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Starting with the Warm Up Deadline satellite in just under 20 minutes!

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Out of the Warm Up sat in the very first hand we play

PokerStars Hand #135399589747: Tournament #1206745955, $24.55+$2.45 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level III (30/60) - 2015/05/17 15:46:04 WET [2015/05/17 10:46:04 ET]
Table '1206745955 84' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: UPAY4DINNER (1240 in chips)
Seat 2: NBayH (1640 in chips)
Seat 3: colddeck14 (1345 in chips)
Seat 4: Nielsml (2890 in chips)
Seat 5: Dreiven (3075 in chips)
Seat 6: alex.rivero (1480 in chips)
Seat 7: lubik13 (1765 in chips)
Seat 8: 1MTM91 (1366 in chips)
Seat 9: ITnurse (1629 in chips)
UPAY4DINNER: posts the ante 5
NBayH: posts the ante 5
colddeck14: posts the ante 5
Nielsml: posts the ante 5
Dreiven: posts the ante 5
alex.rivero: posts the ante 5
lubik13: posts the ante 5
1MTM91: posts the ante 5
ITnurse: posts the ante 5
Dreiven: posts small blind 30
alex.rivero: posts big blind 60
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to UPAY4DINNER [Jc Js]
lubik13: folds
1MTM91: folds
ITnurse: folds
UPAY4DINNER: raises 120 to 180
NBayH: folds
colddeck14: folds
Nielsml: calls 180
Dreiven: folds
alex.rivero: calls 120
*** FLOP *** [Jd 5d 6c]
alex.rivero: checks
UPAY4DINNER: bets 180
Nielsml: calls 180
alex.rivero: calls 180
*** TURN *** [Jd 5d 6c] [9h]
alex.rivero: bets 415
UPAY4DINNER: raises 460 to 875 and is all-in
Nielsml: raises 1650 to 2525 and is all-in
alex.rivero: calls 700 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1410) returned to Nielsml
*** RIVER *** [Jd 5d 6c 9h] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
alex.rivero: shows [7h 8h] (a straight, Five to Nine)
Nielsml: shows [Kd Qd] (a flush, King high)
Nielsml collected 480 from side pot
UPAY4DINNER: shows [Jc Js] (three of a kind, Jacks)
Nielsml collected 3780 from main pot
alex.rivero finished the tournament in 999th place
UPAY4DINNER finished the tournament in 1000th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4260 Main pot 3780. Side pot 480. | Rake 0
Board [Jd 5d 6c 9h 4d]
Seat 1: UPAY4DINNER showed [Jc Js] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 2: NBayH folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: colddeck14 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Nielsml (button) showed [Kd Qd] and won (4260) with a flush, King high
Seat 5: Dreiven (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: alex.rivero (big blind) showed [7h 8h] and lost with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 7: lubik13 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: 1MTM91 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: ITnurse folded before Flop (didn't bet)

These are the hands that I cannot win for love nor money atm

PokerStars Hand #135407926120: Tournament #1223867412, $20+$2 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (50/100) - 2015/05/17 18:30:38 WET [2015/05/17 13:30:38 ET]
Table '1223867412 469' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Woher (3645 in chips)
Seat 2: SryIGotOdds (3474 in chips)
Seat 3: UPAY4DINNER (4680 in chips)
Seat 4: Monoreticle (1245 in chips)
Seat 5: roie_bz2 (803 in chips)
Seat 6: erohatennis (8460 in chips)
Seat 7: espetopoker (3843 in chips)
Seat 8: Nevrexb (7093 in chips)
Seat 9: vinicius_sci (7247 in chips)
Woher: posts the ante 10
SryIGotOdds: posts the ante 10
UPAY4DINNER: posts the ante 10
Monoreticle: posts the ante 10
roie_bz2: posts the ante 10
erohatennis: posts the ante 10
espetopoker: posts the ante 10
Nevrexb: posts the ante 10
vinicius_sci: posts the ante 10
SryIGotOdds: posts small blind 50
UPAY4DINNER: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to UPAY4DINNER [Qs Ah]
Monoreticle: raises 100 to 200
roie_bz2: folds
erohatennis: folds
espetopoker: folds
Nevrexb: folds
vinicius_sci: folds
Woher: folds
SryIGotOdds: folds
UPAY4DINNER: raises 4470 to 4670 and is all-in
Monoreticle: calls 1035 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (3435) returned to UPAY4DINNER
*** FLOP *** [Qc 2h 9s]
*** TURN *** [Qc 2h 9s] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [Qc 2h 9s Kc] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
UPAY4DINNER: shows [Qs Ah] (two pair, Queens and Nines)
Monoreticle: shows [Jc Kh] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
Monoreticle collected 2610 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2610 | Rake 0
Board [Qc 2h 9s Kc 9d]
Seat 1: Woher (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: SryIGotOdds (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: UPAY4DINNER (big blind) showed [Qs Ah] and lost with two pair, Queens and Nines
Seat 4: Monoreticle showed [Jc Kh] and won (2610) with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 5: roie_bz2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: erohatennis folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: espetopoker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Nevrexb folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: vinicius_sci folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Crippled in the H11

