$100

300 booked, 200 reserved. 500 to go, 200 list in case reserve doesn't take option.

Sold all my action, woke up today and felt horrible, so decided to skip. Slept for a bit and feel a little better so will continue the cash grind! Won a few hundred bucks yesterday after being -$1800 at one point, made a few enemies at the table also. Gii for a $1600 pot vs Q5ss and AJcc w KTss on QJxAsscc, fat Mexican **** rivered a club and squealed "FLUSH" and then started going on and on about how he couldnt fold, I was like no ****. Couple of hours later the dealer tried to chop his AK vs AQ on AA952 or smtg and he gave her a really hard time and I told him to stfu and he did not like that one bit. Ghoul.

rofl. didnt see and got same result. u suck gaz

No you suck! Any closer to manning up and coming out for a couple of weeks?

Had a mental session tonight, I was up $350 early on, tripled vs a reg and instamucked, and it was the best thing I did all night. After that I got no respect and just valuetowned him all night. I arrived at 7pm, played til 2am, and cashed out $5.5k for a coooooool $4.5k profit. I won a $3500 pot vs said reg, he was Eastern European, late 30s, bit of a hardy fella, and tired of my bull****. I straddle on btn, he opens to 25, 2 fish call, I look down at AQhh and make it $100, he SNAP 4bets to $250, fish fold, I call. Flop Q66cc. He bets 350, I call, saying in my head I'd fold if he bet the turn, turn Ax. He bets 575, I call, river 8s, he jams for the rest, I call and say AQ and he was fuuuuuuuurious. Felt a bit sorry for him but what are you gonna do?!

I then only went and left my ****ing phone in a taxi with the mobile data turned off, very much doubt I'll ever see it again. Oh well.

Going to have a slightly more relaxed day tomorrow, my main man Remco had a bitchin' day also, so gonna do a bit of shopping, some fine dining, maybe see a show. It's like somethin out of Sex and the City!

how much u up in total for the trip in cash games?

quality results mate. i strongly recommend seeing any of the Cirque du Soleil shows. They're absolutely mindblowingly good and worth the hefty price tag.

Keep it up and ship me some more cash, cheers bro

lol those live session reports are much more entertaining to read than boring online poker

I think around $8k, although I haven't tracked it. Need to stop spewing on random nonsense coz I've only got about 2k more than what I came here with! Also...

Yeah haha I know. To be fair it could well be the exact same as online, except I can actually see my opponents' reaction or the crocodile tooth on a string around their neck etc etc
Yes, this is what we're planning. I've heard they're awesome, so don't mind paying a few bucks extra for some quality.

Phone found by a dude from UK staying in the Aria. My lucky ****ing day!

Is book of mormon on in vegas? Regret not going to see it the past 2 years when i was in NYC :/

Seriously gazzy and remco we need pics especially of chip porn..... 😀

That's a good shout! I think Bena recommended it to me before as being very good, must check it out if it is.

Haha we were drinking at the table the other night and I got a video of Remco videoing his surroundings, "zaerr is ze dealurrr...", top stuff.

Went shopping yesterday, the mall here is huge. We then went to the Aria at around 7pm to get my phone back from the bird that got it, and decided to stop off at the buffet. 3 plates of mac and cheese with a side of pizza and a chicken curry with mash potato on top all on the same plate later and I could barely move, and it was off to Venetian. Got off to a great start, up 2k in the first hour or so, but then bled it down to $1500. Bluffed a decent pot on my last hand to walk away with a cool $1800. Only one HH, I sat down at a funky table with a French guy to my left wearing gold rimmed specs and a black silk hoody thing covered in pink flowers, he was straddling and some Asian 30 something year old guy opened to 30 and he was like "wtf why are you raising my straddle", the Asian guy was totally dumfounded, they obviously hadn't spoken to each other until that point. The French guy called and then folded to a c-bet and was still shouting at this poor Asian man for raising. First hand I get is QQ and as I'm about to act I hear the French guy say "I am so tilted, I am raising zis hand blind", so I obv limp. He looks at me and goes "I am raising blind" and makes it 30. I look at him all suprised and go "you raise blind? errrr.... I guess I re-raise then", he gets rly mad, looks at his cards and calls the $110. Flop is K26fd (I have no bdfd), and I check. He thinks about it and checks back. Turn is 5x, I x and he bets 120, I call, river is 5x, I check and he smashes $200 worth of $5 chips into the middle, I snap and he tries to see my cards before mucking but I just sit there which tilts him even more before he eventually shows 73s and I show QQ for the win.

Going to EDC today, it's going to be interesting to say the least...

DDD

hhs are so gold lol

TYPE PROPERLY DIP****

;o

EDC has been amazing so far. Despite not being a big fan of EDM I've had a great time, and suprised at my ability to go the distance each night! Last night we met a girl in the drinks line who had just got married the day before to her new wife but insisted they were "conscious heterosexuals who had made a life commitment to each other". She was lucky I was drunk coz sober Gazzy would of had absolutely no time for such pish.

Couple of pics below. Also GOAT story, me and Remco were getting an Uber home last night and managed to hitch a ride with two Bolivian lassies (one of whom has a 4 handicap and her dad grinds 10ks at the Rio, hngggngngnggg). So Remco is sitting in the front seat falling asleep while I make small talk with these two lassies, and he blurts out "linda" which means cute or beautiful in Spanish, they let out a wee giggle and say "gracias" to which Remco, eyes still closed, tries to say "no problem" in Spanish but instead says...



amazing.

Pics...

Me and Remco



Me and the conscious hetero wives



Won a $3500 pot, biggest one of my life!



After it was stacked...

chip porn ^

now THAT is an impressive stack fkn sweet

man i cant wait to be in vegas - so freakin jealous - its awesome!!!

gl

Extremely entertaining trip reports hahaha awesome stuff

I'm getting to Vegas in 2 days will have to get your contact details for a meet up!

Yeah man, get my number from Blakk and drop me a whatsapp! Gonna meet up with HMJ also this weekend (another English dude), along with myself, Remco and the Canadian guy we're here with, Alex, should be a riot!

hahahaha so sick

Anyone want action in the "Summer Solstice" $1500? 90 min levels, regging level 2 in about 30 mins with 75bb. Holla asap xx

Sold. LFG!!!

GL, absolutely loving the trip reports

Ty sir!

Busted during level 3, rly disappointed as I had a great table. 2 hands...

50/100 blinds, fish in CO makes it 225, I 3bet BB with 2 red kings to 700, flop is TT9ss, I cbet 1 yellow chip (1k), he calls, turn is 3s, I check and he jovially bets 1 yellow chip, any bigger and I'd probably fold but I call, river is Jd, I check and he bets 1200 and I fold (standard fold but for a station like me it was painful).

That left me with 4k and blinds went up to 75/150/25, about 10 hands in I open 55 in MP to 400, same fish defends bb w T9ss, flop is 678ss, x/x, turn is ofc a 4, I bet 525, he calls, river is 2s, I bet 1200 and he makes it like 2500 zzzzzzzzz. That left me w like 300 chips and that was all she wrote.

Big thanks to those that sold action and to those that politely declined but expressed interest in future providing I am on time! I'm torn now between continuing to build my net worth playing cash games and throwing all my profit at these 1ks/1500s, they are insanely soft!

Taking the rest of today off, will look at schedule, and back to cash grind tomorrow.