Poooh... Felt like sprinting 800m for my life... Now calmed down...


Bankroll= 3278$...


Edit : i ****ing love this **** so much, lol

Yeah...
Looks like the biggest day i ever played on my own dime today (its past 0 o'clock here)

Im firing all satellites to 109$ and 1050$ FLO8, of course everyone to the Stud8, which is my best variant out of all of them.
And ofc all satellites to the 22$, 109$ and 530$ PLO, too.

There are already direct satellites to the 1050$ 8game on saturday in the client... Aint nothing to it but tob do it

Had a 1$ PLO spin and go regged, but didnt fill up... Nearly unregged, because i wanted to head to bed, but thought.. nah...
Might be a huge one incoming...
And i got 50$ in that one, and shipped it for 40$

Thats a very good sign for today
Let the games begin...

12 hours, until the war of this week will peak
And i'll bust every geek with a leak
Until i hit my huge winning streak
On cost of all suckers who're so weak
Tongue in cheek,...
I promise, i will go deep
Never back down, im not cheap
Keep firing it all, until i'll go steep

Sweet rhymes.

it is very handy but what you are talking about is a cellphone mate nobody outside of germany calls it a handy. Well maybe austrian people do I dont know and qite honestly i don not want to know! these damn Austrians!

Oh, ya... Someone told me that many years ago, and i forgot it, haha. Thanks for reminding me.


Been an extremly long day with terrible runs in FLO8 and PLO satellites, and i didnt get into the 109$ Stud8.

But i won a seat in an 11$ satellite to the 1050$ Stud8, and finally ran good in a 1k.
Managed to get into the money being 8th of 9 left, and have 1883$ locked up. If i double up once, id be 4th place...

Game continues on saturday.
With my 5.2 bigbets left, i can still find some folds on 4th or even 5th street, and as soon as one player busts, level times will be 20 minutes.


Time for a day off now, aside of a single 11$ to 1050$ 8game. Would be so sick to play two 1ks on saturday


Bankroll = 4596$ (including the min-cash, ofc)

Let's go!

Yeah buddy....


Zero days off, hahaha

One flip away from 109$ 6card PLO, but made it into the 33$ event.

Lost it in standard spot with the nuts on the turn - where we got it in - with only 43% equity there...

Could write at least one book about 6card PLO after this day... Flop top-set, wrap plus two backdoor flushdraws on rainbow flop, lose anyway...

Lost some today, but already regged all games for tomorrow, and still +4400$ atm.

Am currently watching a 1k stud8 SCOOP final table from few years ago, with one of our big stacks, and cannot believe what i just witness...

That dude would lose about 7-10 big bets over 100 hands in full ring cash-games easily, where id win ~4...

Back in the golden days, i used to grind Stud8 at all stakes from 0.25c/0.50c to 10$/20$, and had streaks of 10 and more winning days in a row, if only looking at Stud8 cash.

People just dont understand how bad Razz hands - like 26-8 rainbow - are in Stud hi lo, not to mention those who bluff any Ace door card with a 9 T J Q or K in the basement from early position, or those who overplay low pairs of any sort that isnt connected, hiddenly suited, and super live with an ace or a lowcard...

And the worst are those who open their split-pairs like K9-K from early or middle position, with several low door cards, or often even an ace behind them. Thats never plus EV in chip value... Sometimes ICM and stack-sizes change that in MTTs, ofc...

The more shorthanded stud8 gets, the more value goes to high hands. But the playability is still with the Low/2way hands.

Very interesting. I think that if you play 3 lows they need to be somewhat connected and 5 or 6 high, right? Maybe you can raise a bad 3 low if behind you there are only high cards.

It's a shame that not many people play stud 8 nowadays. There is sometimes some traffic in ACR, maybe up to $40/80.

Thats about right, yeah.
456, 567 and 678 and one gapper are usually good, too. Always depending on the dead doorcards of others, ofc.



