Good luck this evening mate, if you're going to start balling around like that you need to get the hours in and make them count! I guess £85 a head with alcohol and service isn't too horrendous, would you recommend it? I haven't been but I love steaks.

Play 25NL FR online is obviously the way to pay for all this degeneracy

Coach him at mixed games LDO and go play the 150/300 at the Vic

Ended up going to Fabric on Saturday which was an absolute disaster

Basically its the biggest Dance Club in London; suffice to say its had a bunch of problems with drug use over the years.

Its been recently shut-down and re-opened, and its been in the news about having a stricter drugs policy. On their website it says "Fabric has a zero drugs policy, if you are caught you will be banned for life and reported to the police."

Tl;dr I got caught by a bouncer at the door (with my driving license scanned before entry). They took it off me and basically Iwas too stunned to ask what will happen next. Worst case I guess I get a caution (which will go on my criminal record for 5 years) and absolute best-case they dont bother reporting it - obviously hoping/praying the latter.

Not exactly the ideal time to grind £1/£2 after all that, but so I did mainly to just get my mind off this pretty horrendous situation.

Most of it played out 5-7 handed which was ideal for me; managed to get a pretty nice run of hands going but ultimately made only about £100 after some grim spots and the main guy starting to lock up.

Few hhs...all at The Empire

Hand #1 - Vs Spud who saw basicaly every flop, mainly limping pre (I even saw him limp in with AKs)

2 limps inc V in CO, guy whos basically never raised makes if £7, I 3b AhAc to £35 in the SB, CO calls HU.

Flop 8s6c4c Pot £80 I bet £55 he calls pretty quickly
Turn 9s Pot £190 I bet £125 he calls pretty quickly again
River Js Pot £340 I check he goes all in pretty quick for £450, hero?

Hand #2 - Vs randomer who seemed "ok"

Open Q9cc £10 MP, BTN flats BB flat.

Flop Ac8c6c Pot £30 xx I bet £25 BTN flats HU.
Turn 2s Pot £80 I bet £60 BTN calls
River 4d Pot £200, remaining stack 340 hero?

glgl, law run good appreciated

just banned for life imo

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How tf you get caught?

lol full fabric story pls

Plenty of other places to go to bro

+1

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Bouncer took your licence off you or your druks? I'm guessing you got caught w possession because i doubt seccies can prove your drug use just because you look cooked?

Full story pls +1

OP got caught with enough modafinil in his shoe to keep a Singaporean high school class going for a month but will likely get let off once the narcs realise it's nothing more sinister than a smart drug taken to assist OP with pulling off his intricate dance moves.

Modafinil is glorified coffee. It's not exactly even illegal as far as I know.

Probably doesn't look good carrying it into Fabric in any real quantity though. Doubt the bouncers have pharmacology or chemistry degrees and are already working a pretty stressful job before arguing about this kind of stuff.


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Yeah I was surprised too, bouncers don't **** around though and this was some seriously weapons grade ****.

#PrayForOP

He'll be playing 1 cigarette / 2 cigarette in no time.


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Marvellous.

Haha nightmare, how much and was it MD or coke, or both?!


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Going with MDMA but yes curious as to how you got caught

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It seems to be one of those drugs for which - in the UK specifically - possession in itself is not illegal, but the user requires a doctor's prescription. If the police weren't called while OP was there, I guess he might receive a letter/phone call from them eventually. Pretty ****ty situation.

I'd be amazed to see a bouncer report this, unless you had some huge haul on you they can't be bothered and will throw it away.

The DL scanner is just an age verification thing, you'll be fine op.

If it's of interest to anyone I've ordered it online a couple times (generic moda from India) with no prescription and it got through customs seamlessly ¯\_(ツ)_/¯