5k or bust trying

These shortstack fish are so lucky. Glad it wasn't me. KK opens to 15 and shortstack shoves for 150 lol

Alright here are some random good bad and terrible hands. Let's lead with the terrible.

This hand is at $200NL btw. Difficult to tell by the action alone lol.

Hero is CO w/ $197 and has Q9
Villain 1 is HJ w/ $558.64 and has KT
Villain 2 is BB w/ $482.48 and has QQ

PF:
Villain 1 opens to $12(lol)
Hero calls (lol)
Villain 2 3 bets to $48.80
Villain 1 calls
Hero calls (omfg lol)

Flop($147.40): 7 2 2
Villain 2 checks, Villain 1 checks, Hero bets $108.30(lol why), Villain 2 calls,
Villain 1 folds.

Turn($364): 5
Villain 2 bets $325.38 and is all in, Hero folds. (Thank god he bet, who knows what I would have done lol.)
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Hero is button w/ $398.50 and has A4
Villain is HJ w/ $209.87 and has A9

PF:
Villain opens to $6, Hero calls

Flop($15): Q 3 A
Villain bets $7.13, Hero calls

Turn($29.26): Q
Villain bets $13.90, Hero calls

River($57.06): 9
Villain bets $27.11, Hero bets $371.47 and is all in, Villain folds.
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Hero is CO w/ $396.35 and has AJ
Villain is SB w/ $229.85 and has KQ

PF:
Hero opens to $6, Villain 3 bets to $24, Hero calls

Flop($50): 2 T 3
Villain bets $29.63, Hero calls

Turn($109.26): J
Villain checks, Hero bets $45, Villain raises to $176.22 and is all in, Hero calls

River: 2
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Hero is BB w/ $203 and has AK
Villain is button w/ $180 and has AQ

PF:
Villain opens to $6, Hero 3bets to $24, Villain calls

Flop($49): 9 8 J
Hero bets $30, Villain calls

Turn($109): 9
Hero checks, Villain bets $42, Hero raises to $149 and is all in, Villain calls

River: 6
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Hero is CO w/ $451.26 and has KJ
Villain 1 is BB w/ $175.92 and has AQ
Villain 2 is HJ w/ $359.69 and has 66

PF:
Villain 2 opens to $5, Hero 3bets to $22, Villain 1 calls, Villain 2 calls

Flop($67): 2 T 3
V1 and V2 check, Hero bets $35 both fold.
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Hero is CO w/ $483.91 and has A3
Villain is SB w/ $302.18 and has JJ

PF:
Hero opens to $6, Villain calls

Flop($14): 8 4 2
Villain checks, Hero bets $5, Villain calls

Turn($24): K
Villain checks, Hero bets $15, Villain calls

River($54): T
Villain checks, Hero bets $50, Villain folds. A lesson on how not to play JJ everyone.
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Ok here's a gem.

Hero is LJ w/ $370.11 and has 65
Villain is Button w/ $203 and has AA

PF:
Hero opens to $6, Villain 3 bets to $21, Hero 4 bets to $65, Villain 5bets to $203, (I'm still not convinced.) Hero calls the obvious bluff.

Runout: J J 57 4
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Weird bluff but ok.
Hero is BB w/ $240.67 and has JT
Villain is SB w/ $211.32 and has 99

PF:
Villain opens to $6, Hero calls

Flop($12): 4 K 4
Villain checks, Hero checks

Turn($12): Q
Villain bets $3.18, Hero calls

River($18.36): A
Villain bets $14, Hero raises to $28, Villain raises to $106, Hero calls
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Hero is HJ w/ $260.11 and has 53
Villain is CO w/ $238.90 and has KQ

PF:
Hero opens to $4(misclick), Villain 3 bets to $13, Hero 4bets to $48, Villain calls

Flop($99): 6 2 6
Hero bets $65, Villain folds
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What? I can't believe I'm seeing this.