PokerStars Hand #135408198504: Tournament #1223867558, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (150/300) - 2015/05/17 18:35:15 WET [2015/05/17 13:35:15 ET]
Table '1223867558 498' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: JanL1986 (3170 in chips)
Seat 2: UPAY4DINNER (2360 in chips)
Seat 3: moaka93 (11691 in chips)
Seat 4: fer_90_1 (5930 in chips)
Seat 5: Trajita (3827 in chips)
Seat 6: rocascalegna (4306 in chips)
Seat 7: 7SainT7 (373 in chips)
Seat 8: Tricola (3925 in chips)
JanL1986: posts the ante 40
UPAY4DINNER: posts the ante 40
moaka93: posts the ante 40
fer_90_1: posts the ante 40
Trajita: posts the ante 40
rocascalegna: posts the ante 40
7SainT7: posts the ante 40
Tricola: posts the ante 40
fer_90_1: posts small blind 150
Trajita: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to UPAY4DINNER [As 7c]
rocascalegna: folds
7SainT7: raises 33 to 333 and is all-in
Tricola: folds
JanL1986: folds
UPAY4DINNER: raises 1987 to 2320 and is all-in
moaka93: folds
fer_90_1: folds
Trajita: folds
Uncalled bet (1987) returned to UPAY4DINNER
*** FLOP *** [3d 7d 9h]
*** TURN *** [3d 7d 9h] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [3d 7d 9h 8s] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
7SainT7: shows [Qd 8d] (two pair, Eights and Threes)
UPAY4DINNER: shows [As 7c] (two pair, Sevens and Threes)
7SainT7 collected 1436 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1436 | Rake 0
Board [3d 7d 9h 8s 3h]
Seat 1: JanL1986 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: UPAY4DINNER showed [As 7c] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Threes
Seat 3: moaka93 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: fer_90_1 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Trajita (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: rocascalegna folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: 7SainT7 showed [Qd 8d] and won (1436) with two pair, Eights and Threes
Seat 8: Tricola folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Managed to claw back in the H11 until we busto here

PokerStars Hand #135409339149: Tournament #1223867558, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XVI (350/700) - 2015/05/17 18:54:44 WET [2015/05/17 13:54:44 ET]
Table '1223867558 498' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: JanL1986 (6425 in chips)
Seat 2: UPAY4DINNER (4549 in chips)
Seat 3: moaka93 (24575 in chips)
Seat 4: koogle62 (26369 in chips)
Seat 5: thaleskoppe (32252 in chips)
Seat 6: zoral200 (11057 in chips)
Seat 7: tiagoPT1 (24734 in chips)
Seat 8: Tricola (7885 in chips)
Seat 9: prz68 (3428 in chips)
JanL1986: posts the ante 85
UPAY4DINNER: posts the ante 85
moaka93: posts the ante 85
koogle62: posts the ante 85
thaleskoppe: posts the ante 85
zoral200: posts the ante 85
tiagoPT1: posts the ante 85
Tricola: posts the ante 85
prz68: posts the ante 85
JanL1986: posts small blind 350
UPAY4DINNER: posts big blind 700
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to UPAY4DINNER [Ts Ah]
moaka93: folds
koogle62: folds
thaleskoppe: raises 700 to 1400
zoral200: folds
tiagoPT1: folds
Tricola: folds
prz68: folds
JanL1986: folds
UPAY4DINNER: calls 700
*** FLOP *** [3d 5h 2s]
UPAY4DINNER: bets 3064 and is all-in
thaleskoppe: calls 3064
*** TURN *** [3d 5h 2s] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [3d 5h 2s Js] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
UPAY4DINNER: shows [Ts Ah] (high card Ace)
thaleskoppe: shows [Jd Qh] (a pair of Jacks)
thaleskoppe collected 10043 from pot
UPAY4DINNER finished the tournament in 2358th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10043 | Rake 0
Board [3d 5h 2s Js Kd]
Seat 1: JanL1986 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: UPAY4DINNER (big blind) showed [Ts Ah] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 3: moaka93 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: koogle62 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: thaleskoppe showed [Jd Qh] and won (10043) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 6: zoral200 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: tiagoPT1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Tricola folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: prz68 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Out of Bigger $8.80

