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02-06-2015
, 01:38 PM
you 4 got the freeroll
haha probs. she was super computer savy closing chrome, right clicking desktop, clicking refresh, going back onto chrome and thinking that refreshed the webpage lol
why not? not like im chatting to them much...its just w.e (was drunk when she added ldo)
ta
huh, whats wrong with hookers? Oh please dont tell me youre one of those drongos who cares whether people bang hookers or not whilst being a super stud himself pulling 8/10's everywhere he goes (although last point is irrelevant to how stupid your original point is).
this ^^. timmy knows. Its not like its hard to pull a non hooker. Just being white gets a lot of girls in your bedroom pretty much within first 15 mins of chatting. But nothing wrong with a hooker every now and again.
we'll see.
haha yeh will sort it out 
haha probs. she was super computer savy closing chrome, right clicking desktop, clicking refresh, going back onto chrome and thinking that refreshed the webpage lol
why not? not like im chatting to them much...its just w.e (was drunk when she added ldo)
ta
we'll see.
Last edited by Burnss; 02-06-2015 at 01:51 PM.
02-06-2015
, 04:07 PM
02-06-2015
, 05:11 PM
Quote:
huh, whats wrong with hookers? Oh please dont tell me youre one of those drongos who cares whether people bang hookers or not whilst being a super stud himself pulling 8/10's everywhere he goes (although last point is irrelevant to how stupid your original point is).
02-07-2015
, 04:14 PM
02-15-2015
, 11:54 AM
lol wiz
haha you mind pm'n your other account? cant really think of whos chatted **** to me on here regularly
So i havent really done much this week. Went to a bar one week to play pool. Ended up betting with some chick whoever wins gets a back massage. Ofc i ended up winning so took her back to my place but unfortunately i ran out of condoms. But that didnt stop her trying to **** me about 5x even after i kept telling her no (im classing this as me getting raped by the way xD). Felt quite bad because her husband is a regular at the bar (i dont talk to him) and theyve been together for years but that night he wasnt there and she decided to cheat on him. She did say she would "take care of everything in the morning" but didnt want to risk it. Especially after this one time where i picked up a girl from a hooker crackden of a bar (amazingly she said i didnt have to pay, not sure if she was an actual hooker or just goes because her friends go. Havent seen her there since) and she woke me up at 8am begging me to make her pregnant because she wanted a white baby to take back to her province. This literally went on for about 3 hours and i nearly said yes to make her stfu. Whats worrying is that she thought if you had sex without protection it was 100% success rate to get pregnant. Guessing SexEd is not a thing in this country lol So yeh, must stack up on supplies beforehand to stop this happening.
Supposed to go on a date tomorrow with some girl from tinder. Shes pretty hot but she seems more like the relationship type and i dont really want that so might bail. not sure yet
To those i gave freerolls too, i said i would be starting sunday but i was too hungover to play that day so i decided to start from monday. If ya'll got problems take it to NVG.
Starting to enjoy playing again so hopefully will play more than 24 hours this week and will try hit 30hours. hopefully i can have a strong finish in the second half of the month
hands:
CALL EVERYTHING.
lol from both of us i guess
Also: sherGOAT villa manager
So i havent really done much this week. Went to a bar one week to play pool. Ended up betting with some chick whoever wins gets a back massage. Ofc i ended up winning so took her back to my place but unfortunately i ran out of condoms. But that didnt stop her trying to **** me about 5x even after i kept telling her no (im classing this as me getting raped by the way xD). Felt quite bad because her husband is a regular at the bar (i dont talk to him) and theyve been together for years but that night he wasnt there and she decided to cheat on him. She did say she would "take care of everything in the morning" but didnt want to risk it. Especially after this one time where i picked up a girl from a hooker crackden of a bar (amazingly she said i didnt have to pay, not sure if she was an actual hooker or just goes because her friends go. Havent seen her there since) and she woke me up at 8am begging me to make her pregnant because she wanted a white baby to take back to her province. This literally went on for about 3 hours and i nearly said yes to make her stfu. Whats worrying is that she thought if you had sex without protection it was 100% success rate to get pregnant. Guessing SexEd is not a thing in this country lol So yeh, must stack up on supplies beforehand to stop this happening.
Supposed to go on a date tomorrow with some girl from tinder. Shes pretty hot but she seems more like the relationship type and i dont really want that so might bail. not sure yet
To those i gave freerolls too, i said i would be starting sunday but i was too hungover to play that day so i decided to start from monday. If ya'll got problems take it to NVG.
Starting to enjoy playing again so hopefully will play more than 24 hours this week and will try hit 30hours. hopefully i can have a strong finish in the second half of the month
hands:
CALL EVERYTHING.
