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Old 02-14-2009, 02:19 AM   #276
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Re: **!!**GD S IM NOT F AROUND N E MORE (!) FEB LC OH FISCHUL**!!**

Tournament - 7 Card Stud High (150/300), Ante 25, Bring-In 50 (converter)

Seat 1: 1,020
Seat 2: 2,781
Hero: 5,842
Seat 4: 1,561
Seat 5: 2,967
Seat 6: 1,549
Seat 8: 2,698

3rd Street - (1.17 SB)

Seat 1: xx xx Q___calls
Seat 2: xx xx 2___brings-in
Hero: 8 T 7___folds
Seat 4: xx xx J___calls
Seat 5: xx xx K___folds
Seat 6: xx xx 8___folds
Seat 8: xx xx 6___folds

4th Street - (2.17 SB)

Seat 1: xx xx Q Q___checks___calls
Seat 2: xx xx 2 2___checks___calls
Seat 4: xx xx J J___bets

5th Street - (2.58 BB)

Seat 1: xx xx Q Q 4___bets___raises to 795 (all-in)
Seat 2: xx xx 2 2 4___calls___calls___calls
Seat 4: xx xx J J 5___raises___raises

6th Street - (13.53 BB)

Seat 1: xx xx Q Q 4 J___all-in
Seat 2: xx xx 2 2 4 A___bets
Seat 4: xx xx J J 5 T___calls 241 (all-in)

River - (15.14 BB)

Seat 1: xx xx Q Q 4 J xx___all-in
Seat 2: xx xx 2 2 4 A xx
Seat 4: xx xx J J 5 T xx___all-in

Total pot: (15.14 BB - 4,542)

Results (in white):[color:white]

Total pot 4,242 Main pot 3,160. Side pot 1,082. | Rake 0

Note: this site shuffles the hole cards.


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*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,242 Main pot 3,160. Side pot 1,082. | Rake 0
Seat 1: casinus showed [Qh 8c Qc Qs 4s Jh Kd] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: muwate showed [5s 3d 2d 2s 4c As 6s] and won (4,242) with a straight, Six high
Seat 3: BrutalDelux3 folded on 3rd St.
Seat 4: keegsbum showed [7d Js Jc Jd 5h Tc Ac] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 5: tsedesoutioun folded on 3rd St.
Seat 6: muhctim folded on 3rd St.
Seat 8: jas1524 folded on 3rd St.


Double KO
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Old 02-14-2009, 01:44 PM   #277
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The Deadest Of Dead Hands (LC)

Yesterday, I was playing seven stud.

I was dealt (Q3)3. I looked around at the door cards: 3,3,Q,Q,x,x (not in that order).

I don't recall if I was two-suited or not.

Talk of dead hands.

I folded.

Anyone had a deader hand?
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Old 02-14-2009, 01:49 PM   #278
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Re: **!!**GD S IM NOT F AROUND N E MORE (!) FEB LC OH FISCHUL**!!**

Isn't that the deadest a hand can be by definition? Maybe if you had 3 unpaired cards with (almost) all of them dead?
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Old 02-14-2009, 01:54 PM   #279
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Re: **!!**GD S IM NOT F AROUND N E MORE (!) FEB LC OH FISCHUL**!!**

Last I knew there were four Queens in a deck, Rusty.
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Old 02-14-2009, 01:57 PM   #280
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Last I knew there were four Queens in a deck, Rusty.
Yeah but he had Qs and 3s on 3rd!

oops
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Old 02-14-2009, 02:07 PM   #281
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Happily for us, moderators aren't expected to know anything about poker.

Congrats, btw.
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Old 02-14-2009, 02:33 PM   #282
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Happily for us, moderators aren't expected to know anything about poker.

Congrats, btw.
Thanks. So far, no one to ban. I feel lied to!
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Old 02-14-2009, 02:48 PM   #283
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If I expected banning to be a big part of the job, I wouldn't have taken it.
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Old 02-14-2009, 02:53 PM   #284
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If I expected banning to be a big part of the job, I wouldn't have taken it.
Pfft but you have all these mild mannered stud players to deal with. I've got guys with theories and broken glass bottles waving both in my face
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Old 02-14-2009, 07:37 PM   #285
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Re: **!!**GD S IM NOT F AROUND N E MORE (!) FEB LC OH FISCHUL**!!**

wtf???


