Ok,

So this weaksauce idiot on FTP called timmytimmy has been getting upset at his recent "downswing" and the fact that Dopey, joho and myself keep sitting him. Dopey in particular has been raping him but according to timmy he's "weak".

Anyways, this kid has got it into his head that me and joho are the same person using two different accounts and that me, dopey and joho all live in the same house and we all like share information or collude or something.

The other night we were sitting at a 6max $50 NL table with 3 random players playing vs each other. Obviously this was just for a laugh, not colluding or anything and those two stacked me like once each.

So timmy sees us at the same table and assumes this means something significant. Now he's been going round to every table we sit and telling other fishregs that they should be suspicous of us, we're multi accounting and stuff.

When asked how he knows he always spouts off this **** like "trust me i know, i'll send you more info in an e-mail". Then the other fishregs start believing him and MAXSHARK even said "i will report immediately", based upon timmy's amazing evidence.

Timmy has also sent an email to FTP about this supposed discovery he has made.

So i'm kinda worried FTP will get a few e-mails from these idiots basically gossiping and then spaz out and ban us or something when we've done nothing wrong and it's basically just timmy stiring up crap.

Just wondering what everyone else thinks. Obviously we've done nothing wrong by sitting him or sitting at a 50nl table playing fairly, but i'm concerned they might spaz out.


Cliffs-

- Timmytimmy upset dopey is owning him, makes up conspiracy.

- Sends email to FTP

- I'm concerned this could end up getting twisted when we've done nothing wrong

lol woudnt worry about it

I'm the weak one, he knows the other two by name. But despite having played 10 games, he does not know my name. I'm just "the weak one."

holy ****, why didn't anyone tell me HU SNGs are soooo soft. this kinda **** never happens to me in cash games.

Full Tilt Poker $55 + $2.50 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t30/t60 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): t1885 M = 20.94
BB: t1115 M = 12.39

Pre Flop: (t90) Hero is BTN/SB with 9 J
Hero raises to t120, BB calls t60

Flop: (t240) 7 8 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t120, BB raises to t360, Hero raises to t1765 all in, BB calls t635 all in

Turn: (t2230) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t2230) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t2230
Hero shows 9 J (two pair, Nines and Sevens)
BB shows 4 J (two pair, Sevens and Fours)
Hero wins t2230

^standard in sng... yet nothing like that has ever happened to me even at 50NL

that's not true man, he refers to me as 'idlol'.Which in turn makes me LOL.


Largest Losses By Opponent
Username Games Played Total Profit (including rake)
DopeyMcDope 10 -$1,805

i hope timmy gets bannedd

Nothing was gonna change anyway.. not enough to get worried.

I started out with reg speeds, went to turbos, thought they were super fast and wondered how anyone could play them.

I then found reg speeds to be so slow that I might slowly go insane if I had to play them and wondered how anyone could play.

Cog has suggested that I play more reg speeds, so I started doing that. Now I like reg speeds and think turbos are too fast and wonder how anyone could play them. :s

What's the good news?

Hi guys,
I`m new kid on the block here

I`m givin a shot to HU SNG at BossMedia (IPN) Network.

Those HU sngs are with 5 minutes blinds and starts w/ 15/30, then 25/50, 50/100, 100/200 etc.

With that structure those are reg speed or turbo maybe ?

reg speeds tilt the **** out of me
it's like waiting to cooler someone/get coolered or flip for the game after half an hour wtf

haha nice level

When shoving, I consistently go all-in so as to eliminate the possibility it could be used as a tell against me. Plus it helps that some will interpret it as "strong means weak" when I usually have the goods going all-in, thus inducing borderline calls in rare cases, I would imagine.

As for trying to read what it means when villain does it, when they go all-in it could be anything and probably is just what it is, a good hand. I do notice they tend to have the goods even more often when they size the bet to match my stack. An even more reliable tell that they are super strong is when they size the bet to be a bit under my stack, almost putting me all-in but not quite, leaving me with 100-300 or so if I call on the river. That is a very reliable tell that they have the nuts or close to it. Kinda like villain MIN-4-betting preflop. It's always AA/KK.

^^^^^ this x10000000000000000!!!

WHATEVER IT TAKES to get the money is ethical in this game. I think there are too many methicals (apologies to Madea). If granny shows me her hole cards at the casino, Im going to stack her. If I know your ROI is 10% using the technological means at my disposal, Im not going to sit you. And just to make it fair, I hope you stack me if I show you my hole cards at the casino, and I hope you make whatever decisions are in YOUR best financial interest when deciding whether to sit me or not. That's fair, that's ethical, and thats what it takes to get the money.

Although I will say in a live game someone mucked their cards when they should have won the main pot and I voluntarily stacked off $83 to them even though the pot had already been shoved my way because I liked him, he's a nice guy, and there was no doubt he had the superior hand, and he was drinking and I wanted to earn it later on the old fashioned way, which I did. So sometimes I'm a softy. But usually not.

If anyone who is making an SNE push wants to multi table 530's+ (preferabbly the +), please PM me lets get something going.

omg someone run a sharkscope on that guy who called scw that screams superuser, even the absolute superuser waited til he had 9 high before calling LOL I dont know if Im serious or kidding someone help

more like a 4-outer.

Repeal of the act would be the 1-outer.

No really. Did something happen involving Dec. 1st?

I agree with Brilliant....this is big news. Hopefully, it bodes well for the future. We need fish to have the ability to deposit.

stars games fill up so much faster than ftp. i am really glad that i switched from ftp.....only thing i miss is the 27% rake back at ftp. when is it good time to buy those cash bonuses at stars? is it worth purchasing it when u become gold star?

Oh i thought u were leveling before lol. Ya, december 1, 2009 was supposed to be the day the UIGEA went into full effect. Check out the poker legislation forum and PPA forum under the general poker subset of twoplustwo. There you will find important threads about the UIGEA and its 6 month delay. It is a HUGEEEE deal, even though a lot of people in HU think it is miniscul. Trust me. Ive been following multiple threads in those forums for greater than 6 months, and this is a BIG step for online poker. It builds much needed momentum for upcoming things, ie the Frank legislation bill, etc etc. And without this delay, there was a possibility FT and Stars would have eventually pulled out of the US market if seizures of funds kept occuirng, etc etc.....now that this is delayed, status quo remains until June 2010, and by then legislation has a possibilty to be passed and the <"}}}}}}}>< will be plentiful once they hear that US poker is legalized (even though it is still legal to play now- most fish dont know this and are scared to depsoit)

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link?