Poker Stars, $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #34938551
Hero (BB): $746.07 (186.5 bb)
CO: $400 (100 bb)
BTN: $486.84 (121.7 bb)
SB: $402 (100.5 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BB with J
2
CO folds, BTN raises to $8, SB folds, Hero calls $4
Flop: ($18) K Q J
(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $12.37, Hero calls $12.37
Turn: ($42.74) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $29.87, Hero calls $29.87
River: ($102.48) 3
(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $96.16, Hero calls $96.16
Results: $294.80 pot ($1.25 rake)
Final Board: K Q J 4 3
Hero showed J 2 and won $293.55 ($147.15 net)
BTN showed 6 7 and lost (-$146.40 net)
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #34938551
Hero (BB): $746.07 (186.5 bb)
CO: $400 (100 bb)
BTN: $486.84 (121.7 bb)
SB: $402 (100.5 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BB with J
2CO folds, BTN raises to $8, SB folds, Hero calls $4
Flop: ($18) K
Q J (2 players)Hero checks, BTN bets $12.37, Hero calls $12.37
Turn: ($42.74) 4
(2 players)Hero checks, BTN bets $29.87, Hero calls $29.87
River: ($102.48) 3
(2 players)Hero checks, BTN bets $96.16, Hero calls $96.16
Results: $294.80 pot ($1.25 rake)
Final Board: K
Q J 4 3 Hero showed J
2 and won $293.55 ($147.15 net)BTN showed 6
7 and lost (-$146.40 net)Poker Stars, $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 2 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #34938541
Hero (BB): $771.87 (193 bb)
SB: $403.75 (100.9 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BB with Q K
SB raises to $10.08, Hero raises to $34, SB calls $23.92
Flop: ($68) J Q 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets $33.75, Hero calls $33.75
Turn: ($135.50) A (2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets $84.50, Hero calls $84.50
River: ($304.50) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets $251.50 and is all-in, Hero calls $251.50
Results: $807.50 pot ($0.50 rake)
Final Board: J Q 9 A 7
Hero showed Q K and won $807 ($403.25 net)
SB showed 7 8 and lost (-$403.75 net)
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #34938541
Hero (BB): $771.87 (193 bb)
SB: $403.75 (100.9 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BB with Q
KSB raises to $10.08, Hero raises to $34, SB calls $23.92
Flop: ($68) J
Q 9 (2 players)Hero checks, SB bets $33.75, Hero calls $33.75
Turn: ($135.50) A
(2 players)Hero checks, SB bets $84.50, Hero calls $84.50
River: ($304.50) 7
(2 players)Hero checks, SB bets $251.50 and is all-in, Hero calls $251.50
Results: $807.50 pot ($0.50 rake)
Final Board: J
Q 9 A 7 Hero showed Q
K and won $807 ($403.25 net)SB showed 7
8 and lost (-$403.75 net)lol from both of us i guess
Poker Stars, $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 2 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #34938531
Hero (SB): $778.88 (194.7 bb)
BB: $400 (100 bb)
Preflop: Hero is SB with 5 T
Hero raises to $10, BB raises to $37.20, Hero calls $27.20
Flop: ($74.40) K 4 K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $26, BB calls $26
Turn: ($126.40) 5 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks
River: ($126.40) K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $125.90, BB raises to $336.80 and is all-in, Hero calls $210.90
Results: $800 pot ($0.50 rake)
Final Board: K 4 K 5 K
Hero showed 5 T and won $799.50 ($399.50 net)
BB showed Q A and lost (-$400 net)
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #34938531
Hero (SB): $778.88 (194.7 bb)
BB: $400 (100 bb)
Preflop: Hero is SB with 5
THero raises to $10, BB raises to $37.20, Hero calls $27.20
Flop: ($74.40) K
4 K (2 players)BB checks, Hero bets $26, BB calls $26
Turn: ($126.40) 5
(2 players)BB checks, Hero checks
River: ($126.40) K
(2 players)BB checks, Hero bets $125.90, BB raises to $336.80 and is all-in, Hero calls $210.90
Results: $800 pot ($0.50 rake)
Final Board: K
4 K 5 K Hero showed 5
T and won $799.50 ($399.50 net)BB showed Q
A and lost (-$400 net)Poker Stars, $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 3 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #34938521
BB: $468.60 (117.2 bb)