KrappyKonnect: or live in inepititude
KrappyKonnect: are you going to be a man
KrappyKonnect: or be a boy
KrappyKonnect: im giving you the bike
KrappyKonnect: take the training wheels off
luckyace7117: i am listening
luckyace7117: pen and pad ready
luckyace7117: please teach me
KrappyKonnect: STOP CHATTING
KrappyKonnect: LESSON 1
KrappyKonnect: DONT CHAT UNLESS ASKED TO
CHAT
luckyace7117: how else will i express my feelings for
you?
KrappyKonnect: I DIDNT ASK YOU
KrappyKonnect: your feelings
KrappyKonnect: are meaningless to me
KrappyKonnect: Im a champ
luckyace7117: but its all teh world to me
KrappyKonnect: Im 19 and I make more money than
99% of the people in the world
KrappyKonnect: i am success
KrappyKonnect: I am beauty
KrappyKonnect: I am strength
KrappyKonnect: I am the perfect specimen
KrappyKonnect: do you want to be like me
KrappyKonnect: (yes you can chat to that one
question)
luckyace7117: oh thank you tahnk you
luckyace7117: yes
KrappyKonnect: like i dont think you understand
luckyace7117: ooo 19
luckyace7117: u must be hot then
KrappyKonnect: how serious i am
luckyace7117: no school?
KrappyKonnect: like im so serious
KrappyKonnect: you are bad at razz
KrappyKonnect: that is serious
KrappyKonnect: i am dead
KrappyKonnect: serious
KrappyKonnect: and im trying to enlighten you
luckyace7117: bad/terrible/horrible
KrappyKonnect: who needs school
luckyace7117: i'll take bad out of those three
KrappyKonnect: when you have the brains
KrappyKonnect: that created school
KrappyKonnect: i mean someone had to say
KrappyKonnect: hey i think im going to teach !!@@ to
people
KrappyKonnect: but he had no school whatsoever
luckyace7117: more please
KrappyKonnect: i am that brain
KrappyKonnect: i knew before anyone else knew and
now i teach
KrappyKonnect: because i am genuinely giving
KrappyKonnect: I give
luckyace7117: giving is a waste
KrappyKonnect: minasun you are even a bigger fish
you might want to listen to me
KrappyKonnect: oh guess not
luckyace7117: you should just take
luckyace7117: and make
KrappyKonnect: ive taken
luckyace7117: money for da honeys
KrappyKonnect: too much
KrappyKonnect: im the guy who had that brain
luckyace7117: what happened to it?
KrappyKonnect: before anyone else had to be taught
to have my brain
KrappyKonnect: and im the guy
KrappyKonnect: who created the first charity
KrappyKonnect: im the man
KrappyKonnect: who made the wheel
KrappyKonnect: im the man
KrappyKonnect: who was the first african american
president
luckyace7117: are you apocalypse?
KrappyKonnect: yes I can
KrappyKonnect: I am the apocalypse to poker
KrappyKonnect: unless you want to be neo
luckyace7117: si se puede!
KrappyKonnect: and stop the agents
KrappyKonnect: I am the agent
luckyace7117: I can be neo
KrappyKonnect: I must get free luckyace
KrappyKonnect: I must get out of here
luckyace7117: and be trapped in a neverinding void of
continuous conflagaration
KrappyKonnect: or i might just end this game made
out of 4 suits
KrappyKonnect: numbers and letters
KrappyKonnect: and 52 cards
KrappyKonnect: i have that power
KrappyKonnect: I have that ability
luckyace7117: oh no
KrappyKonnect: when you think of the word deity
KrappyKonnect: open up a dictionary
KrappyKonnect: and just imagine my penguin avatar
KrappyKonnect: because this is what i am
KrappyKonnect: a deity
KrappyKonnect: a god
luckyace7117: your beauty is too much for the world
