Tournament - 7 Card Stud High (150/300), Ante 25, Bring-In 50 (converter)

Seat 1: 1,020
Seat 2: 2,781
Hero: 5,842
Seat 4: 1,561
Seat 5: 2,967
Seat 6: 1,549
Seat 8: 2,698

3rd Street - (1.17 SB)

Seat 1: xx xx Q___calls
Seat 2: xx xx 2___brings-in
Hero: 8 T 7___folds
Seat 4: xx xx J___calls
Seat 5: xx xx K___folds
Seat 6: xx xx 8___folds
Seat 8: xx xx 6___folds

4th Street - (2.17 SB)

Seat 1: xx xx Q Q___checks___calls
Seat 2: xx xx 2 2___checks___calls
Seat 4: xx xx J J___bets

5th Street - (2.58 BB)

Seat 1: xx xx Q Q 4___bets___raises to 795 (all-in)
Seat 2: xx xx 2 2 4___calls___calls___calls
Seat 4: xx xx J J 5___raises___raises

6th Street - (13.53 BB)

Seat 1: xx xx Q Q 4 J___all-in
Seat 2: xx xx 2 2 4 A___bets
Seat 4: xx xx J J 5 T___calls 241 (all-in)

River - (15.14 BB)

Seat 1: xx xx Q Q 4 J xx___all-in
Seat 2: xx xx 2 2 4 A xx
Seat 4: xx xx J J 5 T xx___all-in

Total pot: (15.14 BB - 4,542)

Results (in white):[color:white]

Total pot 4,242 Main pot 3,160. Side pot 1,082. | Rake 0

Note: this site shuffles the hole cards.


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*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,242 Main pot 3,160. Side pot 1,082. | Rake 0
Seat 1: casinus showed [Qh 8c Qc Qs 4s Jh Kd] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: muwate showed [5s 3d 2d 2s 4c As 6s] and won (4,242) with a straight, Six high
Seat 3: BrutalDelux3 folded on 3rd St.
Seat 4: keegsbum showed [7d Js Jc Jd 5h Tc Ac] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 5: tsedesoutioun folded on 3rd St.
Seat 6: muhctim folded on 3rd St.
Seat 8: jas1524 folded on 3rd St.


Double KO

Yesterday, I was playing seven stud.

I was dealt (Q3)3. I looked around at the door cards: 3,3,Q,Q,x,x (not in that order).

I don't recall if I was two-suited or not.

Talk of dead hands.

I folded.

Anyone had a deader hand?

Isn't that the deadest a hand can be by definition? Maybe if you had 3 unpaired cards with (almost) all of them dead?

Last I knew there were four Queens in a deck, Rusty.

Yeah but he had Qs and 3s on 3rd!

oops

Happily for us, moderators aren't expected to know anything about poker.

Congrats, btw.

Thanks. So far, no one to ban. I feel lied to!

If I expected banning to be a big part of the job, I wouldn't have taken it.

Pfft but you have all these mild mannered stud players to deal with. I've got guys with theories and broken glass bottles waving both in my face

wtf???


