Sick graph boss

Why do you just want to make 10k at plo4? Surely should aim higher?

Is there live plo where you are? I live in *LARGE AMERICAN CITY* and I/my friends in other cities all win ~150/hr at 5/5 live plo4 1k abi.

I played a bunch of live plo5 recently and I think I could make some insane amount at 10/10 in 2024 but NGL I'd rather just play 6m NLHE on my PC.

YO. CHOSE 10K BECAUSE WOULD MEAN LESS HOURS PLAYING THE GAME LOLZ. DNO IF I CBF EVEN GOING THRU WITH 10K TBH.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------



JANUARY DIDN'T MAKE A WHOLE LOT. TOTAL PLAYING TIME JUST 60 HOURS, WAS TRYING OUT RETIREMENT LOL.

TOTAL +1000 USD PLUS SMALL AMOUNT OF RB. WASN'T PLAYING MY NORMAL GAMES, ABOUT 50% OF VOLUME IS ZOOM ON POKERSTARS.




WENT TO ONE OF THE ISLANDS HERE IN THE PHILIPPINES. ITS CALLED BORACAY ISLAND, REALLY NICE BEACHES..QUITE PLEASANT DURING THE DAY TIME THERE. NIGHT SCENE A LITTLE MORE DULL THAN IM USED TO BUT WAS STILL OK.

HAVE A FRIEND COMING INTO MANILA TOMORROW NIGHT, WILL GO OUT NEXT FEW NIGHTS THEN PROB GET BACK TO NORMAL GRIND SCHED AND MAKE SOME REAL MONEY AGAIN.

Yea I get it I "retired" from poker back in September and started a beauty supply company with my gf: https://www.instagram.com/daniel_d_d...Q5ZDc2ODk2ZA==

https://www.instagram.com/s/aGlnaGxp...E1MWVjZGVmZQ==

Instagram is a much more fun app than pokerbros. There's just tons of down time and she does all the work anyway.

I played a ton live in January...really started to lose my mind from all the obnoxious fish and haven't played in a week.

Boracay is dope and when I was on vacation playing 18man SnGs I decided to go full-time poker cause it was such a good experience.

VERY NICE MAN. SOME GOOD PHOTOS IN THERE.

YSA I THINK FOR ME LIVEPOKER IS CAPPPED AT ABOUT 5 HOURSS A WEEK. IF I GO OVER THAT I START TO QUESTION WTF AM I DOING WITH MY TIME. FOR ONLINE THE SAME THING HAPPENS BUT ITS A BIT MORE THAN 5 HOURS A WEEK. ITS SAD BUT I JUST CANT DO THOSE MARATHON SESSIONS ANYMORE. I DONT HAVE THE MOTIVATION RIGHT NOW.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2iHW...E1MWVjZGVmZQ== I spent like twice as many hours by the pool at commerce as I did playing poker in January lmfao

Last week I was playing 5/5 NL with this 21yo Asian-American pro and he said he was 27 hours into his session. He was totally alert playing normally talking to his friends on the phone like probably winning 80/hr just being there. I was like "damn I miss those days". I can't do it at all but I'm going to work with a mindset coach cause some really big games run in LA and LV. I'll probably make a pgc on an alt after I move out of Commerce and into a place with my gf next week.

It's right across the street from a Muay Thai gym so I'm gonna get cut af in 2024 as well. I honestly need to do boxing a ton while grinding to get my aggression out in a healthy way. I meditate everyday and eat healthy but it's just not enough I want to shoot guns and occasionally travel through my iPad and strangle the donk I'm playing lmao.

Damn this thread is enough to snap anyone back to reality about the 2024 poker dream. I mean OP obviously got dealt a bad hand physically and mentally but would be way better off paying prostitutes and driving Uber in the US. What a pathetic existence this is. Reminds me of that poker_noob guy

Oh I see he’s not even a US citizen. Maybe 43k/yr is good for an aging Australian sexpat but I don’t think so

HAHA SEEEETHE

DM ME FOR COACHING TRAMPLED ILL GET U OUT OF MICROSTAKES BRO. I PROMISE.

ajajajaj so entertaining!
trampled, i haven't really posted in like 10 years or so, but I'll make an exclusion for you. You are truly something special! First I thought that you've lost a roll to him, but then have reliased there's no way you are above microstakes. You have no *** idea how far off you are and how much he makes in life overall and it's none of your business. Get help or get lost!

dang i miss an old days 2p2...

Bro wut

Maybe OP isn’t necessarily the kind of guy I’d hang out with irl (and I’m sure he’d feel the same about me), but his schtick is entertaining and he doesn’t have weird meltdowns and attack people like poker_noob or limon do. To wander into his thread just to completely **** on him is insane lol

AHA CHEERS BROS.



FEBRUARY RESULTS. WON ABOUT 2K USD + RAKEBACK.
WON 450USD PLAYING LIVE ALSO.

