Bob Ross will be holding his FastTrack Photoshop Boot Camp this summer from June 22-29th. In this boot camp you will be able to learn the essentials to making world class photoshops that include:

• Main Tools (hosted by: Borderline, bbq, Karlizl, chadders0, t1lt, u cnat spel)
• Shortcuts (featuring guest lectures by All or Nothing, dalchan, and Sol Reader)
• Path Selection Tool (Extra value now for US Players!)
• Dodge Tool (Especially helpful for dealing with the DOJ!)
• Blur and Red-Eye Tool (Hosted by Raised By Jews on behalf of Alcoholics Anonymous)
• History Brush Tool (and why you would want to use it if you could, Hosted by u cnat spel)
• Hotkeys
• Eraser
• Fill
• Sponge
• Gradient
• Paint
  Other topics include, the Bob Ross Swag:
  
  Spoiler:

  

The team:
Bob Ross. Who else could you possibly need?

Participation conditions: Only US players will be accepted as everyone else will be busy playing poker. And Bob Ross only speaks art and English, plus some foreigners can be hard to understand.

Location:
Bob Ross' home. (see below)


Pricing/payment:
Payment required for the week will be $5,251 or $750.14/day. We are only interested in bringing in the most qualified students for this very high level of learning. Submit your application today by PMing Bob Ross here* or just decline by saying "no" or "fcuk off" as they say in Canada. (See, I told you some foreigners were hard to understand!!!)

*All applications will be accepted.


Previous work includes:

First

reserve spot plz..sending application

Booked, glad to have you on board Pistons. Impressive resume from someone named Ankush.

I lol'd hard, nice one

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im not a main tool!

<3

We considered you for this but thought you would be better a better fit for the session with u cnat spel on the History Brush tool, and then forgot to add you. You'll be at the top of the list for the next one dhcg!

You also have a lot of experience with HotKeys (throwing around cancer loosely), so we'll pencil you in for that one as well.

heh, at least you didnt forget about me <3

Better without the spoiler. Never apologize for humor.

why should we use photoshop when MSPAINT is freely available and a superior program?

ban lol

****ing hilarious, wp. the spoiler def. got an extra lol out of me

See Mers.. spoilers are cool.

Pretty funny, I especially like how you use the main tools bit to highlight people you don't like on the forum. I'm surprised there were no more mentions of how "reg b" ****ed you over or how karlizl is happy he has your lobbies.

Thanks chadders we definitely appreciate your feedback and look forward to including your input (as its always so valuable and useful) into the next Photoshop Boot Camp!

Is this really a US only thing ?

Would really love to join myself, but when McKay figured out how to dial the 9th Chevron, I immediately took my chance and stepped through the Stargate to Destiny. I know I wouldn't be able to make it back to Earth anytime soon, but exploring Destiny and all these cool people it's such an unique experience that I couldn't miss that.

However, I just asked an old friend of mine, and he's very interested in this. His name is Thor, and he's a really cool guy and a close friend of the family.

He looks a bit different from us, but hopes he would still be welcome in your camp. He also wanted all your videos, Brent, btw. and said he really likes them. They play 5-dimensional chess on his home planet, but he's very interested in learning some human things.

And teaching Photoshop to a different species should also be an unique experience for you guys.

lololol

Why are you so mean : (

OMG I laughed so hard. VERY funny and clever with the different tools. For some reason I laughed very hard at my "house" too, as well as everything else.

Anyone named Thor gets auto-accepted, make sure he sends payment in the correct currency though.

Pffft Oneill never physically went on destiny unless I missed too many eps. busted!

Good one, well played.

I lol'd.

Will there be instruction on how to use happy little doers? How much Titanium White will be provided for campers?