If I lived near him, I'd defs give him a job to clean my house or some **** for like 10 bucks a day. That'd be baller status money for him, and an ez lifestyle for me.

Bandi for president

he won't get no jerrrbbbbb......

Let me tell you a story. One of courage.

There once was a boy who lived in a town called the Hidden Leaf Village. The guy was a loner, everyone made fun of him and would exclude him from their activities. You see, the kid was a jinchūriki. That's what made him different from every other kid.

But the kid had a dream. He wanted to become an ninja, an elite ninja, the best ninja : the next hokage. Now to achieve this goal, he WORKED HIS ASS OFF. HE TRAINED. HE NEVER LET ANYONE DEMORALIZE HIM, HE ALWAYS HAD FAITH HIMSELF. He wouldn't just sit back in his tiny appartment and say "Dang it all, I'm just a jinchūriki, no one will ever accept me and I'll never be a respected ninja". No, he overcomed all of his problems, and rest is history...

You can do the same Bandi, following Naruto's footsteps.
This will be my last intervention.
Good luck.

He is too old to be a ninja!!! And the only beast within him are his farts....it has the power to stink up his poker game!!!

is that nerd speak for nurrrd?????????

How can I get on a Merge Online TEAM. I want to be a sponsored pro

Send them an email I guess, explain your situation, tell them you'll bring customers to the freerolls after your huge wins, etc.

I think I have a way of becoming part of an online team, but I have a lot of work to do. It will take several weeks for this plan to come to fruition. I'll be gone until I get back. ttyl

fourty-sixth week in a row that bandi will "ttuslater".

this is so sad, cant play cash games....then you cant play poker. learn to play 2nl. this 10 cent **** is depressing i wish i hadnt read this LOL

in the unlikely event this happens, i will depost $50 on any site that sponsors bandi. i realize, of course, that, even if i manage to win, i will probably never see that money again. however, i need to support the legend that is bandi.

youll have no problems getting your money off of merge, providing you comply with whatever rules they have.

truly inspiring

Yeah get your mom to pay for it she pays your rent and all already!!!

Going to do a very Merge May challenge. Starting at 00:00 UTC, I'll have nothing but playchips. I'll then play 10 Step 1s at 10 different skins. $0 to ??? Merge May challenge. Getting rid of all my Step 2 tickets now so I can start the month off fresh with no tickets.

video blogs plz

so...youve gone from being a .10cent pro to a play money pro? i didnt think there was another lower step on the pro ladder.

my grass is really getting long...

Bandi wont know what to do with your "bush"

heh. well, i actually think bandi might be more of a pro at poker than i am at this point anyway.

I just finished reading the thread and I am still not sure if this is real.

But if this is real I'm not going to give you any crap. Most in the thread have given you crap with good intentions but some have not. In any event I am not sure what I can possible write to help you as your situation is out of the scope of my comprehension. You have a tough life probably from a combination of your own actions and life circumstances as well. No matter how bad things get though just keep plowing ahead though. Good luck.

he gonna be "plowing" some "bush"!!!

UPDATE BANDI !?

Have you been able to convert your free tickets into some micro bankroll ? Which skin was the kinder to you ? I wanna follow you man !!!

theres a guy on merge whos name has "bandit" in it. my hud cuts the name off at the "t", so i see the word "bandi" all the time when i play. sometimes my heart skips when i see "bandi", and i think hes actually sitting at my table. i play 100nl and 200nl, so obviously he would need at least a 3 fig bankroll to sit...

I've played over a thousand FunSteps, prob over 100 Step 3s, and still no dollar. That's like playing 100 STTs and not winning a single one. I mean, that's not what it's like, that's what it IS.

Here's the skins I'm at right now. If you can recommend another one, I can add that one. You're allowed to have accounts at each skin, so I'm not doing anything wrong. I only play one skin at a time. I play all Steps at once each day at each skin (at least I try to), which is 10 free Step 1s per day, plus any Step 2s and 3s I've won.


<<<--- Google Doc of my current FunSteps