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01-14-2012 , 07:35 PM

#26

kidpoker406

adept

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Quote:

Originally Posted by yurk

Thread still not locked yet?

please no, this could get fun

01-14-2012 , 07:36 PM

#27

kidpoker406

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Quote:

Originally Posted by herewegosteelers

ive been sweating a friend while he owns $10 and $22 mtts. drop some screen names. we'll come find you.

bozonebum, come get some

01-14-2012 , 07:40 PM

#28

McG_STL

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,373

McGlinn, what's your friends account?

love how agonizing it is that you still keep comin back, you must be a masochist.

01-14-2012 , 07:48 PM

#29

TheLusty

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Quote:

Originally Posted by herewegosteelers

honestly, do you know how agonizing it is to interact with you idiots?

On behalf of everyone who has viewed this train wreck of a thread, I can honestly say we do.

01-14-2012 , 08:12 PM

#30

zackryan28

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,790

Quote:

Originally Posted by herewegosteelers

good one. really zinged me there.

Meh, I think my 1st post, post #7, sufficiently illustrated how much of a moron you are...

01-14-2012 , 08:37 PM

#31

3sixes

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Still waiting for ft graphs.

01-14-2012 , 10:22 PM

#32

starvingwriter82

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 7,793

I choose to believe this thread is a level because I just can't believe anyone is really dumb enough to tell themselves "they were so bad I couldn't beat them."

In before OP says, "lol, wat is a level?

01-14-2012 , 11:37 PM

#33

I am Eddie Mush

centurion

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 177

probably should apply for a steak...get this thing going again...u seem pretty solid

01-15-2012 , 02:01 AM

#34

nothinnice

newbie

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 27

i totally agree with him though. seems to me the donkeys win with any 2 on merge? when AA holds up 15% of the time then it's time for me to find somewhere else to play. either all these donks have endless bankrolls to chase and hit bs consistently or i need to start raising 8x the bb with 7 2 myself. haha

01-15-2012 , 03:33 AM

#35

herewegosteelers

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To level or not to level, that is the question:
Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles

01-15-2012 , 03:34 AM

#36

herewegosteelers

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bring it motthhaa ffooocckkkaaasss. ima take arms.

01-15-2012 , 03:41 AM

#37

herewegosteelers

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who is playing in the 109's running tomorrow? tonight, the kid im sweating got second in a PLO MTT for 300 and also won a 109 ticket.

*dumbdonkpa*

dont question his BR management. he is too stubborn to listen to me. ya, despite what you think, i have impeccable BR strategy. up until this blow up i held 13% roi after 3,000+ SNG's.

01-15-2012 , 10:11 AM

#38

zackryan28

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,790

Quote:

Originally Posted by nothinnice

I've played something like 45,000 sngs on Merge. Easily over half a million hands. If AA only wins 15% of the time, I've been playing the wronggggggg strategy my friend.

Bottom line is: LOL

01-15-2012 , 01:48 PM

#39

jmurjeff

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Quote:

Originally Posted by zackryan28

I've played something like 45,000 sngs on Merge. Easily over half a million hands. If AA only wins 15% of the time, I've been playing the wronggggggg strategy my friend.

Bottom line is: LOL

I don't think you could play aces that wrong. Statistically even if every player went to showdown every time you had AA you would be better than a 15% favorite. I highly doubt OP only won 15% of the times with AA unless OP only got AA in a few hands.

01-15-2012 , 02:31 PM

#40

zackryan28

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jmurjeff

lol naturally my response was sarcastic to counter OP's paranoia and stupidity...

01-15-2012 , 08:48 PM

#41

herewegosteelers

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well if anyone subscribes to sharkscope or has access to hand histories, dumbdonkpa just lost a 20 big blind shove of A2o vs his AA. ya, it was in the $109 that i mentioned. 175 people left out of 1300, guy in hijack has 20 big blinds and open shoves with that bull**** hand. our AA gets cracked by runner runner and we are out.

you morons play as high as 109? laughable.

01-15-2012 , 11:58 PM

#42

herewegosteelers

banned

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kidpoker406

bozonebum, come get some

this guy is legit. should i assume the rest of you guys are total fish for not dropping your screen names?

01-16-2012 , 04:07 PM

#43

McG_STL

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,373

Quote:

Originally Posted by herewegosteelers

Only fish FT that tournament

01-16-2012 , 04:27 PM

#44

herewegosteelers

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my original post said nothing of rigged cards or questionable probability outcomes but i thought the AA vs A2 was noteworthy given the previous posts.

how in the hell is someone supposed to chip up -- even in a double stack -- when you are constantly having to go all in against these morons? its a total crap-shoot.

you'll flop TPTK, make top two on the turn, and the tard calling with his gutshot will hit on the river then check-call like some sort of monkey.

you can only fade that **** so long.

01-17-2012 , 12:19 AM

#45

raised by jews

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Quote:

Originally Posted by herewegosteelers

ive been sweating a friend while he owns $10 and $22 mtts. drop some screen names. we'll come find you.

StonedByCatholics

I play husngs and MTTs, come sit me at any time

01-17-2012 , 01:26 AM

#46

herewegosteelers

banned

Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 179

Quote:

Originally Posted by raised by jews

StonedByCatholics

I play husngs and MTTs, come sit me at any time

stake me ill play you HU a few times.

01-17-2012 , 05:56 AM

#47

RoundTripper

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Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 650

Quote:

Originally Posted by herewegosteelers

well if anyone subscribes to sharkscope or has access to hand histories, dumbdonkpa just lost a 20 big blind shove of A2o vs his AA. ya, it was in the $109 that i mentioned. 175 people left out of 1300, guy in hijack has 20 big blinds and open shoves with that bull**** hand. our AA gets cracked by runner runner and we are out.

you morons play as high as 109? laughable.

that fact ur on the rail and refer to this hand as yours is hoemo. "our aa"

01-17-2012 , 01:03 PM

#48

TheLusty

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Quote:

Originally Posted by herewegosteelers

wow. people in this world are ****ing stupid.

the title of the thread is "youre welcome, donkeys" as in i gave you my chips, be thankful. i explicitly state in the first post that i was fed up with MORONS LIKE YOU and was dumping my chips.

I stumbled across the thread you started in NVG last night. Thanks for all the laughs.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29.../#post30990457
"i deposited 30, ran it up to 200 playing $6 and $11 HU SNG's then quit. looming questions drove me crazy: will it be shut down? will i get my money when it does? i came to the conclusion that it wasnt worth the heartache.

why arent you guys playing on merge? id LOVE to see everyone just say "screw it lets all play."

what would it take for you to play? a guarantee that players accounts are segregated? obv a guaranteed no-shut-down would do the trick. what else?"

01-17-2012 , 02:07 PM

#49

herewegosteelers

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLusty

they are both pretty much the same idea, no?

01-17-2012 , 05:21 PM

#50

McG_STL

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,373

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoundTripper

that fact ur on the rail and refer to this hand as yours is hoemo. "our aa"

You know you're ****ed when RT and I stop trolling each other to point out just how ******ed you are OP

And gawwwwd, even when you live vicariously through your friend you still get sucked out on...rough life

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