KrappyKonnect: or live in inepititude
KrappyKonnect: are you going to be a man
KrappyKonnect: or be a boy
KrappyKonnect: im giving you the bike
KrappyKonnect: take the training wheels off
luckyace7117: i am listening
luckyace7117: pen and pad ready
luckyace7117: please teach me
KrappyKonnect: STOP CHATTING
KrappyKonnect: LESSON 1
KrappyKonnect: DONT CHAT UNLESS ASKED TO
CHAT
luckyace7117: how else will i express my feelings for
you?
KrappyKonnect: I DIDNT ASK YOU
KrappyKonnect: your feelings
KrappyKonnect: are meaningless to me
KrappyKonnect: Im a champ
luckyace7117: but its all teh world to me
KrappyKonnect: Im 19 and I make more money than
99% of the people in the world
KrappyKonnect: i am success
KrappyKonnect: I am beauty
KrappyKonnect: I am strength
KrappyKonnect: I am the perfect specimen
KrappyKonnect: do you want to be like me
KrappyKonnect: (yes you can chat to that one
question)
luckyace7117: oh thank you tahnk you
luckyace7117: yes
KrappyKonnect: like i dont think you understand
luckyace7117: ooo 19
luckyace7117: u must be hot then
KrappyKonnect: how serious i am
luckyace7117: no school?
KrappyKonnect: like im so serious
KrappyKonnect: you are bad at razz
KrappyKonnect: that is serious
KrappyKonnect: i am dead
KrappyKonnect: serious
KrappyKonnect: and im trying to enlighten you
luckyace7117: bad/terrible/horrible
KrappyKonnect: who needs school
luckyace7117: i'll take bad out of those three
KrappyKonnect: when you have the brains
KrappyKonnect: that created school
KrappyKonnect: i mean someone had to say
KrappyKonnect: hey i think im going to teach !!@@ to
people
KrappyKonnect: but he had no school whatsoever
luckyace7117: more please
KrappyKonnect: i am that brain
KrappyKonnect: i knew before anyone else knew and
now i teach
KrappyKonnect: because i am genuinely giving
KrappyKonnect: I give
luckyace7117: giving is a waste
KrappyKonnect: minasun you are even a bigger fish
you might want to listen to me
KrappyKonnect: oh guess not
luckyace7117: you should just take
luckyace7117: and make
KrappyKonnect: ive taken
luckyace7117: money for da honeys
KrappyKonnect: too much
KrappyKonnect: im the guy who had that brain
luckyace7117: what happened to it?
KrappyKonnect: before anyone else had to be taught
to have my brain
KrappyKonnect: and im the guy
KrappyKonnect: who created the first charity
KrappyKonnect: im the man
KrappyKonnect: who made the wheel
KrappyKonnect: im the man
KrappyKonnect: who was the first african american
president
luckyace7117: are you apocalypse?
KrappyKonnect: yes I can
KrappyKonnect: I am the apocalypse to poker
KrappyKonnect: unless you want to be neo
luckyace7117: si se puede!
KrappyKonnect: and stop the agents
KrappyKonnect: I am the agent
luckyace7117: I can be neo
KrappyKonnect: I must get free luckyace
KrappyKonnect: I must get out of here
luckyace7117: and be trapped in a neverinding void of
continuous conflagaration
KrappyKonnect: or i might just end this game made
out of 4 suits
KrappyKonnect: numbers and letters
KrappyKonnect: and 52 cards
KrappyKonnect: i have that power
KrappyKonnect: I have that ability
luckyace7117: oh no
KrappyKonnect: when you think of the word deity
KrappyKonnect: open up a dictionary
KrappyKonnect: and just imagine my penguin avatar
KrappyKonnect: because this is what i am
KrappyKonnect: a deity
KrappyKonnect: a god
luckyace7117: your beauty is too much for the world
KrappyKonnect: I am the highest power when it comes
to poker
luckyace7117: and so you are.... penguin
luckyace7117: your knowledge is too great and so you
are..... penguin
KrappyKonnect: and your stupidity is in comparison
with jim varney's character
KrappyKonnect: now are you going to die in the fire
KrappyKonnect: or rise
KrappyKonnect: rise like the majestic phoenix
KrappyKonnect: which is real
KrappyKonnect: ive seen them
luckyace7117: i am gay
luckyace7117: so theoretically i should be able to rise
magjestically
KrappyKonnect: why do you use that word
KrappyKonnect: as if you can use it so liberally
KrappyKonnect: like these people dont exist
KrappyKonnect: what makes you better
luckyace7117: the gays?
luckyace7117: majestics?
KrappyKonnect: now on to what i was talking about
KrappyKonnect: Im a penguin
KrappyKonnect: because
KrappyKonnect: you see movies
KrappyKonnect: march of the penguins
KrappyKonnect: happy feet
KrappyKonnect: penguins are the alpha animal
KrappyKonnect: can you swim in cold ice water
KrappyKonnect: no youll die
luckyace7117: i always knew i saw god in happy feet
KrappyKonnect: because you are pathetic
KrappyKonnect: like all the other fish
luckyace7117: i cannot
KrappyKonnect: thats why im trying to eat you
KrappyKonnect: and poop you out
KrappyKonnect: into something good
luckyace7117: i can create for you a fashionable life
vest though
KrappyKonnect: because right now you are worse than
penguin poop
KrappyKonnect: im trying to help you man
KrappyKonnect: do you want my help
KrappyKonnect: do you
KrappyKonnect: because if you dont
KrappyKonnect: im gone
KrappyKonnect: im gone forever
KrappyKonnect: you will not see me
KrappyKonnect: ever
luckyace7117: yessssssssssssss
luckyace7117: dont leave me!!!!
KrappyKonnect: well here is the codebreaker
KrappyKonnect: the thing
KrappyKonnect: that will make your head explode
KrappyKonnect: im a woman
KrappyKonnect: so i guess you want me to leave now
KrappyKonnect: righ
luckyace7117: :-(
luckyace7117: well no tas hot i guess
KrappyKonnect: because you are ****
KrappyKonnect: you like !&%!s
KrappyKonnect: they bleep that out
luckyace7117: but my mother is a woman
KrappyKonnect: what if my name was richard
KrappyKonnect: and i liked to be called the shortform
for richard
KrappyKonnect: does that seem fair
KrappyKonnect: what is with this censorship
KrappyKonnect: in the world
KrappyKonnect: is that fair
KrappyKonnect: answer
KrappyKonnect: when someone asks you a question
luckyace7117: trick %#$%
KrappyKonnect: you answer
KrappyKonnect: you think thi sgrew on a tree
KrappyKonnect: i started with 80 cents
KrappyKonnect: and i grew
KrappyKonnect: like the majestic phoenix
luckyace7117: how old were you?
KrappyKonnect: so ill report back to you
KrappyKonnect: 18
KrappyKonnect: and i shipped in my documents
KrappyKonnect: so i could withdraw scrillah
KrappyKonnect: and ive withdrawn
KrappyKonnect: tonnes
KrappyKonnect: holla
luckyace7117: scrillah is nice
KrappyKonnect: now take your pen
luckyace7117: careful bout the irs
KrappyKonnect: and paper
KrappyKonnect: and go to wikipedia
KrappyKonnect: and look at the phoenix
KrappyKonnect: later

tl;dr but i did catch the part about minasun being a fish, at least that much is correct.

