"schadenfreude" is one of of my interests on facebook. should it be an activity?

Ban for four-color deck.

I don't know how anyone can play with those monstrosities on, esp stud.

I do too, because he was almost more douchebaggish in person than online when I met him. And it's not psycho lag, it's psycho horrible.

+1

I think the September tournament voodoo curse death vice grip has gone!! his is with 12 left in my favourite manic 180 man shindigs. Can tell you I was damn shocked whenI saw his cards, who the hell open shoves that hand here?

Poker Stars $2.00+$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t800/t1600 Blinds + t150 - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: t27920 M = 8.46
SB: t21195 M = 6.42
BB: t30959 M = 9.38
UTG: t40960 M = 12.41
MP: t9645 M = 2.92
Hero (CO): t24055 M = 7.29

Pre Flop: (t3300) Hero is CO with K A
UTG raises to t40810 all in, 1 fold, Hero calls t23905 all in, 3 folds

Flop: (t51110) 3 Q A (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t51110) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t51110) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t51110
UTG shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
Hero shows K A (a flush, Ace high)
Hero wins t51110

2nd. Bah. A luckbox luckier than me in the above hand won when his 7s held up against my AJs.

I'd also like to announce without reservation that I am the worst Pot Limit Omaha player on this or any other earth. It's swingy, I seem to run dreadfully AND I'm bad at it. So I shall nit it up when it comes along in the 8 game rotation and avoid it altogether otherwise. THAT IS MY PLEDGE.

Jeff Hwang's book on PLO is pretty solid if you haven't already read it. Obviously, the key to the game is to flop the nuts with a redraw or two. Naturally, this comes up once every couple thousand hands. What you're supposed to do in the meantime is a bit of a mystery. I think that if they went from an eight-game mix to a 73-game mix, PLO would still be my worst game.

Fold, or bet pot. You have a coin, don't you?

FYP

**** out of you when you lose to ppl in razz who have no idea what they are doing?

hi guys im new to 2p2 and kinda but not really new to razz ive been grinding razz hus for a month or 2 now. im just starting to put in some decent volume in the $11.50 turbos im tryin to get on the sharkscope leaderboard, i should be there in a few weeks. but it seems like almost every ****ing day i end up losing to the biggest moron that doesnt even remotely know what hes doing but somehow manages to keep a decent stack til the blinds get high and then i jus get the SICKEST bricks in spots when he gets in alot of bets drawing soooo thin and somehow holds. but ya obv im tilted right now but it would help to find out that some of my fellow regs go thru the same thing. am i alone???

18th out of 66 in HORSE MiniFTOPs

yes it does! Especially when playing a HU match for nearly 1hour and winning the whole match but not being able to finish them off since the limits are so low and slow (PS!) and then they win a miracle hand towards the end and basically beat you in 1 hand or cripple your stack when its obvious you are better than them.

This is why I just play Razz Cash games now.

1/35

ya i had this guy down to 51 chips earlier and he literally jus ran like god for the rest of the match it was so sick, mainly because if i played this guy 10 matches in a row id easily win 9/10 obv not 10/10 cause of the sick varience that can occur. i wanted to harm a small animal =(

welcome to razz, sir
If you want reduced variance, perhaps you should take up LHE or PLO?

LOOL

Wait a second! Those games have lots of var...... Ohhhhhh

Or the game of ultimate skill/no variance, Badugi?

Bet alot.

in position.

A raft of poker literature is available these days, not just on Unlimited Texas Hold Them Poker, but also from respected figures like Todd Brunson and our very own Ray Zee on Stud Poker With Two Pots One For High And One For Low Poker. I claim no particualr expertise, but the easily available resources mean it is not difficult to at least learn enough basics to make sure you're not a total fish. Yet remarkably, there are still people who will try to bluff you off a two way hand with an open pair of tens...

