Keep in mind if you have said, done, engaged in, or own anything on the list it does not necessarily mean you are poor, but for each thing on the list you can say you have said, done, engaged in, or owned your % chance of being stereotyped as poor in someone else's eyes definitely goes up.

Now onto the list...

Avoiding Toll Roads Or Bridges, Metro Pcs, Wrangler, Rustler, $5 pizzas, $1 Menus, 30 Year Mortgages, Any Auto Financing Over Five Years, Any Auto Financing Interest Rate Over 2.9%, Tap Water, Tattoos (After heated debate this was changed to "Unfinished Tattoos), Piercings, Sons of Anarchy, Mountain Dew, WWE Wrestling, Wow Cable, Boost Mobile, DVD Players, Anything Less Than An Android or Iphone Cell Phone, T-Mobile, Saggy Tits, Impotence, Any More Than Four Kids, Breeding Pitbulls, Biking, Hiking, Living Near Water And Not Owning A Boat, Constantly Begging Your Friend With A Boat To Take You Out On It (This Applies To Males Only), Caring Too Much About Riding Shotgun, Staying Faithful To Your Wife After She Cuts You Off From Sex, Fireworks, Public Pools, Above Ground Pools, Kid Rock, Eminem, Rap Music, Sagging Your Pants, Walking Anywhere, Suboxin, 5 Hour Energy, Choosing To Read Just The Sports Section Of Any Newspaper, Voting Democrat, Wearing Any Sports Jersey Of A Player Who No Longer Plays For Your Team That Is Not Retired, Waiting In Any Sort Of Line, Upper Bowl Seating, Late Fees, Disc Golf, $10 A Month Gym Memberships, Stopping To Get Gas And Not Filling The Tank All The Way Up, Buying Any Other Brand of Ketchup Besides Heinz, Well Done Meat, Steak Sauce, Eating Leftovers, Insane Clown Posse, $1/$2 No Limit Hold Em, $3/$6 Limit Hold Em, Buying In Any Poker Game With Less Than 100 Big Blinds, Value City Furniture, Public Schools, Sweating At Any Time Besides Having Sex or Working Out In The Gym, Manual Labor, Working Any More Than Forty Hours A Week, Go Bots, Vizio Tvs, Well Liquor, Non-Imported Beer, Any Illicit Drugs Bought In Less Than One Ounce Quantity, Arriving Early To Any Sort Of Bar Or Club For Free Entry, Going To Buffalo Wild Wings To Watch Ultimate Fighting Championship Events, Leasing Automobiles, Black Friday, Being Anything Less Than 50% Irish or Mexican And Celebrating St. Patrick's Day or Cinco De Mayo, Creating Art, Posting Pics Of Food You Didn't Cook Yourself On Facebook, $3 Trial Memberships To Porn Sites, Acting Like You Care About A Girl To Have Sex With Her, Joining A Sugar Daddy Site, Using Your Bridge Card To Cut Cocaine, Having A Bridge Card, Unemployment Compensation, Having No Auto Insurance, Obamacare, Spirit Airlines, Having To Pay Parking Or Resort Fees At Casinos, Joining The Military, Going To War, American Flag Clothing, Walmart, "Power Hours", Greyhound Bus, Amtrak, Limping Pre-Flop In Any Sort Of Poker Game, $1 Shave Club, Store Brand Food, Beverages, Etc, Freemont Street In Las Vegas, Smoking Marijuana Out Of Any Sort Of Make-Shift Pipe Or Bong, Scarface Posters, Lava Lamps, Living In Basements, Trailer Parks, Suave Hair Care Products, L.A. Looks Hair Gel, Going Out To Dinner And Not Ordering A Glass Of Wine, Appetizer, or Drink, Cutting Coupons, Asking How Much Something Costs, Holding Up The Store Line For A Price Check, Scratch Off Lottery Tickets, Pay Day Loans, Title Loans, Seven Day Insurance Policies, Split Tabs, Using Your Phone Calculator To Calculate A Tip, Having A Cracked Cell Phone Screen For More Than Three Business Days, Overdraft Fees, Kia, Anything that tells time that is not called "A Swiss Timepiece", American Made Watches, Canned Food, The Tea Party, Religion, Wolf Shirts, Cleaning Your Own House Or Bathroom, Mowing Your Own Lawn, Bad Grammar, Misspelling Words, Incorrect Punctuation, Mullets, Hipster Mustaches, Bootleg Movies, Trading Penny Stocks, Pyramid Scheme Type Seminars, The Fight For $15 Labor Movement, Occupying Wall Street, Korean Revenge Films, Nascar, Public Defenders, Hating Cops, Fishing, Farm Raised Salmon, Tv Dinners, Fishsticks, Credit Card Debt, Aids, Rice, Anything Less Than Haribo Gummy Bears, Macaroni And Cheese, Ramen Noodles, Apartments, Dents In Your Car, Squeaking Breaks, Having Some Sort Of Policy And Reasoning Against Tipping People Who Deserve A Tip, Anxiety, Stress, Buffets, Tax Returns, Driving For More Than Four Hours Anywhere, Going To Pick Up The Pizza, Claiming Your'e A DJ Without Owning Any Vinyl, Trade For Print Modeling And Photography, Obeying The Speed Limit, Cracked Windshield, Taking Selfies, Lawn Seating, Little Debbie Snacks, Anything Less Than Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice, Tuna, Dreadlocks, Saying Things Like "Money Isn't Everything" Or "Money Can't Buy Happiness, Unregistered Guns, Gang Related Homicide, Domestic Violence, Drive By Shootings, Tap Out Clothing Line, Actually Having To Cut Your Fruit And Vegetables, Bringing Deviled Eggs To A Family Gathering, Requesting A Fountain Pop With No Ice Or Light Ice, Waiting More Than A Month To Get A Hair Cut, Sore Backs, Flasks, Washing Dishes, Untanned Skin, Dubstep, GoFundMe, Penny Slots, Urgent Care Facilities, 40 oz Beers, 22 Oz Cans, Illiteracy, Third World Countries, Hating On Dan Bilzerian, Debating Vehemently Against Anything Listed On The What Is For Poor People List Because You've Done It And Think You Are Not Poor, Community Service, Single Ply Toilet Paper, Watching PPV Events Online On A Site With A Crappy Video Feed For Free, Napster, Folding The Small Blind In Any Unraised Pot In Poker, Not Topping Off When You Fall Below 80 Big Blinds In Any Poker Game, Hitting And Running In Any Game Of Chance At The Casino, Cold Showers, Rent A Center, Refusing To Double Down Or Split Cards When You Are Supposed To In Blackjack, Staying On A 16 In Blackjack vs a 7,8,9,10, or Ace Showing, Fire Ball, Refusing To Leave Deposit At Hotel To Activate Pay Per View And Room Service Options, Bonfires, Putting Out Cigs In A Cup Of Water, Driving Out Of Your Way To Withdraw Money From Your Own Bank Branch's ATM To Save $3.00 On A Service Fee, Dirty Feet, Layaway, Paying For A Purchase With Change, Bumper Stickers, Etching/Removing The Model Series Off Your Vehicle, Meth, Netflix And Chill, Self Parking At Casinos, Waking Up At A Hotel To Specifically Take Advantage Of A Free Continental Breakfast, Cavities, Mismatched Socks, Refusing To Straddle, Police Brutality, And Last But Not Least........