KrappyKonnect: I am the highest power when it comes
to poker
luckyace7117: and so you are.... penguin
luckyace7117: your knowledge is too great and so you
are..... penguin
KrappyKonnect: and your stupidity is in comparison
with jim varney's character
KrappyKonnect: now are you going to die in the fire
KrappyKonnect: or rise
KrappyKonnect: rise like the majestic phoenix
KrappyKonnect: which is real
KrappyKonnect: ive seen them
luckyace7117: i am gay
luckyace7117: so theoretically i should be able to rise
magjestically
KrappyKonnect: why do you use that word
KrappyKonnect: as if you can use it so liberally
KrappyKonnect: like these people dont exist
KrappyKonnect: what makes you better
luckyace7117: the gays?
luckyace7117: majestics?
KrappyKonnect: now on to what i was talking about
KrappyKonnect: Im a penguin
KrappyKonnect: because
KrappyKonnect: you see movies
KrappyKonnect: march of the penguins
KrappyKonnect: happy feet
KrappyKonnect: penguins are the alpha animal
KrappyKonnect: can you swim in cold ice water
KrappyKonnect: no youll die
luckyace7117: i always knew i saw god in happy feet
KrappyKonnect: because you are pathetic
KrappyKonnect: like all the other fish
luckyace7117: i cannot
KrappyKonnect: thats why im trying to eat you
KrappyKonnect: and poop you out
KrappyKonnect: into something good
luckyace7117: i can create for you a fashionable life
vest though
KrappyKonnect: because right now you are worse than
penguin poop
KrappyKonnect: im trying to help you man
KrappyKonnect: do you want my help
KrappyKonnect: do you
KrappyKonnect: because if you dont
KrappyKonnect: im gone
KrappyKonnect: im gone forever
KrappyKonnect: you will not see me
KrappyKonnect: ever
luckyace7117: yessssssssssssss
luckyace7117: dont leave me!!!!
KrappyKonnect: well here is the codebreaker
KrappyKonnect: the thing
KrappyKonnect: that will make your head explode
KrappyKonnect: im a woman
KrappyKonnect: so i guess you want me to leave now
KrappyKonnect: righ
luckyace7117: :-(
luckyace7117: well no tas hot i guess
KrappyKonnect: because you are ****
KrappyKonnect: you like !&%!s
KrappyKonnect: they bleep that out
luckyace7117: but my mother is a woman
KrappyKonnect: what if my name was richard
KrappyKonnect: and i liked to be called the shortform
for richard
KrappyKonnect: does that seem fair
KrappyKonnect: what is with this censorship
KrappyKonnect: in the world
KrappyKonnect: is that fair
KrappyKonnect: answer
KrappyKonnect: when someone asks you a question
luckyace7117: trick %#$%
KrappyKonnect: you answer
KrappyKonnect: you think thi sgrew on a tree
KrappyKonnect: i started with 80 cents
KrappyKonnect: and i grew
KrappyKonnect: like the majestic phoenix
luckyace7117: how old were you?
KrappyKonnect: so ill report back to you
KrappyKonnect: 18
KrappyKonnect: and i shipped in my documents
KrappyKonnect: so i could withdraw scrillah
KrappyKonnect: and ive withdrawn
KrappyKonnect: tonnes
KrappyKonnect: holla
luckyace7117: scrillah is nice
KrappyKonnect: now take your pen
luckyace7117: careful bout the irs
KrappyKonnect: and paper
KrappyKonnect: and go to wikipedia
KrappyKonnect: and look at the phoenix
KrappyKonnect: later
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Old 02-14-2009, 07:46 PM   #286
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Re: **!!**GD S IM NOT F AROUND N E MORE (!) FEB LC OH FISCHUL**!!**

