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Originally Posted by atennisplayah
hahahahaahha what line did you take on the hand mate? get any reads on opponents and did anyone shove (grind) on you? I need to get on that club one night if everyone is loose aggressive nomsayin?
Ok so, OP's fail of the night.
So, a 7/10 comes to my mates unit earlier in the night, I would stick my dick in her without liquid help (booze).
Anyway, I'm now out, I'm under the influence of a couple of litres of cider, and I want to ****. The chick from the unit earlier starts hinting at me, brilliant, chatting to her for a fair decent amount of time/hand on her arse dancing, anyway, she says we can go and do **** if I hook her mate up with a dude, the mate in question is a 1/10, and the likelihood of me getting a dude to hook up with her was the very same likelihood of me winning the World Series. I just couldn't do it, anyway, after a few, "She should just be move brave"s, I'm starting to think I have this 7 in my bed, as we are about to hook up, she asks how old I am, 19 I say, to which she replies:
"Ohh! You're just a baby! I'm 20!"
My brain starts to go into meltdown, I just wasted numerous hours trying to chat up this bitch while she was hinting **** and she is gonna try and make out that I'm too young?
I ask her if she is serious, which she replies, "of course".
I calmly and respectfully reply, "well **** this, I'm going for more drinks, see ya"
My name is Louis, destroyer of poon.