wp Buzzard, I think that was an elaborate level. Both parties please comment asap.

Post deleted by Andy B.

hahaha a+ sir. not even my trashtalking is this elaborate.

I just was just so confused.. i mean?? is this serious? these two werent even playing.. i was looking for a game and stumbled across that chat. I mean is Krappy Konnect that good?

no, but whatever he was on must be

LOL k

HEY ANDY IM DRINKIN COORS LIGHT AND LOVIN IT

Ouch man, ouch. You seriously are jealous, or something.

I was just seriously bored, and this guy is kind of a reg tag fish, who dodges me cause i dominate him heads up so I just wanted to dick around with. He was a good sport, and a good guy, and I like luckyace, i just think he is terrible.

Btw i am that good. Im 19, I made 150k in 2008 and im on pace to beat that this year. I obviously have leaks, especially playing when i dont want to play which causes me to spew and tilt, but seriously if you dont think im that good your on crack. I havent deposited a cent into online poker and for me to make the climb to 50/100 razz and other games has to be acknowleged as "that good".

Also I think my line about him being a fish and being eaten by me and turned into poop of greatness was an absolute awesome metaphor for my skillls as a poker professor. Might make a training site on that claim.

You missed a huge chunk of the start of my rap, btw.

Congrats, and hope you keep it up in '09. For the record, I think you're a very good player from what I've seen. But no one's skills in chat can compare

.50/$1 on PS Stud/8. Player 1 with obvious Ace-high flush on 6th street bets on the river heads-up into player showing an Ace, brick, five, brick(two cards suited). Betting gets capped, and player 2 wins with qkA flush.

Player one says, "nh, I thought you had low"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha great comment... But nothing compares to what happened to me yesterday at a stud high table.....

I was the bring-in with split deuces and had 1 caller, who proceeded to check all the way down to the river. I catch trip 2s on the river and he bets into me, I call and win.. He then starts berating me for "chasing with deuces" and "sucking out on the river".. It was the most hilarious thing ever.

NOTHING? ... You can't top this - TRUE STORY:

Live B&M LL Stud game. I bet river and showed down quads. Player who called me asked me with a straight and serious face, "Before you hit quads, did you have trips?" !!!!!!!!!

You can't make this stuff up!

OMG - this just happenned: READ HIS COMMENTS AFTER THE HAND!!!!!!

7 Card Stud High-Low ($0.50/$1.00), Ante $0.05, Bring-In $0.25 (converter)

3rd Street - (0.60 SB)

Seat 3: xx xx 9___calls
Seat 4: xx xx 2___brings-in
Hero: 6 5 4___calls
Seat 6: xx xx 3___calls
Seat 7: xx xx 5___calls
Seat 8: xx xx 6___folds

4th Street - (3.10 SB)

Seat 3: xx xx 9 Q___checks
Seat 4: xx xx 2 K___checks
Hero: 6 5 4 2___checks
Seat 6: xx xx 3 3___checks
Seat 7: xx xx 5 8___checks

5th Street - (1.55 BB)

Seat 3: xx xx 9 Q Q___bets___calls
Seat 4: xx xx 2 K 4___folds
Hero: 6 5 4 2 7___raises
Seat 6: xx xx 3 3 8___folds
Seat 7: xx xx 5 8 7___folds

6th Street - (5.55 BB)

Seat 3: xx xx 9 Q Q T___checks___calls
Hero: 6 5 4 2 7 3___bets

River - (7.55 BB)

Seat 3: xx xx 9 Q Q T xx___checks___calls
Hero: 6 5 4 2 7 3 A___bets

Total pot: (9.55 BB)

Results (in white):[color:white]

Total pot $9.55 | Rake $0.45

Seat 3: [5d Qd 9d Qh Qs Th Ac]

Hero: [6d 5c 4c 2s 7d 3c As] (HI: a straight, Three to Seven; LO: 5,4,3,2,A)

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megaman1973 said, "ripp off"
megaman1973 said, "wait for cards and get done in like that"
megaman1973 said, "geezs"
megaman1973 said, "cruel"

mrtnfisher said, "yeah, tough beat when u start w/95Q"

[level] ait, that's a premium hand, isnt it? [/level]

Moral: don't tap the tank.