IM GONNA RETIRE FROM PROFESSIONAL POKER. MY HEART JUST NOT IN IT ANYMORE. GG BOYS.



GRAPH SINCE I START THE THREAD. SOMEHANDS MISSING PROBABLY BUT THIS IS PRETTY MUCH AS ACCURATE AS I CAN SHOW.

ILL STILL POST IN THIS THREAD MONTHLY, LIKE ILL PROB STILL PLAY A LITTLE BIT...BUT DEF NOT GONNA GRIND 3+ HOURS A DAY ANYMORE.


- SOME KEY POINTS THAT I CAN REMEMBER HAPPENED DURING THIS BLOG OF MINE.

- EARLY IN, WHEN I JUST ARRIVED TO CAMBODIA. I WAS PLAYING 1 SITE CALLED LOTTOMATICA.IT, ITS AN ITALIAN SITE. CLOSED DOWN NOW. BUT I WAS ESSENTIALLY THE END BOSS OF THAT SITE. WOULD JUST SIT ALL THE TABLES AT 2/4 - 5/10 HUNL AND ALL REGS WOULD LEAVE. I WASN'T SUPER PREDATORY, BUT WOULD ALWAYS TAKE CONTROL OF THE LOBBY AT THE START OF SESSION. ONE TIME THIS NEW REG JOINED, HIS NAME WAS 'STOCKHUDSON'. HE WOULD STEAL MY TABLES EVERYDAY, THIS WENT ON FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS BUT AFTER A WHILE I START GETTING A LITTLE SAMPLE ON HIM, HIS BTN OPEN WAS ABOUT 55% AND 3BET 12%, OVERFOLDING HIS BB VS STEAL...SO I WAS LIKE OK LETS PLAY THIS ****ER....WE PLAYED 4 TABLES FOR ABOUT 7 DAYS IN A ROW AND I END UP WINNING CLOSE TO 25K EUROS + GOT A BUNCH OF RAKEBACK. WAS A REAL CONFIDENCE BOOST THAT REG WAR.

- WHEN THE BRAZILIAN CLUBS STARTED OPENING ON THE APPS, FIRST WAS PPP...THEY HAD HU TABLES ALL THE WAY UP TO 5/10 WITH NO/LITTLE REGS. SO I HAD BASICALLY THE WHOLE LOBBY TO MYSELF FOR ABOUT THE FIRST 4 TO 5 MONTHS. I MADE A LOT OFF THE SOUTH AMERICANS, PERU CLUB WAS NEXT. THEN THEY OPENED THE SUPREMA APP WITH BRAZIL CLUBS AND THAT WAS ALSO JUICY, AT LEAST AT THE BEGINNING. NOW ALL OF THESE CLUBS HAVE A LOT MORE REGS.

- RIGHT AFTER COVID FINISHED A BUNCH OF POKERBROS CLUBS POPPED UP THAT WEREN'T AFFILIATED TO ANY OF THE BIG UNIONS. I JOINED ALL OF THEM THE FIRST DAY THEY WERE AVAILABLE. THE GAMES WERE ALWAYS RING/6MAX STUFF...LIKE 100NL TO 400NL USUALLY, BUT NO REGS AT ALL LOL. SO WHAT WOULD HAPPEN WAS TABLES WOULD LITERALLY FILL UP WITH 5 WHALES AND ME LMAO. I WON A LOT ON THOSE ALSO.


- I USED TO SIT WINAMAX 100NL 5MAX TABLES. WOULD ALWAYS CONTROL THE LOBBY THERE AND START TABLES. GOT TO #1 SPOT ON THE SMARTHAND.COM HU LEADERBOARD WHICH I THOUGHT WAS LOL.

ANYWAYS, THATS IT. GG

gg

GG

Well played and happy retirement sir!

gg. show $ graph?

Salute.

Hoping for all good things in your future.

gg boss

gg, what are your plans for transitioning?

is this crypto pump influenced?

gg bro

I never cared for the HHs posts, please keep the degen stuff coming ��

YO WATSUP.

RETIREMENT LIFE IS EZ. ON DAYS THAT I PLAYED, I PLAYED LIKE ONLY 2 OR 3 HOURS. I SPEND MOST DAYS OUT IN THE SUN, IN THE EVENINGS CHILL AT HOME OR GO OUT TO TEH BARZ.

I STARTED PLAYING BADMINTON AGAIN, AND ALSO PADELBALL...I GUESS PADEL IS SIMILIAR TO PICKLEBALL. ALSO STARTED PLAYING CHESS. AND I HIRED 2 PEOPLE TO WORK FOR MY POKER AGENCY.