tl;dr but i did catch the part about minasun being a fish, at least that much is correct.
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Old 02-14-2009, 08:12 PM   #287
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wp Buzzard, I think that was an elaborate level. Both parties please comment asap.
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Old 02-14-2009, 08:19 PM   #288
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Old 02-14-2009, 09:31 PM   #289
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wtf???


KrappyKonnect: or live in inepititude
KrappyKonnect: are you going to be a man
KrappyKonnect: or be a boy
KrappyKonnect: im giving you the bike
KrappyKonnect: take the training wheels off
luckyace7117: i am listening
luckyace7117: pen and pad ready
luckyace7117: please teach me
KrappyKonnect: STOP CHATTING
KrappyKonnect: LESSON 1
KrappyKonnect: DONT CHAT UNLESS ASKED TO
CHAT
luckyace7117: how else will i express my feelings for
you?
KrappyKonnect: I DIDNT ASK YOU
KrappyKonnect: your feelings
KrappyKonnect: are meaningless to me
KrappyKonnect: Im a champ
luckyace7117: but its all teh world to me
KrappyKonnect: Im 19 and I make more money than
99% of the people in the world
KrappyKonnect: i am success
KrappyKonnect: I am beauty
KrappyKonnect: I am strength
KrappyKonnect: I am the perfect specimen
KrappyKonnect: do you want to be like me
KrappyKonnect: (yes you can chat to that one
question)
luckyace7117: oh thank you tahnk you
luckyace7117: yes
KrappyKonnect: like i dont think you understand
luckyace7117: ooo 19
luckyace7117: u must be hot then
KrappyKonnect: how serious i am
luckyace7117: no school?
KrappyKonnect: like im so serious
KrappyKonnect: you are bad at razz
KrappyKonnect: that is serious
KrappyKonnect: i am dead
KrappyKonnect: serious
KrappyKonnect: and im trying to enlighten you
luckyace7117: bad/terrible/horrible
KrappyKonnect: who needs school
luckyace7117: i'll take bad out of those three
KrappyKonnect: when you have the brains
KrappyKonnect: that created school
KrappyKonnect: i mean someone had to say
KrappyKonnect: hey i think im going to teach !!@@ to
people
KrappyKonnect: but he had no school whatsoever
luckyace7117: more please
KrappyKonnect: i am that brain
KrappyKonnect: i knew before anyone else knew and
now i teach
KrappyKonnect: because i am genuinely giving
KrappyKonnect: I give
luckyace7117: giving is a waste
KrappyKonnect: minasun you are even a bigger fish
you might want to listen to me
KrappyKonnect: oh guess not
luckyace7117: you should just take
luckyace7117: and make
KrappyKonnect: ive taken
luckyace7117: money for da honeys
KrappyKonnect: too much
KrappyKonnect: im the guy who had that brain
luckyace7117: what happened to it?
KrappyKonnect: before anyone else had to be taught
to have my brain
KrappyKonnect: and im the guy
KrappyKonnect: who created the first charity
KrappyKonnect: im the man
KrappyKonnect: who made the wheel
KrappyKonnect: im the man
KrappyKonnect: who was the first african american
president
luckyace7117: are you apocalypse?
KrappyKonnect: yes I can
KrappyKonnect: I am the apocalypse to poker
KrappyKonnect: unless you want to be neo
luckyace7117: si se puede!
KrappyKonnect: and stop the agents
KrappyKonnect: I am the agent
luckyace7117: I can be neo
KrappyKonnect: I must get free luckyace
KrappyKonnect: I must get out of here
luckyace7117: and be trapped in a neverinding void of
continuous conflagaration
KrappyKonnect: or i might just end this game made
out of 4 suits
KrappyKonnect: numbers and letters
KrappyKonnect: and 52 cards
KrappyKonnect: i have that power
KrappyKonnect: I have that ability
luckyace7117: oh no
KrappyKonnect: when you think of the word deity
KrappyKonnect: open up a dictionary
KrappyKonnect: and just imagine my penguin avatar
KrappyKonnect: because this is what i am
KrappyKonnect: a deity
KrappyKonnect: a god
luckyace7117: your beauty is too much for the world
KrappyKonnect: I am the highest power when it comes
to poker
luckyace7117: and so you are.... penguin
luckyace7117: your knowledge is too great and so you