Poker Stars $3.00+$0.30 Limit Stud Hi/Lo Tournament - t80/t160 Limit + t16 - 7 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Seat 1: t2053 M = 8.85
Seat 2: t1725 M = 7.44
Seat 4: t3130 M = 13.49
Seat 5: t1349 M = 5.81
Seat 6: t2076 M = 8.95
Seat 7: t2866 M = 12.35
Hero (): t2353 M = 10.14

3rd Street: (1.4 SB)
Seat 1: xx xx 8____Seat 1 calls
Seat 2: xx xx 9____Seat 2 folds
Seat 4: xx xx A____Seat 4 calls
Seat 5: xx xx 2____Seat 5 brings in for $24
Seat 6: xx xx 8____Seat 6 calls
Seat 7: xx xx 9____Seat 7 folds
Hero: A J 5___Hero calls

4th Street: (2.9 SB) (5 players)
Seat 1: xx xx 8 T____Seat 1 calls
Seat 4: xx xx A 6____Seat 4 checks____Seat 4 calls
Seat 5: xx xx 2 3____Seat 5 checks____Seat 5 calls
Seat 6: xx xx 8 4____Seat 6 checks____Seat 6 calls
Hero: A J 5 8___Hero bets

5th Street: (3.95 BB) (5 players)
Seat 1: xx xx 8 T T____Seat 1 checks____Seat 1 raises
Seat 4: xx xx A 6 K____Seat 4 checks____Seat 4 calls
Seat 5: xx xx 2 3 J____Seat 5 checks____Seat 5 folds
Seat 6: xx xx 8 4 6____Seat 6 bets____Seat 6 calls
Hero: A J 5 8 2___Hero calls___Hero calls

6th Street: (11.95 BB) (4 players)
Seat 1: xx xx 8 T T J____Seat 1 bets
Seat 4: xx xx A 6 K J____Seat 4 calls
Seat 6: xx xx 8 4 6 K____Seat 6 calls
Hero: A J 5 8 2 6___Hero calls

7th Street: (15.95 BB) (4 players)
Seat 1: xx xx 8 T T J xx____Seat 1 checks____Seat 1 raises____Seat 1 calls
Seat 4: xx xx A 6 K J xx____Seat 4 checks____Seat 4 folds
Seat 6: xx xx 8 4 6 K xx____Seat 6 checks____Seat 6 folds
Hero: A J 5 8 2 6 Q___Hero bets___Hero 3-bets

Final Pot: 21.95 BB
Seat 1 mucks 4 2 8 T T J 3
Hero shows A J 5 8 2 6 Q (HI: a flush, Ace high; LO: 8,6,5,2,A)
Hero wins 10.975 BB
Hero wins 10.975 BB

Indeed.

Full Tilt Poker $4/$8 Limit Stud Hi/Lo $0.50 Ante - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

3rd Street: (0.75 SB)
Seat 1: xx xx Q____Seat 1 calls
Seat 2: xx xx J____Seat 2 folds
Seat 3: xx xx J____Seat 3 folds
Seat 4: xx xx K____Seat 4 folds
Seat 5: xx xx 6____Seat 5 brings in for $1____Seat 5 calls
Hero: A 5 A___Hero completes

4th Street: (3.75 SB) (3 players)
Seat 1: xx xx Q 5____Seat 1 calls
Seat 5: xx xx 6 J____Seat 5 calls
Hero: A 5 A 8___Hero bets

5th Street: (3.375 BB) (3 players)
Seat 1: xx xx Q 5 2____Seat 1 calls
Seat 5: xx xx 6 J 6____Seat 5 checks____Seat 5 calls
Hero: A 5 A 8 9___Hero bets

6th Street: (6.375 BB) (3 players)
Seat 1: xx xx Q 5 2 3____Seat 1 calls
Seat 5: xx xx 6 J 6 4____Seat 5 checks____Seat 5 calls
Hero: A 5 A 8 9 K___Hero bets

7th Street: (9.375 BB) (3 players)
Seat 1: xx xx Q 5 2 3 xx____Seat 1 raises____Seat 1 calls
Seat 5: xx xx 6 J 6 4 xx____Seat 5 checks____Seat 5 3-bets
Hero: A 5 A 8 9 K 8___Hero bets___Hero calls

Final Pot: 18.375 BB
Seat 1 shows A Q Q 5 2 3 7 (HI: a pair of Queens; LO: 7,5,3,2,A)
Seat 5 shows K T 6 J 6 4 5 (HI: a flush, King high)
Hero mucks A 5 A 8 9 K 8
Seat 5 wins 9 BB
Seat 1 wins 9 BB
(Rake: $3.00)


HUH?