PokerStars Hand #135409930628: Tournament #1223867164, $8.00+$0.80 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (250/500) - 2015/05/17 19:06:40 WET [2015/05/17 14:06:40 ET]
Table '1223867164 129' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: Bimsq (9111 in chips)
Seat 2: E. Aequitas (13377 in chips)
Seat 3: keser11 (12466 in chips)
Seat 4: Avinalaugh (16007 in chips)
Seat 5: UPAY4DINNER (4580 in chips)
Seat 6: FiRsTPrDaToR (15107 in chips)
Seat 7: DiegoteOte (15846 in chips)
Seat 8: Wildace_hun (14877 in chips)
Seat 9: niizz (11852 in chips)
Bimsq: posts the ante 60
E. Aequitas: posts the ante 60
keser11: posts the ante 60
Avinalaugh: posts the ante 60
UPAY4DINNER: posts the ante 60
FiRsTPrDaToR: posts the ante 60
DiegoteOte: posts the ante 60
Wildace_hun: posts the ante 60
niizz: posts the ante 60
Wildace_hun: posts small blind 250
niizz: posts big blind 500
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to UPAY4DINNER [Qs Jd]
Bimsq: raises 1000 to 1500
E. Aequitas: folds
keser11: folds
Avinalaugh: folds
UPAY4DINNER: raises 3020 to 4520 and is all-in
FiRsTPrDaToR: folds
DiegoteOte: folds
Wildace_hun: folds
niizz: folds
Bimsq: calls 3020
*** FLOP *** [6s Th 9h]
*** TURN *** [6s Th 9h] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [6s Th 9h 2d] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Bimsq: shows [5c 5h] (a pair of Fives)
UPAY4DINNER: shows [Qs Jd] (high card Ace)
Bimsq collected 10330 from pot
UPAY4DINNER finished the tournament in 2063rd place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10330 | Rake 0
Board [6s Th 9h 2d Ad]
Seat 1: Bimsq showed [5c 5h] and won (10330) with a pair of Fives
Seat 2: E. Aequitas folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: keser11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Avinalaugh folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: UPAY4DINNER showed [Qs Jd] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 6: FiRsTPrDaToR folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: DiegoteOte (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Wildace_hun (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: niizz (big blind) folded before Flop

Get it in bad for a change and don't improve and out of B22

PokerStars Hand #135411383707: Tournament #1223867412, $20+$2 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (150/300) - 2015/05/17 19:30:36 WET [2015/05/17 14:30:36 ET]
Table '1223867412 469' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Woher (5325 in chips)
Seat 2: BigMeech99 (7910 in chips)
Seat 3: UPAY4DINNER (3100 in chips)
Seat 4: indy.songo9 (13189 in chips)
Seat 5: MixmcFly (4010 in chips)
Seat 6: erohatennis (6154 in chips)
Seat 7: espetopoker (8246 in chips)
Seat 8: rnb333 (3555 in chips)
Seat 9: Kleiner_Onkl (3904 in chips)
Woher: posts the ante 40
BigMeech99: posts the ante 40
UPAY4DINNER: posts the ante 40
indy.songo9: posts the ante 40
MixmcFly: posts the ante 40
erohatennis: posts the ante 40
espetopoker: posts the ante 40
rnb333: posts the ante 40
Kleiner_Onkl: posts the ante 40
Kleiner_Onkl: posts small blind 150
Woher: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to UPAY4DINNER [4s 4d]
BigMeech99: folds
UPAY4DINNER: raises 2760 to 3060 and is all-in
indy.songo9: folds
MixmcFly: folds
erohatennis: folds
espetopoker: raises 5146 to 8206 and is all-in
rnb333: folds
Kleiner_Onkl: folds
Woher: folds
Uncalled bet (5146) returned to espetopoker
*** FLOP *** [Th 3h Kd]
*** TURN *** [Th 3h Kd] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [Th 3h Kd 2d] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
UPAY4DINNER: shows [4s 4d] (a pair of Fours)
espetopoker: shows [9h 9s] (a pair of Nines)
espetopoker collected 6930 from pot
UPAY4DINNER finished the tournament in 2716th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6930 | Rake 0
Board [Th 3h Kd 2d Jd]
Seat 1: Woher (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: BigMeech99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: UPAY4DINNER showed [4s 4d] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 4: indy.songo9 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: MixmcFly folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: erohatennis folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: espetopoker showed [9h 9s] and won (6930) with a pair of Nines
Seat 8: rnb333 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Kleiner_Onkl (small blind) folded before Flop

Out of the Storm, sigh.