are..... penguin
KrappyKonnect: and your stupidity is in comparison
with jim varney's character
KrappyKonnect: now are you going to die in the fire
KrappyKonnect: or rise
KrappyKonnect: rise like the majestic phoenix
KrappyKonnect: which is real
KrappyKonnect: ive seen them
luckyace7117: i am gay
luckyace7117: so theoretically i should be able to rise
magjestically
KrappyKonnect: why do you use that word
KrappyKonnect: as if you can use it so liberally
KrappyKonnect: like these people dont exist
KrappyKonnect: what makes you better
luckyace7117: the gays?
luckyace7117: majestics?
KrappyKonnect: now on to what i was talking about
KrappyKonnect: Im a penguin
KrappyKonnect: because
KrappyKonnect: you see movies
KrappyKonnect: march of the penguins
KrappyKonnect: happy feet
KrappyKonnect: penguins are the alpha animal
KrappyKonnect: can you swim in cold ice water
KrappyKonnect: no youll die
luckyace7117: i always knew i saw god in happy feet
KrappyKonnect: because you are pathetic
KrappyKonnect: like all the other fish
luckyace7117: i cannot
KrappyKonnect: thats why im trying to eat you
KrappyKonnect: and poop you out
KrappyKonnect: into something good
luckyace7117: i can create for you a fashionable life
vest though
KrappyKonnect: because right now you are worse than
penguin poop
KrappyKonnect: im trying to help you man
KrappyKonnect: do you want my help
KrappyKonnect: do you
KrappyKonnect: because if you dont
KrappyKonnect: im gone
KrappyKonnect: im gone forever
KrappyKonnect: you will not see me
KrappyKonnect: ever
luckyace7117: yessssssssssssss
luckyace7117: dont leave me!!!!
KrappyKonnect: well here is the codebreaker
KrappyKonnect: the thing
KrappyKonnect: that will make your head explode
KrappyKonnect: im a woman
KrappyKonnect: so i guess you want me to leave now
KrappyKonnect: righ
luckyace7117: :-(
luckyace7117: well no tas hot i guess
KrappyKonnect: because you are ****
KrappyKonnect: you like !&%!s
KrappyKonnect: they bleep that out
luckyace7117: but my mother is a woman
KrappyKonnect: what if my name was richard
KrappyKonnect: and i liked to be called the shortform
for richard
KrappyKonnect: does that seem fair
KrappyKonnect: what is with this censorship
KrappyKonnect: in the world
KrappyKonnect: is that fair
KrappyKonnect: answer
KrappyKonnect: when someone asks you a question
luckyace7117: trick %#$%
KrappyKonnect: you answer
KrappyKonnect: you think thi sgrew on a tree
KrappyKonnect: i started with 80 cents
KrappyKonnect: and i grew
KrappyKonnect: like the majestic phoenix
luckyace7117: how old were you?
KrappyKonnect: so ill report back to you
KrappyKonnect: 18
KrappyKonnect: and i shipped in my documents
KrappyKonnect: so i could withdraw scrillah
KrappyKonnect: and ive withdrawn
KrappyKonnect: tonnes
KrappyKonnect: holla
luckyace7117: scrillah is nice
KrappyKonnect: now take your pen
luckyace7117: careful bout the irs
KrappyKonnect: and paper
KrappyKonnect: and go to wikipedia
KrappyKonnect: and look at the phoenix
KrappyKonnect: later
hahaha a+ sir. not even my trashtalking is this elaborate.
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Old 02-14-2009, 09:38 PM   #290
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hahaha a+ sir. not even my trashtalking is this elaborate.
I just was just so confused.. i mean?? is this serious? these two werent even playing.. i was looking for a game and stumbled across that chat. I mean is Krappy Konnect that good?
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Old 02-14-2009, 09:48 PM   #291
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I mean is Krappy Konnect that good?
no, but whatever he was on must be
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no, but whatever he was on must be
LOL k
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Old 02-14-2009, 10:11 PM   #293
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HEY ANDY IM DRINKIN COORS LIGHT AND LOVIN IT
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Re: **!!**GD S IM NOT F AROUND N E MORE (!) FEB LC OH FISCHUL**!!**