Long tough day...
Got into 109$ 8game and 55$ 5card PLO, went somewhat deep in both of them, but busted.
Cashed both low events of those, but nothing big. Missread board in 5.50$ 5card PLO where i lost 40bb, with 80bb left...


Started the 1k stud8 as 8th of 9, got a few half pots, and we've quickly just been 6 players left.
Then i bricked A2-35 with 3 highcards, and had to fold seventh street with just 0.12 small bets left... Guy behind me had 2.3 small bets left, but the rest was deeper.
Then i got two good hands for two splits again, and the guy behind me busted, giving me a +1k pay-jump...

With 1.52sb left, i completed Q5-A, and the bring-in with K2-2 put me all in...
I hit a queen, but he made a set of deuces, and i was out as 5th for 3247$.


Also made 7th in 11$ PLO 75% KOmania for 20$, plus 87$ bounties.


Bankroll = 5972$

Nice! Good start.

Won my first 3 satellites to 33$ to 530 PLO, 55$ PLO KOmania and 82$ horse in my first bullets, but busted all of them with just one min bounty...

Ran extremly bad in PLO8 satellites, permanently losing 49% three way and such...
Must admit i played terrible with my last bullets.

Had a big stack in the 11$ PLO8, but got it in 4way in a high variance spot where i had the odds to call off on a bloated flop.

Likely taking tomorrow off, because its only 5card PLO8.


Bankroll = 5665$

Been playing several dozens of 75cents spin and goes, after a having about a dozen drinks with two friends elsewhere, and won a 22$ ticket for the 22$ PLO tomorrow. Aside of about a dozen 2.20$ tickets.

Dont ask me about the 11$ satellite bubbled to 109$ 5card PLO8...


Tomorrow will be huge.
Playing every satellite to 22$ PLO pko to have two entries, to the 215$ PLO pko, as well as to the 55$ FL 2-7 TD, and ofc the 215$ FL 2-7 TD, and all sats to 55$ and 530$ 6+ holdem there is, on top of that... (Still... All 11$ max buy-in)

And surely i will fire all 2-steps satellites to the 530$ PLO super tuesday, too.
Not much more fitting into the schedule...

This SCOOP, i mos def have more fun than a mentally challenged guy on MDMA in a petting-zoo... Those goats just trying to steel your corn outta ya pocket, anyway...


I have two ~450g Entrecote Steaks, and ten eggs from happy chicks at home (rib-eye, as my american friends would call it), and enough food, drinks and smokes to get by until thursday.
Might take a walk, or just sit on my balcony for an hour, but all focus is on tomorrow, and ofc the day after, with the PLO mystery bounty, and Razz, the bums and whales game...

I heard that there is a chicken in India who never loses a match of tic tac toe, If its allowed to make the first move...
I think i could teach that chicken to beat Razz 11$ SCOOP within a week...

Man when i was teaching my brother omaha h/l it was so hard to get him to stop overplaying one way hands. People just dont get how bad it is to only play for half a pot in a split pot game.

In 215$ PLO pko with Lex Veldhuis on my table

22$ PLO, 215$ PLO, 215$ FL 2-7 TD, 55$ 6+ holdem... All ****ing busted, mostly vs inbred monkeys like my AA vs KTs for a freaking 280bb pot, where pissface called it off in 6+ holdem preflop...ofc that fkn **** flops nutstr8...

Bubbled two 215$ 2-7 satellites, and 3 times lost no2 vs no1...(Second nuts vs nuts)

Lost aces vs double suited crap for huge chiplead in 22$ to 2100$ PLO, and just to make it funny, i lost AA25ds vs 35JJss on final table bubble of 5bucks NLO8 hyper...

But hey, i could save the day with the 11$ to 1050$ Razz... Chipleader with 19 left, until monkeys called down their ****ing **** to suck out, over and over...

I cannot believe the **** ive seen...

