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Originally Posted by FishFry1984
Sure is enjoyable, but holy smokes them locals can be miserable as ***!
Ahhh this reminded me of my 1st trip to Orleans. Sorry for the TL
R in advance:
I always had a fondness for LH/O8 games from early online days wh*ring in LH/O8 freerolls tournament then playing the cash games to realease the free promo money.
Missing the old days of playing FW 4-8 LH game when it got 7+ tables on the weekend with the Almighty B...(You know who) leading the action. Two another buddies never missing a free lunch burger at Burkes, but not able to get that 5-10 kill game going.
Two summers ago in Vegas finally head over to Orleans to kill an evening in between the MTT grind. Get my name 4-8 O8 and sit down into the first open 4-8 LH seat. Instancely reconize the 3 guys on my left from the east coast and resist telling the old Mike McDermott Chesterfield South joke. They don't look that thrill anyways and don't reconize me either as we haven't play in years. The other side of table is a group of much nicer AARP members talking & joking about subjects I have no clue about. I'm in my 40s now btw. After 45 minutes of slow+softplay, I jump into my O8 seat.
I sit down and the older drunk lady on left insults me before I can barely get my chips out of my rack with "You got quite the ugly puss on your face". Pot. Keetle. Black. I think to myself or maybe it's just a right of passage. I retort with the "Sorry my dear old dead mother gave me this face". My mother is alive & well btw. Even beating Covid-19 recently with asthma, allergies and COPD from a half century of smoking *prays*. That seem to lightly the mood and I precede to play a few hours never getting one scoop on 25 staight 4 way river showdowns. Good times were had by all.
Bonus Venetian O8 story;
About 6 years ago out on a solo poker only Vegas summer trip. Decide to try the 4-8 O8 game at Venetian. Instance regret it when I see that they use only $1 chips and the poor dealers have to build 3-6 stacks of 30s every hand to divided 4 ways guaranteeing about 15 hands an hour max with every hand being 6 ways to the river. I do manage to get a couple scoops, but didnt off set all the other gambling losses.
The highlight of the session; Playing with very nice older (retired?) hooker. How did I know she was a hooker? Don't ask ... just kidding ... her pimp join the game right after me obviously! Good times was had by all.
The 2nd highlight of the session was getting a ring side seat/table to watch Stealthmunk play heads up PLO for what look like 50k at the time. He won. WTF is he these days btw?
Last bonus Venetian PLO/NL story (I swear):
Year before the previous Venetian O8 story, me and my cousin head over to play right after we land. He heads to 2/5 NL with $500 and I head to 1-2 PLO with $300. I sit down not realizing it's 500 max with a $5 bring and blinds are rounded up too so the open is $20. Basically 2-5 PLO disguised as a 1-2. I make the rookie mistake and don't want to chicken out when I see a $20 raise-call and post-call with QsTsQc9c first hand. Button re-raise to $80. ok obvious AAxx now but I have a great hand to out flop him 3 ways I call. Flops comes QdJc9s cha-ching! I pot it and pretty surpise that button re-pots it heads up. Can't be AAKT. Can it? He rolls over: AAKT. Brick, brick, bub bye. Good times.
Go over to whine about this to my cousin but he's too busy getting the $500 all-in w/TT on Tc7c2x and getting called heads up. Well at least one of us is getting paid. His opponent rolls over 77 too nice ... don't have to fade the flush draw ... and ... 7x comes on turn LOL! Well so much for my bad beat story. Good times.
TL;DR cliffs:
- Had a fun time with drunk lady at Orleans.
- Played with pimp & hooker at Venetian.
- Watch Stealthmunk win 50k PLO heads up.
- Lost QTsQ9c vs AAKT on QdJc9s 1st hand.
- Cousin gets 1 out w/ TT vs 77 on T72 thirty seconds later.
- Good times were had by all.
The End