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no, but whatever he was on must be
Ouch man, ouch. You seriously are jealous, or something.

I was just seriously bored, and this guy is kind of a reg tag fish, who dodges me cause i dominate him heads up so I just wanted to dick around with. He was a good sport, and a good guy, and I like luckyace, i just think he is terrible.

Btw i am that good. Im 19, I made 150k in 2008 and im on pace to beat that this year. I obviously have leaks, especially playing when i dont want to play which causes me to spew and tilt, but seriously if you dont think im that good your on crack. I havent deposited a cent into online poker and for me to make the climb to 50/100 razz and other games has to be acknowleged as "that good".

Also I think my line about him being a fish and being eaten by me and turned into poop of greatness was an absolute awesome metaphor for my skillls as a poker professor. Might make a training site on that claim.

You missed a huge chunk of the start of my rap, btw.
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Old 02-14-2009, 11:52 PM   #295
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Re: **!!**GD S IM NOT F AROUND N E MORE (!) FEB LC OH FISCHUL**!!**

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Ouch man, ouch. You seriously are jealous, or something.

I was just seriously bored, and this guy is kind of a reg tag fish, who dodges me cause i dominate him heads up so I just wanted to dick around with. He was a good sport, and a good guy, and I like luckyace, i just think he is terrible.

Btw i am that good. Im 19, I made 150k in 2008 and im on pace to beat that this year. I obviously have leaks, especially playing when i dont want to play which causes me to spew and tilt, but seriously if you dont think im that good your on crack. I havent deposited a cent into online poker and for me to make the climb to 50/100 razz and other games has to be acknowleged as "that good".

Also I think my line about him being a fish and being eaten by me and turned into poop of greatness was an absolute awesome metaphor for my skillls as a poker professor. Might make a training site on that claim.

You missed a huge chunk of the start of my rap, btw.
Congrats, and hope you keep it up in '09. For the record, I think you're a very good player from what I've seen. But no one's skills in chat can compare
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Old 02-15-2009, 12:04 AM   #296
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Hilarious Comment On Stud/8 Table

.50/$1 on PS Stud/8. Player 1 with obvious Ace-high flush on 6th street bets on the river heads-up into player showing an Ace, brick, five, brick(two cards suited). Betting gets capped, and player 2 wins with qkA flush.

Player one says, "nh, I thought you had low"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-15-2009, 01:06 AM   #297
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Re: Hilarious Comment On Stud/8 Table

Haha great comment... But nothing compares to what happened to me yesterday at a stud high table.....

I was the bring-in with split deuces and had 1 caller, who proceeded to check all the way down to the river. I catch trip 2s on the river and he bets into me, I call and win.. He then starts berating me for "chasing with deuces" and "sucking out on the river".. It was the most hilarious thing ever.
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Re: Hilarious Comment On Stud/8 Table

NOTHING? ... You can't top this - TRUE STORY:

Live B&M LL Stud game. I bet river and showed down quads. Player who called me asked me with a straight and serious face, "Before you hit quads, did you have trips?" !!!!!!!!!

You can't make this stuff up!
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Old 02-15-2009, 01:48 AM   #299
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Re: Hilarious Comment On Stud/8 Table

OMG - this just happenned: READ HIS COMMENTS AFTER THE HAND!!!!!!

7 Card Stud High-Low ($0.50/$1.00), Ante $0.05, Bring-In $0.25 (converter)

3rd Street - (0.60 SB)

Seat 3: xx xx 9___calls
Seat 4: xx xx 2___brings-in
Hero: 6 5 4___calls
Seat 6: xx xx 3___calls
Seat 7: xx xx 5___calls
Seat 8: xx xx 6___folds

4th Street - (3.10 SB)

Seat 3: xx xx 9 Q___checks
Seat 4: xx xx 2 K___checks
Hero: 6 5 4 2___checks
Seat 6: xx xx 3 3___checks
Seat 7: xx xx 5 8___checks

5th Street - (1.55 BB)

Seat 3: xx xx 9 Q Q___bets___calls
Seat 4: xx xx 2 K 4___folds
Hero: 6 5 4 2 7___raises
Seat 6: xx xx 3 3 8___folds
Seat 7: xx xx 5 8 7___folds

6th Street - (5.55 BB)

Seat 3: xx xx 9 Q Q T___checks___calls
Hero: 6 5 4 2 7 3___bets

River - (7.55 BB)

Seat 3: xx xx 9 Q Q T xx___checks___calls
Hero: 6 5 4 2 7 3 A___bets

Total pot: (9.55 BB)

Results (in white):[color:white]

Total pot $9.55 | Rake $0.45

Seat 3: [5d Qd 9d Qh Qs Th Ac]

Hero: [6d 5c 4c 2s 7d 3c As] (HI: a straight, Three to Seven; LO: 5,4,3,2,A)

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megaman1973 said, "ripp off"
megaman1973 said, "wait for cards and get done in like that"
megaman1973 said, "geezs"
megaman1973 said, "cruel"

mrtnfisher said, "yeah, tough beat when u start w/95Q"
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mrtnfisher said, "yeah, tough beat when u start w/95Q"
[level] ait, that's a premium hand, isnt it? [/level]

Moral: don't tap the tank.
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