Not a sign guy, but is there any way you could pass on "Broskis before Hoskis"?
Scream it as loud as you can when it's kinda silent.
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02-14-2012 , 02:26 PM
I just tweeted this to Cena.

@JohnCena What ever happened to Broskis before Hooskis?
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02-14-2012 , 04:45 PM
Watching Raw now and seeing Ryder trying to use crutches and having no idea what to do was funny as hell.
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02-14-2012 , 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Burdzthewurd
This is stupid as hell if they're trying to turn Ryder heel from all this, just to show the internet kids that Vince makes and breaks everyone's careers!
Wat? They are going to turn Ryder normal. By which i mean WWE normal. He is gonna get more aggressive and badass and probably lose some of the goof of his gimmick cos its ridiculously midcard.

My fingers are firmly crossed that he spends the next few weeks trying to get advice from people on both shows, then he meets Bryan who just tells him to man the **** up and then girls will love him just as his girlfriend AJ loves him, something he appreciates strongly.

Then Ryder debuts some new finisher that isnt a flying oral rape, takes on Kane at WM beating him, then regains his US title, then Eve is like "you have changed a lot Zach, maybe we could try again? Woo woo woo?" then he just shakes his head slowly, says nothing, and walks off with Kaitlyn who stops by to see if he is ready for their date - end of scene.

Boom, i should be writing this **** imo!
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