Refusing To Stake Lotgrinder for This Tournament Poker Package.

Events:

October 2nd:
Hollywood Toledo $350 Monthly Deepstack

October 14th & 15th:
MSPT Main Event At Firekeepers Casino- $1100 (Two Bullets)

October 22nd:
WSOPc Horseshoe Hammond Casino- $1675 (One Bullet)

Total Needed For Stake:
$4,225, marked up to $4,300 because I am GOAT poster of this forum.

In case you failed basic mathematics, 1% equals $43, 5% equals $215, 10% equals $430.

I accept payment via Paypal, Chase QP, Venmo, and cash at event.

**All big winnings will be subject to taxes. Will need to provide me a signed W-9 form with your name, address, social security number or tax id number. You can find form here: http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/fw9.pdf Then early next year you'll receive a 1099-MISC noting the income. If you are not willing to provide this information I will withhold 30% of your share.**

Thanks to Gorden Bombay for the tax disclaimer, I stole that $hit right out of his thread because it was the first one I clicked on. So, if we ever do meet I owe you a beer or a chopped out line of peruvian flake straight from my American flag fanny pack.

Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Lotgrinder

Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/Lotgrinder/

Website:
www.lotgrinder.com

Don't be a pussy, I want tournament success more than the Bush family wants innocent people in the middle east dead for motherfukking crude oil, if I can't win with skill, I'll just win how I do in all the cash games I've had overwhelming success at, allow me to present you with a visual presentation of the strategy I employ.



