Grinding Past the Fries
05-08-2018
, 08:01 PM
Defo harder to go without a tug haha. Pizza thing is frustrating more than anything, the tug thing is the nut worst! Pardon the pun...
Thanks man! 2/5 is extremely soft, but 5/10 is much tougher, whilst still being beatable/a lot of fun. Given the 5/5 is capped here to 100bb I don't think I'd ever fly out here to play it personally. But yeah 2/5 is super duper soft.
This pretty much haha
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Ahahaha A+
**** knows boys, **** knows
Agreed, it's absolutely superb stuff!
Lmao A+
Rofl
Haha I know, can confirm it's defo the latter tho hehehehe
Haha unfortunately there will be no fight 
thanks boss
Guys lets just quickly get one thing clear. I did not challenge Rich to a physical confrontation, nor will there be a physical confrontation. If people re-read my above post, you'll see that I reaffirmed there was no threat of any violence. This isn't a cop out, or me shirking away from a fight, it's just the (insanely obviously) sensible thing to do. I don't want to jeopardise my entry into The Commerce or even the US. I see that Rich has spoken in his thread about his desire to hurt me. That's entirely up to him. I'd strongly encourage him not to do anything like that, but if he chooses to attempt to do so, that's his choice!
I had intentions of poking fun at Rich in this thread, but I think given what we've seen from him and what he's revealed about his current life and his past, I think it'd be cruel to do that.
This pretty much haha
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Ok, you counted wrong. I had over 2k. Is it possible you are mistaken? Maybe you're beady little close set eyes can't see very well. Are you calling me a liar? Which is it? Why would I even make up that I lost more money? That's stupid. Again you weren't even at my table. Admit you counted wrong.
I love how a soft dude like you can think that they are hard. It's hilarious. I've knocked out someone's teeth before dude. Be careful who you size up as someone you can beat. You don't have a layer of fat around your face to protect it. Unless your smashing cake into your face. You want to fight? That can be arranged big slow softie. I've hit punching bags that are harder than you chump. You shake hands like a little girl. How fast do your fists move when you throw a punch? You really think you would beat me in a fight? Lol I'll bet on me buddy, I've seen you too! You're just a big ole fat body.
You're a jerk. Look at my first post in your thread and then your reply. I came in here trying to be nice to you and the first thing you say is to insult my poker playing ability and then to chastise and correct me about something that didn't even happen. I can get behind making fun of my poker playing, if its good natured, but you really think you are a better player than me and insulted me about it. Which is insane. So screw you you jerk, I wanted to be nice and make a friend, and you decided to insult me and judge me.
I love how a soft dude like you can think that they are hard. It's hilarious. I've knocked out someone's teeth before dude. Be careful who you size up as someone you can beat. You don't have a layer of fat around your face to protect it. Unless your smashing cake into your face. You want to fight? That can be arranged big slow softie. I've hit punching bags that are harder than you chump. You shake hands like a little girl. How fast do your fists move when you throw a punch? You really think you would beat me in a fight? Lol I'll bet on me buddy, I've seen you too! You're just a big ole fat body.
You're a jerk. Look at my first post in your thread and then your reply. I came in here trying to be nice to you and the first thing you say is to insult my poker playing ability and then to chastise and correct me about something that didn't even happen. I can get behind making fun of my poker playing, if its good natured, but you really think you are a better player than me and insulted me about it. Which is insane. So screw you you jerk, I wanted to be nice and make a friend, and you decided to insult me and judge me.
**** knows boys, **** knows
Agreed, it's absolutely superb stuff!
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What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.
Rofl
Haha I know, can confirm it's defo the latter tho hehehehe
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thanks bossGuys lets just quickly get one thing clear. I did not challenge Rich to a physical confrontation, nor will there be a physical confrontation. If people re-read my above post, you'll see that I reaffirmed there was no threat of any violence. This isn't a cop out, or me shirking away from a fight, it's just the (insanely obviously) sensible thing to do. I don't want to jeopardise my entry into The Commerce or even the US. I see that Rich has spoken in his thread about his desire to hurt me. That's entirely up to him. I'd strongly encourage him not to do anything like that, but if he chooses to attempt to do so, that's his choice!
I had intentions of poking fun at Rich in this thread, but I think given what we've seen from him and what he's revealed about his current life and his past, I think it'd be cruel to do that.
