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Reddust?

- Nice little opening promo by Edge. WTF, Drew is here? This is odd. Teddy Long also in the house.

- This is really clever, they're pushing the Drew face turn by giving him credit for Vickie getting fired, even a "Thank You, Drew" chant. Drew's losing his Scottish accent, I guess it's pretty standard that if you're a foreigner turning face you have to change your accent and start loving America.

- Edge releases the pin and locks in the Edgecator! I marked for that, that was great. Cole talks about Edge adding a new move to his arsenal, FU Cole, he invented that move 8 years ago.

- Rey is here...LOL no it's not, it's Cody in a suit with a Rey mask, that's awesome. I'm still a little disappointed that they haven't had Cody wear a Lucha mask and Rey get all upset about Cody dishonouring his heritage etc. Right now the feud has no real reason for Rey to care about Cody besides the beatdown last week, and Rey gets beat down all the time so that doesn't exactly make the feud intense.

- DON'T LOOK AT ME! Cody showing his chops on the mic here, impressive. Good camera work keeping it so close to his face, as well. Intense and and very high-quality promo by Cody there actually, this feud is becoming way more interesting over the past 2 weeks.

- Kane is chilling in the back as usual. They're not doing a good job of making Corre come across as the 'leaderless' group they're supposed to be, seeing as it's always Barrett who's at the forefront and does most of the talking, and Booker T just called Barrett 'the standout of the group'.

- I think they've finally found a version of Corre's music that works fairly well. Can't say the same for Heath Slater.

- LOL Booker just called him 'Koz'. He really is so bad it's funny.

- Pretty funny that Heath Slater's finisher is basically a Scorpion Death Drop. After all the talk about Sting they give his move to pretty much one of the worst guys they have.

- Christian returns next week! MTFO time.

- ADR is with Roberto, who's doing harmonies to warm up his voice, LOL. Some guy is also painting a picture of ADR. Weird.

- 'Taker returns (again) next! HHH kinda buried the rest of the roster with his promo last week, but HHH gonna HHH I guess.

- Wow, 'Taker coming out to the Johnny Cash song, 'Ain't No Grave'. I like this actually, pretty cool. As long as they don't get rid of the traditional UNDERTAKER'S DONG at the beginning, this works as his new entrance music. Pretty good, if slightly rambling, promo by 'Taker there. He's a really underrated mic worker, just because he talks so little, but when he does talk he comes across just as intense and intimidating as he's supposed to be.

- Kane vs Big Show tonight...ugh. They're plugging Sin Cara pretty hard too, looking forward to seeing him. Tag team with Mysterio one time?

- Michelle McCool wrestling in a medical protective boot cannot be a good idea.

- Looks like a botched Kane face turn vs Corre...Kane/Show/Diesel vs Corre at WM? Booker is soooo bad..."Kane is the Superman of the WWE". WTF?

- HBK's comments on the HHH vs 'Taker match are really putting it over. Would be delighted to see him as guest ref, because even though we all know the Streak isn't ending at the hands of HHH, HBK is the perfect choice of ambiguous ref. He has such a long kayfabe history of betraying his friends that it gives such an element of doubt to everything.

- Hahahaha, Cole is just such an awesome heel, "Watch what I do here! Watch how much of a man I am, slapping Jerry Lawler in the face!" Talking about how Swagger's gonna teach him all of his moves, it'd be awesome if he did actually break out the Vader Bomb or the Gutwrench Powerbomb at WM. Not that he'd do anything other than break King's neck, of course. LMAO, Cole and Swagger running around in circles in the ring together, amazing.

- Cena and Rock recap. That Rock promo was actually really good, even though he wasn't in the arena.

- Edge skit backstage involving the painter from earlier...he bends down, Edge kicks him really lightly in the ass and he collapses like he's dead. Really, WWE? IRL the guy would have just sat up and gone "well, that was un-called for". Not lain on the floor for like 10 more seconds totally motionless.

- The ring is full of Mexican flags, WTF? Aren't there two people in this contract signing? I think next week Edge should cover everything in Canadian flags just to even the score. Maybe get a guy to ring announce him in a super-Canadian accent. LOL Mexican national anthem, so ridiculous how this crap is okay in wrestling. WWE can sign Sin Cara to pander to its Mexican audience but they can't resist making people boo the national anthem?

- Hahaha, Teddy Long says "can this be the first ever contract signing to not end in chaos?" and the crowd shouts "NO!". Be funny if it was. Crowd chanting "USA", what an absolute bunch of ****ing idiots. There's a Canadian fighting a Mexican FFS. Maybe they're Teddy Long fans?

- Teddy Long legs it out the ring before they start fighting, LOL. Busted nose for Edge, looks nasty. ADR is about to break Edge's arm but CHRISTIAN IS HERE! MTFO. Pretty nice segment to end the show, Christian looks pissed.

- Anyone else think they're leading to a big WM swerve and Christian costing Edge the title?