6betme can u let me know if u agree with any of these statements;

1) because i did well in high school and i only got kicked out of uni due to me being lazy, it still means that i'm smart

2) an inability to exercise the most basic logic and apply it to both poker and more importantly everyday life, (eating kfc everyday is more +EV, spending 20% of networth to write a resume) doesn't mean i'm not smart, because i still believe i am booksmart and that's all that matters (yay chess)

3) despite being in my mid 20s and having a negative net worth (from sheer laziness not bad luck with investments etc), living with parents with my wife, no formal education and no valuable job experience, i am still in a position to criticise and rebuke both life and poker advice provided by other members of this thread. this is because i believe i'm truly smarter than most of them and despite having achieved & having nothing, if i believe i'm smarter despite no evidence to back this up, it must mean i'm right. they're all just jealous of the opportunity i've been given

4) despite a lack of volume lifetime and barely tracking results, i believe i'm a solid winning player at the stakes i play. this is why my friends have staked/loaned me repeatedly, because they believe i'm a winning player and i will make them all $. it is not out of sheer sympathy and desperation.

5) despite all the expert medical advice stating the contrary, i believe that i don't nor will i ever catch the virus, hence it is a '0.00001%' chance that i'll infect someone else with it. also, there is no point in making 'huge sacrifices' such as going to the gym or dining in at my beloved kfc, to prevent the spreading of a harmless virus anyway. besides, this harmless virus has only killed 9.1k people so far and most of them are elderly and i'm young without respiratory issues so i've no reason to be concerned

6) because the virus is only really dangerous for the elderly and those with respit. issues, i believe all the fuss to be over the top. what's the big deal if you're not old? it's not like it will have a devastating effect on the economy and infrastructure is it? like if i break my leg i won't be able to get a hospital bed because they're all being used by those damn old ppl with the virus?!

Yeah +1 to this.

To be fair 6bet is hardly alone. Australia is pretty much an entire nation of ****wits. Probably why the poker games are so soft. Also sadly, why so many people are going to die.

I don't know, a lot of people are really that stupid. Here, we have spring breakers congregating on beaches and licking toilet seats for coronavirus challenges.

It's easy to see why he dropped out if he doesn't understand an actually pretty simple concept like exponential growth and the reason why slowing it down is beneficial.

Did he just go "IQHU4ROLLZ"?

Had I not worked retail and at a call center, I wouldn't believe people were this arrogantly and aggressively dumb, but the sad thing is, people are more like him than not.

i'm 99% the stuff 6b wrote is a troll, but if it is the 1%, jesus christ, rip humanity

There's truth then theres speculation or opinion.

Noone knows if op goes to the gym that he will spread the virus. You could try to speculate but noone really knows.

The Govt PM of australia has said you can still go to the gym as of now or maybe they have changed their view on that since i last viewed the news.

Op is doing nothing wrong if he goes to the gym. Personal Choice.

Is this still the same PM who said the wild fires weren't going to be a big deal? I don't think he is really qualified to talk about anything.

OP going to the gym increases the chances of him spreading it which is what we're trying to fix. Just like in poker - make the right plays, don't be results orientated.

LOL. No matter who the pm is someone will be critics of him/her.

More people should be praying for the PM/President and helping him/her.

90-110*

Edit: * with the caveat that this thread is a truthful representation of 6BM and his life. if it's a troll, then it's impossible to guess.

Short poker session

Barely put any volume in today. Less than 1hr. My wife had a day off work and I went to a Thai grocery store with her, watched a movie with her, and time just sort of slipped by after that. I could stay up late to put in more volume, but I'd rather keep a good sleeping pattern and just put in the extra hours tomorrow.

I made a small profit of around $100, bringing the bankroll up to $2900 now, mainly thanks to this hand:

Hand 9: Hero call

$100 effective, 9-handed
Fish limps $1 UTG
Hero raises $4 UTG+1 with KTdd
Fish limp-reraises to $16
Hero calls $16

Flop ($33.50) 8d 6s 3c

Both check

Turn ($33.50) 8d 6s 3c Th

Fish bets $22.33
Hero calls $22.33

River ($78.16) 8d 6s 3c Th 2s

Fish checks
Hero jams $61.67
Fish calls $61.67

Before you open the spoiler, try to guess his hand...



Planning to gym and poker more tomorrow. And don't worry: I intend to go to the gym during the most off-peak time (around lunch time) to minimise contact with other people, since I want to keep my fans happy but I don't want to give up the gym entirely. I think that this is a good compromise.

Go 6bet!

A big way the virus is spread is through contact using one's hands. So touching door handles, equipment, cash, etc.

As for the hand, fold pre x2.

6bet,

The trolling is getting too predictable and obvious. can you try to be more original? season 2 had a lot more polish and refinement. It's like you're just winging it and not developing the storyline with as much as attention to detail as last time. it shows. step up your game 6bet!

You get 16% of your 100bb stack in with KT utg+1 but villain is the fish?

but but but but but but V called a river shove with KJ high because reasons?!?!

pretty sure even the worst players aren't calling a shove there with KJ high with no flush draws bricking out and they actually block the bluffs OP could have (QJ/J9).

honestly wouldn't be surprised if the hand played out like it did but V had AT and OP lost but he's trying to show how awesome he is so he just modified the hand so he won.

So you're down $100 overall. Cool.

Seems like you've cashed out zero since the birthday bash a couple of weeks ago. That's not good. What happens when the bills aren't paid because your wife's hotel gets shut down and your mom can't work due to the corona virus that you think is a nothingburger? You should get on them to hurry up and secure second jobs.

He's not allowed to cash out.

I could see it being the case that somebody has notes on him saying he's prone to lifespewing rivers and to call him lightly . I don't recall 6bet shoving rivers with any strong hands from what I could see.

Right, sorry, the "loan that he's not allowed to cash out" is only a couple days old, isn't it? Wasn't he was planning on YOLO'ing before that? Between his anniversary party and his friend's birthday party and his birthday party?

You don't need a strong hand to shove. Just shove. Fish fold 100% because they respect your range advantage. R u new?

yes 6BM spews, but what does KJ actually beat?


K high: KJ (chop), K9, K7, K5, K4
Q high: QJ, Q9, Q7, Q5, Q4
J high: J9, J7, J5, J4
9 high: 97, 95, 94
7 high: 75, 74

A high wins
T/8/6/4 high has a pair minimum
5 high has a pair or a straight
3 high has 2P/set
2 high has a set

the call is absurd even if the person shoving is clicking buttons.

I don't disagree, but I doubt the person calling that thought much more past "he bluffs a lot so I'mma call"

+1

He's cultivated an image he doesn't know how to capitalize on.

I'm not just rooting for him to succeed at poker. I hope he can turn his life around. Including his outlook on how he views and treats other people.