Hero (BTN): $414.83 (103.7 bb)
SB: $410.92 (102.7 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BTN with T 8
Hero raises to $9.24, SB folds, BB raises to $34, Hero calls $24.76
Flop: ($70) 6 9 A (2 players)
BB bets $34.37, Hero calls $34.37
Turn: ($138.74) Q (2 players)
BB bets $83.86, Hero calls $83.86
River: ($306.46) 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $262.60, BB calls $262.60
Results: $831.66 pot ($1.25 rake)
Final Board: 6 9 A Q 6
BB showed 9 9 and won $830.41 ($415.58 net)
Hero showed T 8 and lost (-$414.83 net)
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #34938521
BB: $468.60 (117.2 bb)
Hero (BTN): $414.83 (103.7 bb)
SB: $410.92 (102.7 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BTN with T
8Hero raises to $9.24, SB folds, BB raises to $34, Hero calls $24.76
Flop: ($70) 6
9 A (2 players)BB bets $34.37, Hero calls $34.37
Turn: ($138.74) Q
(2 players)BB bets $83.86, Hero calls $83.86
River: ($306.46) 6
(2 players)BB checks, Hero bets $262.60, BB calls $262.60
Results: $831.66 pot ($1.25 rake)
Final Board: 6
9 A Q 6 BB showed 9
9 and won $830.41 ($415.58 net)Hero showed T
8 and lost (-$414.83 net)Poker Stars, $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #34938511
MP: $632 (158 bb)
CO: $737.48 (184.4 bb)
Hero (BTN): $429.39 (107.3 bb)
SB: $470.70 (117.7 bb)
BB: $400 (100 bb)
UTG: $439.20 (109.8 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BTN with Q Q
3 folds, Hero raises to $9.24, SB calls $7.24, BB calls $5.24
Flop: ($27.72) 3 J 8 (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $18.57, SB raises to $44, BB folds, Hero raises to $120, SB calls $76
Turn: ($267.72) K (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $100, SB raises to $341.46 and is all-in, Hero calls $200.15 and is all-in
River: ($868.02) J (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Results: $868.02 pot ($2.80 rake)
Final Board: 3 J 8 K J
Hero showed Q Q and won $865.22 ($435.83 net)
SB showed 8 7 and lost (-$429.39 net)
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #34938511
MP: $632 (158 bb)
CO: $737.48 (184.4 bb)
Hero (BTN): $429.39 (107.3 bb)
SB: $470.70 (117.7 bb)
BB: $400 (100 bb)
UTG: $439.20 (109.8 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BTN with Q
Q3 folds, Hero raises to $9.24, SB calls $7.24, BB calls $5.24
Flop: ($27.72) 3
J 8 (3 players)SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $18.57, SB raises to $44, BB folds, Hero raises to $120, SB calls $76
Turn: ($267.72) K
(2 players)SB checks, Hero bets $100, SB raises to $341.46 and is all-in, Hero calls $200.15 and is all-in
River: ($868.02) J
(2 players, 2 are all-in)Results: $868.02 pot ($2.80 rake)
Final Board: 3
J 8 K J Hero showed Q
Q and won $865.22 ($435.83 net)SB showed 8
7 and lost (-$429.39 net)Poker Stars, $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 2 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #34938501
BB: $507.83 (127 bb)
Hero (SB): $580.96 (145.2 bb)
Preflop: Hero is SB with 9 Q
Hero raises to $12, BB raises to $41.40, Hero calls $29.40
Flop: ($82.80) T 2 4 (2 players)
BB bets $41.15, Hero calls $41.15
Turn: ($165.10) 5 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $82.30, BB calls $82.30
River: ($329.70) 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $416.11 and is all-in, BB calls $342.98
Results: $1,015.66 pot ($0.50 rake)
Final Board: T 2 4 5 6
BB showed A K and lost (-$507.83 net)
Hero showed 9 Q and won $1,015.16 ($507.33 net)
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #34938501
BB: $507.83 (127 bb)
Hero (SB): $580.96 (145.2 bb)
Preflop: Hero is SB with 9
QHero raises to $12, BB raises to $41.40, Hero calls $29.40
Flop: ($82.80) T
2 4 (2 players)BB bets $41.15, Hero calls $41.15
Turn: ($165.10) 5
(2 players)BB checks, Hero bets $82.30, BB calls $82.30
River: ($329.70) 6
(2 players)BB checks, Hero bets $416.11 and is all-in, BB calls $342.98
Results: $1,015.66 pot ($0.50 rake)
Final Board: T
2 4 5 6 BB showed A
K and lost (-$507.83 net)Hero showed 9
Q and won $1,015.16 ($507.33 net)Also: sherGOAT villa manager
Last edited by Burnss; 02-15-2015 at 12:05 PM.
02-19-2015
, 12:40 PM
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