Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $80(BB) Replayer
($1,580)
Hero ($1,420)

Dealt to Hero K 8

Hero raises to $160, calls $80

FLOP ($320) 4 J J

bets $160, Hero calls $160

TURN ($640) 4 J J 3

bets $1,260 (AI), Hero calls $1,100 (AI)

RIVER ($2,840) 4 J J 3 6

Hero shows K 8
(Pre 58%, Flop 78.1%, Turn 86.4%)

shows 9 5
(Pre 42%, Flop 21.9%, Turn 13.6%)

Hero wins $2,840

sick turn call imo...

rofl fu! and fml :-p =/

another_rack!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111oneoneone

omfg ur avatar is worth gold plz trade me the monkey

Ooooh. I'm not very clever. wp sir.

lol primo!!! but don't worry u're the chosen one

no money to be made in the heads up matches too many hero calls

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 617614
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BTN/SB: $50.00
Hero (BB): $101.45

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 6 4
BTN/SB calls $0.25, Hero checks

Flop: ($1.00) 7 K 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

Turn: ($1.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

River: ($1.00) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $1, BTN/SB raises to $3.50, Hero raises to $100.95 all in, BTN/SB calls $46 all in

Final Pot: $100.00
BTN/SB shows 8 T (a pair of Eights)
Hero shows 6 4 (a straight, Four to Eight)
Hero wins $99.50
(Rake: $0.50)

yep, its official. those HHs killed the action in this thread!
From now on is a downhill like crazychips HM graph.

Lets start to vote for the lock??

yea, it's time for remix to save the thread!

Thread should be lcoked and stickied nwo imo..

Joeblows needs to move on and do a Gary cheating song now

Gary who ?

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=2784

Soo many snakes out there in the poker world

Full Tilt Poker $Tree + $0.50 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

crazychips (BB): t1630 M = 54.33
Hero (BTN/SB): t1370 M = 45.67

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN/SB with 5 6
Hero raises to t40, crazychips raises to t60, Hero calls t20

Flop: (t120) A 4 3 (2 players)
crazychips says "Raise every button??", crazychips says "That doesn't work.", crazychips says "prick", crazychips bets t20, Hero calls t20

Turn: (t160) 2 (2 players)
crazychips checks, Hero bets t60, crazychips raises to t1550 all in, Hero calls t1230 all in, crazychips says "What kinda maniac are you", crazychips says "I have no shot.", crazychips says "God. You ****ing degenerate.What kind of cruel ass hole would kick someone when they are down."

River: (t2740) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t2740
crazychips shows Q J (Ace Queen high)
Hero shows 5 6 (a straight, Seven high)
Hero wins t2740

(crazychips leaves the game with 220 chips left and proceeds to blind out)

crazychips (Observer): FU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
crazychips (Observer): Wanna know something. I have a job.
crazychips (Observer): When I move in ahead and get called I get sucked out, but when I'm behind I never dog.
crazychips (Observer): I cannot get hands anymore.
crazychips (Observer): That QJ push. I had too, bc the edges are too thin, and they are only getting thinner.
crazychips (Observer): This brings up another point.
crazychips (Observer): You may be good at poker but you suck at life.
Royle Bluntson (Observer): sorry, bad beat
crazychips (Observer): I'm just really depressed the government screwed over internet poker to the point where it's all good players with about 1 in 10 players being donks.

true story.

^^ lol, wp!

lolmg

He could always do what the rest of us do and put the effort in to try and improve.

This thread is still active?

Two things:

1) For the record, I probably didn't literally mean everyone is solid. Those who actually went out of their way to post hand of someone calling them with q high on the river allin. Yeah okay. You win. Literally everyone is not solid. Sometimes you run into a string of players who probably are more lucky than solid, and when they check raise set over set, you probably give them more credit than they deserve. Has it ever rained for like 5 straight days and you think to yourself, huh, it rains every single day? Well, see it doesn't, but sometimes it just feels like that...unless you live in Washington then it kinda does rain everyday until around June....but that's beside the point.

2) I was not really regarding the forum dwellers, since I am relatively new to posting. My bad. I was happy to know there are so many people out there know EVERYTHING about poker (even if they are still playing 5.25 HU SNGS at a 4 percent ROI). But there are some good people who spend more time giving constructive advice...probably because they actually know what they are talking about. I guess a reasonable person may not think to log onto this forum just to berate posts they do not like. But hey, we live in this post-modern age where you have to be cynical about everything to cover for your own shortcomings and insecurities. I am expecting those exact people to box up this post and pick it apart. Go for it. You tell me "suck my balls" and I say "present them." (Southpark Reference)

in after crazychips

Oh and crazychips..if you just post a hand and want advice then you will get good advice. As for posts about quitting the game or talking about bad beats, that belongs in BBV..so don't act like you were attacked because of your post, but none of that matters anyway..cuz theres no money HU, everyones solid.

CC you're a legend !!!

crazychips, why so defensive?

Have you seen this?

I am happy to be a source for all the venom and anger. At the time I was pissed myself, but five months later, it's just pretty funny. Wasn't it a little apparent I was three sheets to the wind at the time? I wasn't really thinking about the rules. Trust me, 56 pages of angry pages posts learned me a good lesson about defying the mighty forum dwellers.