big fold bro wat u have?

****** rigged

Busted out shoving KJ with 3 big blinds and getting called by 98 in the big blind. He hit all the eights in the deck and we finished 6th. Blinds were going up every 7mins and everyone was pretty low on BB.



I was just timebanking in the small blind so the blinds would go up next hand. Had garbage.

Only get half a girl for that effort.

Results 2/28: +$1720

Played a bunch of tourneys today again and more 200nl. Played ok. Won a little bit at the cash games. I should probably just stop playing tourneys and just focus on cash but tourneys are just too much damn fun.

Thanks. Yeah you gotta mix it up to keep your opponents guessing.

I almost listened to you and just busted myself back down to 50nl or 100nl to just grind grind grind. Admittedly your advice is solid. And if I was playing 50 or 100nl I would be able to just put in more volume and not really sweat the results at all. Tourneys are such a crapshoot I really shouldn't be playing them. And 200nl is too big for my bankroll. It makes it harder to put in lots of volume because I have to be in the right headspace to handle the variance.

Maybe tomorrow I will just stick to cash games or maybe just fire one or two tourneys instead of just firing every tourney over $50.

Thanks. I'm happy with 6th. Would have been happier with more though for sure =D.

Just seed money for more tourneys bro. And I'll take the top half I guess. Boobies!

You could get another job and bank over $1000 a week and put it all towards the live roll. Within 3 months you will have a roll for 2/5 live.

nice bink, the lucky 7's and crazy 8's tournaments end up with avg stack of 10-15bb once you hit the money and it can be even lower by the ft. terrible tournaments to play

The fact that you couldn't make it in the golden age means you should just give up on this degen game. I am a millionaire and have a 30BB winrate online. The fact is even if became pro I would make less than I make on my job not even taking into account health benefits, retirement plan or my sizable gift I get every year. As a result, even as a 30bb winning player i restrict myself to playing poker 1 day of the week.

If you spent your energy reading some books and improving yourself you could get much farther than you ever can with poker while at the same time doing something useful for society.

You can basically ignore that last post, he's an idiot.

Thanks. Yeah I think I had like 25bb when I had the chip lead for a few minutes. Lost a pot with AT<A9 before the ft and just kind of folded my way to 6th after that. Tournaments are a crap shoot anyways I don't mind upping the variance to 11.

Yeah but do you have a pack of hot tatted up chicks that you smoke blunts with in the back of your van??

30bb winrate? Lol. Do you bumhunt micro games heads up? Have you played only 100 hands? If you could make 30bb/100 at the highest stakes online you'd be making tens of thousands of dollars per hour. No one cares if you make 30bb/100 over a small sample at micro games heads up. Also do yourself a favor and never say or write out "I am a millionaire" again. No one cares, it makes you sound like a douche-bag. You don't have to be a millionaire for me to listen to your advice.

What makes you think I don't read books and improve myself and do something useful for society? Read the whole thread knucklehead. And I did make it in the golden age, I've only worked a few years of my life, I was 16 when I started playing poker. I just was more focused on smoking pot and getting laid back then.



Too late. =D

Put A Bow On It!

Hero UTG+2 ($198) QQ
Villain BB ($194) A6os

Utg+1 opens to $5 we 3bet to 16, both blinds and utg+1 call.

Flop ($60) 843sxx

Checks to us and we bet 20, both blinds call utg+1 folds.

Turn ($120) 5s

Checks to us we bet 80, sb folds, bb calls.

River ($280) Tx

He checks we put him all-in for his last $78 and he calls with A6 high. Put a bow on it, that's a giftwrapped stack! 2nd hand of the session, just started.

He put you on AK

HAHAHAHHAHA ****ing pwned lmao

ShellPoker confirmed 5NL crusher

your not telling the full story or are telling bs. How old are you? Do you own real estate?
You have a job which tells us your a peasant like the rest of us. Just get a van like op with some tatted chicks and your set. live a little.

As a millionaire..

...you made an additional $73.60 in the past month...

...playing 5nl, because 5nlz is too hard.

So you are now millionaire+$73.60. That's nice. Congratulations.

Rick has a mechanic. Rick pays him cash for the van heater to be fixed. Rick turns on the heater. The girls come running. Rick gets stoned and lays in the van with 4 tatted up girls.

Having read the three posts you made in the last week I can see that you are coming into new money. I can also sense that you will not maintain it. The attitude you project is fear, not confidence, and scared money...well, you know the rest.

Also GFYITA.

Holy **** you should just abandon the shellpoker account and start new lmao

You're like the meme with the nerdy guy complaining about a beautiful girl because of her elbows

Results 2/29: -$100

Streaming now. In the money in the $270 monster stack with 170k chips (9th in chips currently). 49 left 16k up top. 3k/6k blinds. Also got 4 tables of 200nl open doing well there so far too.

Results 3/1: +$385

Finished 16th again. AQ<TT. One of these times I'm gonna win.

Nothing is guaranteed.
I'd be grateful your running on a good side of variance so far since your not going to cash 85% the time in mtts. Your running hot like a hot tatted up chick.

run like you're tatted up.

Results 3/6: -$320

Played a handful of tourneys and 200nl for about 6 hours. No cashes, I think I won a small amount at 200nl.

I went to San Diego for a work conference this past week. Very picturesque location right on the water. It was more like a vacation then a work trip in my mind. I met a lot of different people from a lot of different countries. Romania, Malaysia, New Zealand, etc. So I've probably got COVID-19 corona virus now . It was a fun trip, got put up in a hotel. Got a free drink ticket at the event which of course prompted me to buy a couple more beers. Then the CEO took a few of us out to eat with a smart famous scientist at a really fancy restaurant. I ordered the cheapest thing on the menu which was a bowl of soup because I didn't want to impose. Also while at the conference the CEO and the VP saw me taking some photos and videos with my camera and asked me about it and I told them I could shoot video and do graphic overlay. So now I think I'm going to be taking some videos and editing them to demonstrate our products. Let's hope I do a good job and don't embarrass myself!

View from the restaurant.


I have some other pics of some sailboats and stuff that I took on my camera which I'll upload and post later.

Final table of the $215 50k guaranteed ignition right now. I'm player 305, streaming right now. 10.6k up top.