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played on a friends computer sunday. Maybe he's got a keylogger on it that he somehow got from a ****** website or something. Gonna have to ask him. Didn't have any problems all day.

In either case you should change the password and PIN-code for your account, and perhaps contact FT to see if they're willing to inform you which IP-addresses+timestamps your account has been accessed from.

I feel like such a lurker randomly posting replies in a reg thread, owell

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01-24-2011 , 11:42 PM

#70752

yaqh

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 5,745

^ welcome to the dark side

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01-24-2011 , 11:43 PM

#70753

ajloeffl

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 634

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Originally Posted by dhcg86

Funkagenda & Mark Knight - Man With The Red Face

mmmmmmmmmmmm

youtube it

+1

Great stuff!

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01-24-2011 , 11:46 PM

#70754

raised by jews

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 2,847

this probably doesnt belong here, but it made me lol

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01-24-2011 , 11:57 PM

#70755

raised by jews

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 2,847

whats with all the chicks in NJ being orange? im sitting in the lobby waiting for games and checkin out all the girls that walk by, and at least half of them are orange...people in NJ are ****in wierd...

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01-25-2011 , 12:01 AM

#70756

Mich P Rich

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 3,360

^ its bronzorrr

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01-25-2011 , 12:13 AM

#70757

mjw006

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,878

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Originally Posted by atrocity

If you click > My Promotions in your cashier, when you go to that page you can access all of your last login or login attempt details.

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01-25-2011 , 12:15 AM

#70758

Joe Pulaski

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 8,346

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Originally Posted by raised by jews

you have seen the pop culture phenomenon jersey shore, right?

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01-25-2011 , 12:34 AM

#70759

raised by jews

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 2,847

Full Tilt Poker $330 + $15 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

BTN/SB: t1635 54.50 BBs
Hero (BB): t1365 45.50 BBs

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BB with Q

BTN/SB raises to t120, Hero calls t90

Flop: (t240) Q

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t1515 all in, Hero calls t1245 all in

Turn: (t2730) 6

(2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t2730) 5

(2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t2730
BTN/SB shows 3

(a full house, Queens full of Fives)
Hero shows Q

(four of a kind, Queens)
Hero wins t2730

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01-25-2011 , 12:38 AM

#70760

mjw006

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,878

but he had a boat draw!!!

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01-25-2011 , 01:03 AM

#70761

HokieGreg

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,726

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Originally Posted by raised by jews

BTN/SB raises to t120, Hero calls t90

Flop: (t240) Q

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t1515 all in, Hero calls t1245 all in

Turn: (t2730) 6

(2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t2730) 5

(2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t2730
BTN/SB shows 3

(a full house, Queens full of Fives)
Hero shows Q

(four of a kind, Queens)
Hero wins t2730

haha. obv he wasnt thinking this, but that jam prob exploits most thinking players pretty hard. u would 3bet/jam all pocket pairs pre i imagine, and 3bet prob AT/AJ+. so u pretty much have to have flopped quads to call without reads.

!!!!!!!!!!

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01-25-2011 , 01:16 AM

#70762

alexDJI

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,779

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If you click > My Promotions in your cashier, when you go to that page you can access all of your last login or login attempt details.

Dual Login Timeout from my very own IP address. No other IPs where I don't know who was logged in on the list. weird. So I tried to log into my account, while I was still logged in... from the same computer? What?

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01-25-2011 , 01:21 AM

#70763

Insane_Steve

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,843

best 5k post ever

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

edit: I'll think of something useful for a proxy sometime soon

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01-25-2011 , 01:22 AM

#70764

mjw006

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,878

Someone got into your home network?

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01-25-2011 , 01:24 AM

#70765

mjw006

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,878

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Originally Posted by HokieGreg

+ he had a BOAT DRAW~!

he even binked it, god he runs so bad!

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01-25-2011 , 02:25 AM

#70766

alexDJI

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,779

Seen so many beats/coolers today, I thought the RNG on FTP was mixing up the best and worst hand. So I decided to try out my theory.

Hero (BTN/SB): t1805 60.17 BBs
BB: t1195 39.83 BBs

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BTN/SB with 7

Hero raises to t240, BB calls t210

Flop: (t480) 5

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t480, BB raises to t955 all in, Hero calls t475

Turn: (t2390) 7

(2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t2390) 8

(2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2390
Hero shows 7

(two pair, Eights and Sevens)
BB shows Q

(a pair of Queens)
Hero wins t2390

I think I'm onto something.

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01-25-2011 , 02:34 AM

#70767

eddymitchel

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,761

And you cant really be disappointed when you shove the worst hand since your expectation are lower, i adopted that strategy a long time ago and now either i lose as expected or i m happier because i sucked out.
We should start our training site www.husngsuckout.com i m sure that could work for 6max and full ring aswell but we might have to find some coachs for those

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01-25-2011 , 02:50 AM

#70768

alexDJI

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,779

I totally agree with you. So if anyone here has a secret to sucking out repeatedly, contact us. We're going to make mad monies.

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01-25-2011 , 03:26 AM

#70769

TrololoNoob

adept

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 772

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Originally Posted by mjw006

but he had a boat draw!!!

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01-25-2011 , 03:28 AM

#70770

raised by jews

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 2,847

hahahaha that gif is epic.

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01-25-2011 , 03:54 AM

#70771

jayluf

old hand

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,530

i have 700ftp.

want stars.

asap.

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01-25-2011 , 04:05 AM

#70772

SuperRu

adept

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,084

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Originally Posted by alexDJI

This actually happens to me sometimes. If your connection is weird it will happen.

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01-25-2011 , 04:52 AM

#70773

SkyReVo

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 246

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicecatch08

O limp*zor, how i love thee
Full Tilt Poker $110 + $5 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t30/t60 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

limppz0r (BTN/SB): t820 13.67 BBs
Hero (BB): t2180 36.33 BBs

Pre Flop: (t90) Hero is BB with 5

limppz0r calls t30, Hero checks

Flop: (t120) 7

(2 players)
Hero checks, limppz0r bets t60, Hero raises to t165, limppz0r calls t105

Turn: (t450) 4

(2 players)
Hero bets t240, limppz0r raises to t595 all in, Hero calls t355

River: (t1640) A

(2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t1640
limppz0r shows 2

(a flush, Ace high)
Hero shows 5

(a pair of Kings)
limppz0r wins t1640

Haha, that was good to know when he sat me.

Dont have a cow, heres your converted hand
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em t15/t30 - 2 players

Button: t1,470 (Hero)
BB: t1,530

Preflop: (t45) Hero is Button with

(2 players)
Hero raises to t75, BB calls t45

Flop: (t150)

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t100, BB calls t100

Turn: (t350)

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t250, BB raises to t500, Hero calls t250

River: (t1,350)

(2 players)
BB bets t855, and is all in, Hero calls t795, and is all in

Hero showed

, and won (2,940) with two pair, Fives and Twos
BB showed

, and lost with two pair, Fives and Twos
Hero won t2,940

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01-25-2011 , 05:21 AM

#70774

alexDJI

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,779

...huh?

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Our specially trained cows will take your ugly, raw hand history and make it nice and pretty for you.