05-09-2018
, 05:11 AM
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, 07:39 AM
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, 09:08 AM
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, 10:02 AM
05-09-2018
, 12:15 PM
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Lmao, thought this thread suddenly had an awful lot of replies since I last checked. Nothing like a dumpster fire of disproportionate trolling/sh:ttalking to bring a PGC to life.
For people saying that Gazzy's first reply was out of line - I thoroughly enjoyed it and was pleased to see that he feels the same way about Rich as I do. He's the only person I have blocked on 2p2 and I've never even spoken to him. That's just from his domineering trotting out of his pig ignorant opinion in the Brains vs AI thread, and it's clear he is someone whose comments are likely to offer nothing to you but a headache.
For people saying that Gazzy's first reply was out of line - I thoroughly enjoyed it and was pleased to see that he feels the same way about Rich as I do. He's the only person I have blocked on 2p2 and I've never even spoken to him. That's just from his domineering trotting out of his pig ignorant opinion in the Brains vs AI thread, and it's clear he is someone whose comments are likely to offer nothing to you but a headache.
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05-09-2018
, 05:00 PM
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I deliberately checked to see how much $ you were sitting with. You had a stack of purples, a few stacks of yellows, and a couple of whites. It was 100000% $1k. As for this little feud we've been having, I am gonna politely suggest you give it up now, seeing as 1) I've seen/met/spoke to you briefly IRL and 2) you will not win. That's not a physical threat in any way, you just won't. So give it up, stick to your thread and I'll stick to mine.
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Reach, weight, height advantage. All significantly in his favor.
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Guys lets just quickly get one thing clear. I did not challenge Rich to a physical confrontation, nor will there be a physical confrontation. If people re-read my above post, you'll see that I reaffirmed there was no threat of any violence. This isn't a cop out, or me shirking away from a fight, it's just the (insanely obviously) sensible thing to do. I don't want to jeopardise my entry into The Commerce or even the US. I see that Rich has spoken in his thread about his desire to hurt me. That's entirely up to him. I'd strongly encourage him not to do anything like that, but if he chooses to attempt to do so, that's his choice!
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I had intentions of poking fun at Rich in this thread, but I think given what we've seen from him and what he's revealed about his current life and his past, I think it'd be cruel to do that.
I'm offering violence as an option, not resorting to it.
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I love you and all Gazzy, but if you don't want to fight the guy, then just apologise instead of trying to save face and dodge altercation at the same time. Because as far as I can see, if this really was the first interaction between you two, he came in your thread and say 'Hey, welcome to LA, good luck!' and you basically replied with 'LMAO you're ****ing **** at poker, can't wait to take your money!' ??
And I'm not Joey Tribbiani, I wouldn't say "how you doing"
And Kangal basically summed up our online interaction dude. A lot of sassing from both sides? Lol. You were rude to me for no apparent reason. Own it. Everyone can go back and see the history of our interaction.
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Can you show me or tell me what I'm backing down from? Rich was the first person to suggest/instigate any form of violence. I've made it clear all along I'm not interested in that but if he comes up to me in the commerce and tries to start a fight I'm capable of defending myself.
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1) I've seen/met/spoke to you briefly IRL and 2) you will not win.
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I fail to see how I'm backing down from something I haven't ever stepped up to. I'll say it one more time. I have no interest in engaging in a fight with rich, I'm not scared or intimidated by him, but if he tries anything, I'm more than capable of defending myself.
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Frankly I'm disappointed that a long time reader of this thread thinks I'd ever resort to violence to settle an argument from the internet. Unless you think me questioning his poker ability is me challenging him to a fight?
Actually you might have to be willing to physically fight someone if you want to criticize them. Don't be obtuse. This is the real world. But in this case he's said he has seen me IRL and I won't win. That's a challenge.
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He's obviously taken your 'you will not win' bit as a offering out (I think I probably would have too, in his position), and given that neither of you want to give an inch has responded in kind. I didn't say that you're backing down from anything, but if you're truly not interested in scrapping, then does it really hurt your pride that much to just say 'sorry, that's not what I meant, let's just go about our business'. Instead of doing more antagonising **** like correcting spelling mistakes in his posts lmao.
I know right.
Fight! Fight! Fight!
And for the record if you said I wouldn't win in a fight against you, Tim, I would have to agree.
He could beat the crap out of me and take all my money! Imagine that. I'm in!
More like the fact that dude literally untied his shoelaces with his teeth. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. It was like I was driving the special bus again.
