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Originally Posted by Poisonlolz
There were always tryhard macho visitors to the hospital but this group was quite peculiar. A bunch of skinny nerdy guys with an inexplicable fascination with Asian girls strutted in claiming to be in some kind of a "HU Nerd Mafia". They were visiting someone who had recently been involved in a car crash. I believe his name was Chadders.
The guys were holding hands and **** and they kinda looked like an ugly version of One Direction and seemed like they were going to have some gay orgy so I followed cuz im kinda into that stuff. Unfortunately they kept their pants on and started talking about "how bad they run blah bblah" and the plans of their HU Nerd Mafia.
"I know who did this to me" said Chadders "It was one of those goddamn $300 grinders. Those little ****s must have rigged my brakes."
The rest nodded sleepily. They wished sometimes their boss would just stop yapping.
"They didn't want me to meet with Jokerstars. They knew I was gonna screw them over and take away their source of income"
"Doez hopeless bumhunters" chanted the Nerd One Direction.
"Umm..." I quiped. "Whats a bumhunter?"
"Well a bumhunter is somebody who never plays a reg and--"
"NO" screamed Chadders, grabbing the HU Nerds face and brought it towards his own bloodstained one. "A bumhunter is anybody that isn't part of or doesn't bow down to the HU Mafia! You have been spending too much time outside of the family."
The Nerd apologized profusely and Chadders went on with his tirade.
"We will destroy all bumhunters by telling the clueless Jokerstars to put a Battlenet system but one where we can mark each other to not play. O fcourse, nobody in the community wants this, but since I am representing the whole of the HU community at the Jokerstars meeting I can say whatever the **** I like. Then every1 in the mafia can just mark each other, not let anybody else join regardless of the skill. Everybody is ****ed. HUR HUR HUR. HAR HAR. AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ LOZLLLL"
"HUR HUR HUR MONEEYYYYYYYYYZZZzz"
"MONEYYYYY"
"WE DO IT FOR MONEEYYYYYYY"
"Oh and imagine how bad battlenet would be for all those midstakes grinders. HAHAHHA! Nobody will be able to beat the rake! Just imagine them squirm and die off like those snails I like to put salt on and then stomp on and then lick off my shoe."
The One direction nerds stared at him blankly. Their mind was in a completely different fantasy world.
"MONNEEYYY"
"WE GET MORE MONEYYYY"
The money was there for the taking. Only one part of plan HU-World Domination was left. Convincing the 2+2 poker community to accept a system which would ultimately result in the destruction of the game.
Finally the truth comes out from a source close to the inside. Thankyou for be brave enough to speak up. I thought it was lack of a seatbelt not a $300 sng player which was the cause? Arrogance cannot take on mother nature, with or without a HU mafia.
Typical Mafia mentality is to take a company over and profit from it without having ANY shares in it whatsoever.
Honor is... what no man can give ya. And none can take away. Honor is a man's gift to himself.
Women have the heart of honor. And we cherish and protect it in them. You must never mistreat a woman, or a lame man. Or stand by a see another do so.
(Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!)