Go Us!!!

Investors:
The People's Bankroll- 50%
RP Oneal- 5%
Bob G.- 5%

40% still available.

Also, just checked my ims, seems there is one of you that did not get $50 back from my WSOP package, please check your ims and text me on my cell phone ASAP for prompt payment. Haven't been logging in here too much, but been doing a lot of writing on PLO, NLHE, etc. Will get some blogs up soon.

Investors:
The People's Bankroll- 50%
RP Oneal- 5%
Bob G.- 5%
Tom H.- 5%
K. Scully-1%

34% still available.

2% your choice PP or Venmo - will send closer to event

This list implies that you are poor if you don't have 100% rfi from the small blind.

Pretty good list, though. One more to add: asking for a stake in $350 tournaments.

I doth troll too much tho. I seriously lol'd at this list and shared it.

Investors:

The People's Bankroll- 50%
RP Oneal- 5%
Bob G.- 8% PAID
Tom H.- 5%
theduke211- 2%
K. Scully-1% PAID

29% still available.

I've been kicking it around on my personal Facebook since 2011 and updating once a year. Finally decided to bring this beauty to the forums. Will actually post the genesis and what spawned the list in an upcoming blog. Glad you enjoyed.

I agree, if I wasn't poor I would have had to deal with a cracked cell phone screen for longer than three business days a few weeks ago. I'd have just hossed up, then went out and spent $600 on a new Android because Apple products are for backpackers.

Thanks. I pay the rent in this forum when it comes to entertainment, all the rest of these motherfukkers do is suck up the food and heat. But, they probably have a higher R.O.I...fml.

The Following Is A List Of Things That Are for Wealthy People

Fixed your Title. Although a few of the things on that list don't really belong.

With the amount of political and social issue arguments heating up on Facebook allow me to introduce you to what is called a "Straw Man Argument." A straw man argument is often used by idiots when they are unqualified, unprepared, or unwilling to logically debate or talk about an issue.

An example would be people coming into Black Lives Matters posts that are addressing the growing police brutality problem and posting a video that says, "Watch This And The Black Lives Matters Movement Will Be Destroyed." Then you watch it and see a bunch of white cops getting lit up like christmas trees and yeah, that sucks, but the BLM conversation is about are minorities treated differently by police than whites and do minorities lives matter as much as whites when it comes to police pulling the trigger in "tense" situations when citizens are unarmed? So, showing white cops getting gunned down in the line of duty is nothing but a distraction from the real debate or topic at hand.

Another example would be you come home from a hard days work of dish washing and catch your wife giving a blowjob to a fat biker. You get upset about it and are like, "Hey. What the ****? I thought we were married and you're like blowing a biker without even inviting me to watch. That's ****ed up!" Then she starts yelling at you about all the teen porn you been watching and leaving the toilet seat up because she really doesn't want to talk about her blowing the biker.

Hope this post helps some of you stop using "Straw Man Arguments." You don't want to be as worthless as a cheating wife who blows a biker.

Do you?

Did not play the Hollywood Toledo event because it had a very small turnout, will be refunded at end of package, get your stakes in you fukking pussies, MSPT is in two weeks!!!!

Update:

The People's Bankroll- 50% PAID
RP Oneal- 5% PAID
Bob G.- 8% PAID
K. Scully-1% PAID

I hold the final 36% of myself and it IS NOT coming out of "The People's Bankroll."

Playing today's MSPT at Firekeepers, Day 1C at noon.

Did not play the small Toledo event and this will be the only bullet fired at the MSPT part of this package.

So, refunds will be sent out accordingly at the end.

Go us!

Played MSPT, one bullet, bricked out in level 10.
Playing WSOPC Horseshoe Hammond main event today.

The staking % held for this one is same as above, but "The People's Bankroll" is only investing 10%. I hold all the rest because I am going to final table this biotch.

Go us.

Reciepts, refunds, and a full report for both events to come by next Wednesday.

Level 7.

Blinds 200/400/50.

We have 15k stack.

At a dream table, all call stations and Nits, can not make a value hand. Could have easily tripled up at this table by now if I could flop top pair/top kick type hands. I swear five of these people must have satellited in.

Level 10.

Blinds 400/800/100.

We have 22k.

We have won one hand so far this tournament where our pre flop raise got a call. Good thing it was a double that got us to 30k. Slow bleed back down to current stack size. Will update when I make day two or felt.