There will be a ****ing war today, because i wont accept this **** anymore.
PLO mystery bounty and Razz will make my ****ing day, while i'll kill everyone on my way


Bankroll = 5036$

Just randomly saw a thread by a nick that I recognize. I really hope you make it. That being said, you might want to do some thinking on how to handle your emotions while playing cards. Losing a hand seems to turn push you into tantrum quite often.


See you at the razz tables tonight.

Day 1 of SCOOP = im on a carnivore diet, Not drinking caffeine or Smoking Weed.

Day 3 of SCOOP = just adding energy drinks without sugar, and a spliff when done.

Day 5 of SCOOP = why not have a glass of wine after playing, and **** the diet

Day 7 of SCOOP = oooh i won smth...


To be continued...

Day 9 of SCOOP = okay, lets pop some adhd pills for playing.. I got them from my doctor.
I do have add when i dont 4-table, so why not....
why not not, if the only reason you find is why not...

Day 11 of SCOOP = i can have a beer while playing, need to balance my meds...
Why not smoke a doobey after all those badbeats... I need some whisky for winding down after sessions...


To be continued...

Today = why not lose huge chiplead in 11$ to 109$ FLHE and 55$ to 530$ PLO thursday thrill on the exact bubble... It was sooo funny yesterday making exact bubble of 320$ PLO, where an ambitious mouthbreather called of AK23 vs pot, call, and repot of me, just to hit a one outter Ace on the flop... It was so funny when i double bubbled the 215$ FL 2-7 TD, i Just wanted to repeat that moment... That feeling, to make sure im not dead inside, yet...


One might say that firing 8-12 bullets in 5.50$ and 11$ satellites to 320$ to 1050$ events is maybe a tiny bit too much/high for a $5k roll,... - regs have been joking about my re-entries a lot already - but those are the people who complain about 5cents more per liter of gasoline, or why milk just went up 10cents per liter... **** all of them, and their pity way to play a series, seriously. We'll see who's coming out on top within two weeks

I calculated the rest of the series, and will definitely end it with a bit above $1k, if i bust every single one of them until the end...

And i'm very gratefull and happy about that, because i still wont have to grind 0.55$ satellites to the 5.50$ 8game.

400 max bullets (11$) left, and three PLO highrollers, tree PLO Main Events, tray horse and 3 8games are still left.
Not to mention the NL 2-7 SD side events tomorrow, and the real ones on 21th...
Thats where i got my SCOOP badge from..

Tho, i have a feeling that i'll ship a Stud hi Event in monday.
Its the most complex poker Game that exists, which needs extrem focus and reading skills, and i wont Play anything elseaside of those in monday. That tre fiddy Score in stud8 just triggered me to Put in max bullets, focus and luck into the Stud Hi ones on monday

Regarding my chat-game... I am banned for a week.

When talking about my mental game, i Just close my windows as soon as i get close to the first satellite bubble... What im typing is literally just like about 16.7% of what im moaning about verbally...

The stupidly sad thing about it is that i nearly exclusively insulted people in chat in Games that i hate... Im 99% cool in all PLO hi, horse and 8game MTTs... Just dont Sheet where you eat, could be a half-assed try of an excuse..


I dont think twice - thats my only advice - when it comes to posting on this forum...

Stay tough, be real

**** me rich

Both been full tilt nicknames of me...

And i told Pokerstars about that in detail, hence why i can Talk about it freely.

No satellites to 22$ and 215 NL 2-7 SD side Event in the schedule yet, but rest assured, theyll be there with me playing, same as Donald Trump in Idaho, just sayin....

True heroism is minutes, hours, weeks, year upon year of the quiet, precise, judicious exercise of probity and care - with no one there to see or cheer... This is the world

The man who knows his limitations, has none

There are two young fish swimming along and they meet an older fish swimming the other way, who nods at them, and says "how is the water", and the two other fish swim on a bit, and the eventually one of them looks at the other one and asks "what the hell is water"...