wtf is clean my clock?

To clean one's clock = http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-cle1.htm

Nothing like wiping out all week 1 profits in a single day, FML. Can't wait to cash that stupid bonus so I can finally go back to Stars...

i couldnt sleep, decided to grind:

17 $8 $33 24% $140

35 games for nothing, then up

Too bad my atm didnt want to play more than 3 games.. Last time we played 45

England has the most ****ed up street jargon ever. haha. Funny to see a Brit asking about one of our sayings.

today i broke 10k profit, finally!

Cushty!

didn't realise u were english, where u from wray?

Please call me Zak I'm from the North-East........pretty close to Middlesbrough, in a town called Billingham..

..how about u?

Newcastle uni atm

Nice, just up the road from me probs about 40 mile, u play full time?

nah, part time, got pretty demanding uni course + with lots of sports I play and being lazy I really put not enough volume in at all

Okay guys, i dont want to hear this bs that scottybcash is a good player i dont give a crap what hes up, i played him like 6 times, and every game its the same ****. Please look at this hand and then try finding a way to defend this lag tard, i dont know how to use that hand converter thing, im kinda new to this forum so i'll just show it like this.






PokerStars Game #39464206644: Tournament #241137547, $110+$5 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2010/02/09 2:50:55 ET
Table '241137547 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ScottyBCash (1230 in chips)
Seat 2: Mattux (1770 in chips)
ScottyBCash: posts small blind 15
Mattux: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Mattux [Ad Jd]
ScottyBCash: raises 30 to 60
Mattux: calls 30
*** FLOP *** [Ah 7s 2c]
Mattux: checks
ScottyBCash: bets 60
Mattux: raises 120 to 180
ScottyBCash: raises 990 to 1170 and is all-in
Mattux: calls 990
Mattux said, "lol"
*** TURN *** [Ah 7s 2c] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [Ah 7s 2c Qh] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Mattux: shows [Ad Jd] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
ScottyBCash: shows [2d Qs] (a full house, Deuces full of Queens)
Mattux said, "ya"
ScottyBCash collected 2460 from pot
Mattux said, "wp idiot"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2460 | Rake 0
Board [Ah 7s 2c Qh 2s]
Seat 1: ScottyBCash (button) (small blind) showed [2d Qs] and won (2460) with a full house, Deuces full of Queens
Seat 2: Mattux (big blind) showed [Ad Jd] and lost with two pair, Aces and Deuces

So you would rather he played well?

FYP

Would the hand be here if he hadn't sucked out?

lol no probably not but the real point im making is that hes awful, tell me how that is ever a good shove?

if you never checkraise 7x there i dont hate it

okay sure, but still why not just click it back?????? We deep enough where an overshove is just spewy

it's kinda hard to know what your tendencies are when he makes it like t360 so jamming is the "easy" solution really because if he makes it like t390 he's getting great odds to call a jam even though the board is SUPERdry but you dont need to be jamming a hand like JTo that much

And he probably didn´t know you wouldn´t 3-bet so strong aces pre, so he could have excluded some.

thats last 25 games. 2009 HU profit shows there -70K.

punch dancer, stop being a bish and accept a rematch

Due to tilt issuses I bought HEM :P to review my sessions and stuff

Yeei i can finally see my first EV graph

yo, pm if you wanna 4man some