i realised that Your crushin!

would you recommend playing deep?

haha i misclicked that hand where I donk min bet

yeah I think playing deep is better. short stacks obviously have an advantage for splashes, but there's so many ridiculous stack offs pre flop for 100+ bb, even when it isn't a splash pot, that I think being deep is worth it.

won $700 back this session, so -$1300 on the day (-$500 ev) over 3300 hands. in 7th in the rake race now, closing in on top 5 and massively narrowed the gap between me and #1 (jektiss)

now I'm trying to decide whether I should go to the hospital. gunna re up the painkillers and see if that makes it manageable. still playing the 100k gt on ignition and id rather not have to quit it

just doubled up in the 100k lol. it would be so sick to run deep and have to quit

I finally slept!! I can’t even describe how amazing those 4 hours felt. Throat feels the best it’s been since it started to get bad Friday. Still hurts like a ***** but I’m not grimacing and dreading every swallow. Think I might be through the worst of it. I ****ing hope so

just lost 300bb aipf KK vs AQo lmao. wasn't even a splash pot, dude just wanted to donate

just lost a smaller one AK vs AQ aipf. this game is siiiiick

currently down $700 on the session, up $600 ev though lulz

played 5k hands today, lost $1700. ev was -$100, so basically b/e. running pretty far below ev now but w/e gotta grind thru it. overall in Rush and Cash I'm up $3100 (~15 bi, i think its +20 bi ev) through 10k hands and I'm in 8th in the rake race currently

8th pays $5400 but I'm going for 2nd (11k) or 1st (15k) - if i can keep up when i feel like im dying i know i can grind out the volume to take it down. also some of the guys in the top 10 will go broke before the end of the month the way they're playing

i want to eat so ****ing bad but i cant swallow food. yesterday I ate half a taco and half a banana. today I've eaten half a banana, trying to eat another banana rn but even chewing is excruciating. i guess i can let it melt in my mouth

f me. just took the last pill of the day and its stuck in my throat. cant get it down, cant get it up

10k hands, +15bi, mentions running below ev. Can I please have your hand distributions?

Lol sure, I’d trade. I’m actually curious if you would’ve broke even with my card distribution

gogogo! there some real grinders from eastern europe trying to get #1 but i don't let them

i would be fine if you come 2nd at the end but this is just soooo long till the end of month and i feel already burned out tbh

Haha good ****. They’re such ****ing nits I’d be surprised if they’re b/e. And yeah everyone’s volume is already slowing down quite a bit haha, gunna be really slow week 3 and ****ing nuts week 4 for double points

You’re basically setting the pace rn for everyone else, so I don’t mind if you take a little personal time

2 hours into today and I'm b/e. up $1000 in ev though. can't wait to cash all these sklanskys. i just wanna win an AK vs A6o

1st session in the books today. 2300 hands, +$300 (+$1050 ev. making a smoothie and getting back into it

****ing love this game. $20 splash pot and I got it all in with TT vs Q7s vs 99 and held for an $1100 pot

Whenever I used to have strep and every swallow felt like a knife stabbing my throat I always thought, I will never take for granted being able to swallow without pain. Sure enough I never appreciate it. This next swallows for you and past me.

haha that's funny, i tell myself the exact same thing and sure enough I don't appreciate it as much as I should either. thanks man

i propose a national swallow appreciation day, for all the men and women who just want to be able to swallow without pain or judgement

You're clearly here to troll so stop trying to play it off that you're not.

what a horrible 2nd session, lost 2k straight and you also always had it against me

this monteez guy is putting sick volume in, guess he played 2 days straight now.

there were a couple times you won lol. sorry buddy, this game has a sick amount of variance.

imo monteez is the worst reg, so i wouldnt worry about him lasting the month. i've won like 1.5k off him alone. he just 3bet/punts everything

session 2 down. 1800 hands, +$600 (+$1800 EV) running absurdly below ev, but just ****ing crushing it anyway

overall:
15k total hands, +22 buyins (+34 buyins ev) how's that for some nice card distribution?

just took a shower and noticed in the mirror I looked skinnier, so I decided to weigh myself. last time I weighed myself was last week and I was 176 before eating/drinking that day. I expected to see maybe 172-173 since I haven't eaten more than a couple pieces of fruit since friday morning.

164.5lb... and that's after I've drank a bunch of water today.

wtf. that's an 11-12 pound drop in less than a week. how is that even possible?

i will say, not eating has been great. almost no intestinal pain, and I haven't been hungry since yesterday. wish i could live w/out hunger/food

I know nothing about these games. Do you think 15bb/100 is a sustainable long term winrate in them? They have super high rake right?

rake comes out to ~11bb/100. I think 10bb is doable if the pool stays like it has been the last few days. it's 25-50% fish and the regs are pretty bad. when the $2 ante $400 buyin runs it's much tougher, usually just 6-8 of the better regs and a fish or two

stating the obv but that is too much weight to lose too fast.
How tall are you?

Sustainably winning 21bb/100 in a game that consists of mainly flips pre flop... lol ... almost as absurd as dgaf thinking he can 45bb/100 in Vegas 2/5 games. Gonna get my popcorn ready for this

i know, it's worrying me. im 5'11. i didn't know someone could physically lose 12 lbs in a week outside of extreme circumstances. wasn't hungry, but i forced myself to eat dinner 10 minutes ago. now as I'm writing this I'm starting to get serious hunger pangs lol. guess im getting a second dinner

lol, hope you have plenty of popcorn. its not mostly flips fwiw. and I'm getting it in with 70%+ equity on the regular when we do get it in pre

of course, even if I get 600k hand sample at X bb/100 you will say X is because I ran good. so whats the point. everyone runs good but you, we get it man