I'm honoured to be in the #2 point on The List. We have very similar tastes in music, religion, etc.

However, I cannot accept bathroom humour being unfunny. I will accept that it does not belong in a WWE character, though.

ETA: In honour of LKJ's 20,000th poast, I am going to change my avatar soon.

This is a rendering of me when someone makes a poop joke.

*snif*

If those tastes in religion are anything other than "LOL RELIGION", my opinions on both of you will fall substantially.

steak definitely most accurate thing on list

Agreed. I think even medium rare is bad.

no. medium well.

perfection

Oh yeah, just suck the flavor right out of it, dnky. That's a brilliant plan.

My dad likes steak and roast beef well done. I hated both until I left for university and discovered you didn't have to cook beef until it turns grey.

medium well=light pink inside and tender

the standard that all meat should try to be.

roast beef should be on the medium rare side, smothered in brown gravy and melted mozzarella cheese, and placed on a toasted garlic hero.

hunger

What is this?

Yorkshire pudding, roast potatoes, veg and gravy or GTFO.

Like a lawyer paying attention to precedent, LKJ is diligent in reminding us of the past, sometimes doing so even without a clear contemporary agenda, or even if it goes against his agenda at times.

I was amazed, having agreed with so much of the OP, that it also made the claim that Diet Sunkist was the 'most enjoyable soda on earth'. It is not even an enjoyable beverage at all. It may be the least bad soda that has the word diet in the title, but such is faint praise.

As for the phrase “whatever doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger", the joker's line "whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger" would have been a great heel response to an idiotic face muttering the hackneyed drivel about being being made stronger.

Agree that diet drinks suck. I didn't even realise Sunkist existed anymore.

I will ban anyone else who insists on steak well done.

Steak should not even be offered above medium rare. Hell, I don't think they ask you at Lugers

A friend of mine ('s dad) owns a bar where I went to school. They have "[probably strip loin] Steak: Rare or Medium Rare" written right on the menu.

meat naziz

true story

some time ago i was playing some live tourney and texting back and forth in some group imessage with a few friends talking about steakhouses. they settled on discussing some really nice steakhouse in the south bay. i won some lol pot that i played absoultely terribly and said that if i shipped the tourney i'd take them all to the steakhouse

several hours later i win the tourney. couple weeks later we go to the steakhouse

one of my friends decided to be a total dick about this. ordered every appetizer on the menu, ordered a round of johnny walker blue label for everyone (that **** is expensive), which aggrivated the **** out of me, but **** it, YOLO.

then the ******* convinces another friend to both order porterhouses, both well done. come to a steakhouse to order well done steak? this pissed me off

so i go to the hostess, get a piece of paper and a pen. we eat, get the check, meal's a lil over 900 with tip. i write a note and wait for him to go to the bathroom. he does, i set the check in front of his chair, i take my card out of the sleeve and put a note saying "this is what happens when you waste my money jerkoff" on top of the check and convince the rest of my friends to leave with me before he gets back to the table

made him sweat for a week before i paid him for the dinner

sick brag

We went to a semi decent steak house (David Burke Prime at Foxwoods) for my Buddy's bachelor party.

We all order, he of course gets his medium well. When the steak comes out his dad asks him if he wants any steak sauce, meaning A-1. The waitress responds to the question with "We have a bernase sauce" and the look of confusion on their face was priceless.

#100

i crunched the numbers and at my current posting rate i should be at 20k posts in about june 2157