POKER RESULTS FOR MARCH IS +1.5KUSD +RAKEBACK ABOUT 350 - 400



NLH ONLY



PLO ONLY



------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

DEGEN ****. I WENT TO CEBU DURING THE FIRST WEEK OF THE MONTH. FIRST NIGHT WAS COMPLETE FAIL, LIKE WHO LET THE DOGS OUT 29 YEAR OLD WOMEN W 2 KIDS TYPE OF ****.
NEXT NIGHT WAS COMPLETE WIN, GAVE THE MANAGER LIKE 20 DOLLARS AND TOLD HER BRING ME THE MOST FUN LOVING SLUT WITH LIGHT SKIN AND BIG MILK, SHE BRINGS OVER THIS 18 YEAR OLD GIRL WHO FIT THE DESCRIPTION PRETTY WELL. I DRINK N MESS AROUND W HER TIL THE BAR CLOSES, EAT SOME JOLLIBEE THEN BACK TO THE HOTEL W HER. GOOD TIMES. SHE WANTED 3K PESO ($55USD), STAYED AT MY HOTEL TIL THE AFTERNOON AND LEFT. SOLID VALUE.

NEXT NIGHT DECIDED TO GO TO THE KTV'S. FIRST ONE WAS KING JTV (JAPAN STYLE KTV) USUALLY WHITE DUDES DON'T REALLY GO HERE, BUT THEY WERE PRETTY ACCOMODATING TO ME. I JUST PICK THE HOTTEST GIRL FROM THE LINEUP, SOLID 9/10. LIGHT SKIN, PRETTY FACE. 18 YEARS OLD. SHE WAS KINDA SHY THO SO PAID THE BILL AND LEFT. NEXT KTV WAS CALLED EAST PARIS KTV. GIRLS HERE WAY MORE SLUTTY. GIRLS NAME WAS WHISKY LOL, SAID SHE GOT THE NAME BECAUSE ITS HER FAVORITE DRINK...LOL OK SO I JUST ORDER A BUNCH OF WHISKY SHOTS, WE DRINK IN THE PRIVATE ROOM AND MESS AROUND, I TRY TO **** HER IN THERE BUT NO DICE, HAD TO WAIT TIL THE KTV CLOSE AT 4AM AND TAKE HER BACK TO HOTEL. SHE WANTED 6K PESO, SLIGHTLY HOTTER THAN THE GIRL THE NIGHT BEFORE SO IDM.

BACK IN MANILA USUALLY MY GOTO SPOT IS BURGOS STREET, HOWEVER I DON'T REALLY BARFINE ANY OF THE GIRLS THERE, THEY JUST AREN'T THAT HOT, AND THEY ALWAYS OVERCHARGE (SOME GIRLS LIKE 7/10 QUOTED ME LIKE 12K PESO) ITS GOOD TO JUST CHILL, SMOKE SOME SHISHA AND HAVE A CHEAP NIGHT OUT THO. IF I WANNA DO DEGEN **** NOW IN MANILA I HIT UP THE KTV'S. LAST NIGHT OUT WENT TO THE #1 RATED ONE, PEGASUS. EVERY GIRL HERE IS LEGIT 9/10, MY GIRL 20 YEARS OLD, LIGHT SKIN, BIG TITS N TIGHT ASS. UNREAL.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

OK PEOPLE ASKING ABOUT CRYPTO ALSO.

RIGHT NOW MY SELL ORDERS ARE IN, AND THE FIRST ONE GOT HIT AT 72K. I BOUGHT AT THE BOTTOM (20k), WON'T TALK ABOUT EXACT NUMBERS BUT I HAVE MADE A LOT IN UNREALIZED GAINZ, HOPEFULLY ALL OF MY SELL ORDERS GET HIT LOL.

ALSO RN TON OF PONZI/GOOFY **** IM INVOLVED IN. ILL LIST A FEW

- BLAST NETWORK. BASICALLY GOLD FARMING AND POINT FARMING HERE, TRYING TO USE AS MANY DAPPS AS POSSIBLE FOR POSSIBLE AIRDROPS, HAVE QUITE A BIG AMOUNT OF MY MONEY IN HERE.
- MANTA NETWORK. SAME **** AS BLAST BASICALLY, JUST LESS CAPITAL.
-SOLANA NETWORK. MOSTLY KAMINO AIRDROP FARMING, WITH SMALLER POSITIONS IN SOME GOOFY AIRDROP POTENTIAL DAPPS, LIKE CLONE.SO
- MODE, SCROLL, BASE AIRDROP FARMING. USING A BUNCH OF DAPPS, ETC...SAME **** AS OTHERS.
-STARKGATE. SAME **** JUST SMALLER POSITION, GOING TO LEAVE HERE SOON ITS KINDA ****.
- BOUNCEBIT BTC STAKING. PRETTY HIGH ON LEADERBOARD HERE.
- SOME OTHER SMALLER STUFF AS WELL

I DON'T BOTHER TOO MUCH ABOUT MEMECOIN DOGHAT TYPE OF STUFF, THINK ITS KINDA CRING TBH AND WISH IT WASN'T A THING BUT W/E.
ALSO I MADE SOME MISTAKES THIS CYCLE, JUST BEING LAZY AND NOT ACTING FAST ENOUGH ON OBVIOUS PONZIS.

OK THATS THAT. CU NEXT MONTH.