So I'm sitting here in my hotel in Nottingham for the UKIPT and Marc (Rowniwn) and Kev (Torino2000) are asleep, so I have decided it was about time I made one of these threads...

Goals for the next week

- Use my Irish accent to good use and get at least one ride. [ ]
- Convince Marc to do in excess of 10 Jaggers tonight. [ ]
- Not let Marc win another game of Fifa for the week. [ ]
- Not to be still be drunk when play starts tomorrow. [ ]
- Ask someone on the turn of a rainbow board, do they have a FD. [ ]
- Convince the table, I'm Phil Helmuths illegitimate love child. [ ]
- Finally shex the Welsh girl who's taken the piss a few times. [ ]
- Eat a full chicken at Nandos. [ ]
- Troll bakinc00kies some more. [ ]
- Not lose more than my net-worth in credit card roulette. [ ]
- Win the UKIPT

Updates to come, and if anyone can think of anything appropriate to add to the list, let me know....

I will mark you chances of achieving all of your goals.

- Use my Irish accent to good use and get at least one ride. [ ] 8.4/10 cant come to england and this not happen

- Convince Marc to do in access of 10 Jaggers tonight. [ ] 8.7/10 ez game

- Not let Marc win another game of Fifa for the week. [ ] 5.4/10 he is a determined german

- Not to be still be drunk when play starts tomorrow. [ ] 3.3/10 prob will be at least a little drunk hopefully not same state as galway!

- Ask someone on the turn of a rainbow board, do they have a FD. [ ] 10/10 will be dissapointed if you dont get this one

- Convince the table, I'm Phil Helmuths illegitimate love child. [ ] 1.1/10 gl with that

- Finally shex the Welsh girl who's taken the piss a few times. [ ] 6.1/10 butbetter chance if marc takes the grenade

- Eat a full chicken at Nandos. [ ] 3/10 do you even like chicken??

- Troll bakinc00kies some more. [ ] 9.1/10 will defo be done

- Not lose more than my net-worth in credit card roulette. [ ] 8.4/10 defo a longshot but cant rule it out

- Win the UKIPT 8.5/10 id say you are top 1% of the field and i head the bookies have you as favourite!

gl at the tables hero

Just to confirm, Marc did at least 10 shots tonight... No ride though