PokerStars Hand #135414777476: Tournament #1217627258, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (250/500) - 2015/05/17 20:27:26 WET [2015/05/17 15:27:26 ET]
Table '1217627258 1564' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Valkzone (4060 in chips)
Seat 2: qpglen (25840 in chips)
Seat 3: Kringle66 (10969 in chips)
Seat 4: siig23 (7718 in chips)
Seat 5: Ouchmytoe (6070 in chips)
Seat 6: droov (22913 in chips)
Seat 7: TRESBRASIL (7240 in chips)
Seat 8: UPAY4DINNER (6280 in chips)
Seat 9: Tha Fluff (17514 in chips)
Valkzone: posts the ante 50
qpglen: posts the ante 50
Kringle66: posts the ante 50
siig23: posts the ante 50
Ouchmytoe: posts the ante 50
droov: posts the ante 50
TRESBRASIL: posts the ante 50
UPAY4DINNER: posts the ante 50
Tha Fluff: posts the ante 50
qpglen: posts small blind 250
Kringle66: posts big blind 500
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to UPAY4DINNER [4h 4s]
siig23: folds
Ouchmytoe: folds
droov: folds
TRESBRASIL: folds
UPAY4DINNER: raises 5730 to 6230 and is all-in
Tha Fluff: folds
Valkzone: calls 4010 and is all-in
qpglen: raises 19560 to 25790 and is all-in
Kringle66: folds
Uncalled bet (19560) returned to qpglen
*** FLOP *** [Jh Jc Qc]
*** TURN *** [Jh Jc Qc] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [Jh Jc Qc 9h] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
qpglen: shows [8d 8s] (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
UPAY4DINNER: shows [4h 4s] (two pair, Jacks and Fours)
qpglen collected 4440 from side pot
Valkzone: shows [9c 9s] (a full house, Nines full of Jacks)
Valkzone collected 12980 from main pot
UPAY4DINNER finished the tournament in 13175th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 17420 Main pot 12980. Side pot 4440. | Rake 0
Board [Jh Jc Qc 9h 7s]
Seat 1: Valkzone (button) showed [9c 9s] and won (12980) with a full house, Nines full of Jacks
Seat 2: qpglen (small blind) showed [8d 8s] and won (4440) with two pair, Jacks and Eights
Seat 3: Kringle66 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: siig23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Ouchmytoe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: droov folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: TRESBRASIL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: UPAY4DINNER showed [4h 4s] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Fours
Seat 9: Tha Fluff folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Out of the Bigger $11 to complete the whitewash

PokerStars Hand #135415948464: Tournament #1223867962, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (75/150) - 2015/05/17 20:45:55 WET [2015/05/17 15:45:55 ET]
Table '1223867962 564' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: bira_lopes (6315 in chips)
Seat 2: juliosoy (7418 in chips)
Seat 3: Bearpaw56 (2876 in chips)
Seat 4: UPAY4DINNER (1656 in chips)
Seat 5: Slavasipus (4617 in chips)
Seat 6: gekis (7570 in chips)
Seat 7: theweakest (10692 in chips)
Seat 8: Mendocinos (3203 in chips)
Seat 9: stephan2205 (3015 in chips)
bira_lopes: posts the ante 20
juliosoy: posts the ante 20
Bearpaw56: posts the ante 20
UPAY4DINNER: posts the ante 20
Slavasipus: posts the ante 20
gekis: posts the ante 20
theweakest: posts the ante 20
Mendocinos: posts the ante 20
stephan2205: posts the ante 20
Bearpaw56: posts small blind 75
UPAY4DINNER: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to UPAY4DINNER [Ah 7s]
Slavasipus: folds
gekis: folds
theweakest: folds
Mendocinos: folds
stephan2205: folds
bira_lopes: folds
juliosoy: raises 228 to 378
Bearpaw56: folds
UPAY4DINNER: raises 1258 to 1636 and is all-in
juliosoy: calls 1258
*** FLOP *** [Th Qs Kc]
*** TURN *** [Th Qs Kc] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [Th Qs Kc 8d] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
UPAY4DINNER: shows [Ah 7s] (high card Ace)
juliosoy: shows [Ks As] (a pair of Kings)
juliosoy collected 3527 from pot
UPAY4DINNER finished the tournament in 7298th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3527 | Rake 0
Board [Th Qs Kc 8d 2d]
Seat 1: bira_lopes folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: juliosoy (button) showed [Ks As] and won (3527) with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: Bearpaw56 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: UPAY4DINNER (big blind) showed [Ah 7s] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 5: Slavasipus folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: gekis folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: theweakest folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Mendocinos folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: stephan2205 folded before Flop (didn't bet)