Hero is SB w/ $194.63 and has Q8
Villain 1 is LJ w/ $237.61 and has QQ
Villain 2 is HJ w/ $198.75 and has 65

PF:
V1 opens to $5, V2 3bets to $15, Hero 4bets to $55, both fold. lol
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Hero is Button w/ $168.30 and has QT
Villain is BB w/ $235.52 and has T9

PF:
CO limps, Hero limps, SB folds, Villain raises to $10, CO folds, Hero calls

Flop($23): J 2 J
Villain bets $7, Hero calls

Turn($37): Q
Villain bets $26.36, Hero calls

River($89.72): 5
Villain bets $192.16 and is all in, Hero calls
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Ok some 500nl

Hero is Button w/ $492.50 and has AT
Villain is BB w/ $498.18 and has AQ

PF:
Hero opens to $12, Villain 3bets to $48.50, Hero 4bets to $135, Villain calls

Flop($270): J K 6
Villain checks, Hero bets $357.50 and is all in, Villain folds.
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Hero is HJ w/ $1,019.50 and has AJ
Villain is SB w/ $517.50 and has AJ

PF:
Hero opens to $12, Villain 3bets to $54, Hero 4bets to $165, Villain folds.
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Hero is BB w/ $1,104.88 and has 64
Villain is button w/ $492.50 and has 99

PF:
Villain opens to $12.50, Hero calls

Flop($25): 3 J 2
Hero checks, Villain bets $8.07, Hero raises to $25, Villain calls

Turn($75): 8
Hero bets $35, Villain calls

River($145): J
Hero bets $420, Villain folds
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Hero is BB w/ $1,204.38 and has AQ
Villain is HJ w/ $513.63 and has A3

PF:
Villain open to $12, Hero 3bets to $45, Villain calls

Flop($90): J 9 A
Hero bets $26, Villain calls

Turn($142): 9
Hero checks, Villain checks

River($142): 9
Hero bets $445, Villain tanks down to 1 second and calls.
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Wow this was a crazy fold.

Hero is CO w/ $745.66 and has 44
Villain is BB w/ $511.13 and has J7

PF:
Hero opens to $12, Villain calls

Flop($24): 5 8 5
Villain checks, Hero bets $9, Villain raises to $33, Hero calls

Turn($90): 2
Villain bets $66.38, Hero calls

River($222.76): Q
Villain bets $75, Hero bets $634.28 and is all-in, Villain folds.
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Sorry guys to disappoint. I got to like 4976 at my peak. So close! I'm tired now and the games about to break anyways. I got it in b vs b AQ vs AK and he held. And I hero called an overbet and was wrong. I feel like such a failure.

Well there's always next time.

Haha thanks, but I don't think I could hack it. Even if I could there's not nearly enough money in it for me to even consider it even if I was beating 2knl.

Didn't you play 2knl at some point? How was it?

In house news I'm doing the final signing tonight and get the keys next week.

Redoing the floors and then we move in yay!

When you win so much the long time pros accuse you of cheating.

So we got this idiot who jumps on and accuses me of collusion which is the only way I could've possibly won right.

Going to email security yet won't bet me money that I didn't cheat.

And because I don't want to go through the work and drudge through every hand prior to when he was at the table, like whenever the fack that was. And post up all those hands that now I jave something to hide. Like are people like this for real?

Anyways I'm on a Macbook and I don't even see an option to export or anything. So I guess I'll just screenshot every hand where I won any significant pot and post it here. Lots of pics incoming.

PF:
SB bets $15, Hero calls

Flop: sb bets $21.38, Hero calls

Turn: Sb bets $52.32, hero calls

River: check, check

PF:
Hero opens 12, bb calls

Flop: BB checks, hero bets 11, bb folds.

PF:
UTG raises 15, Hero calls

Flop: Hero checks, UTG bets 20.44, hero raises to 150, utg folds.

PF:
Hero raises 12 , bb calls

Flop:
bb checks Hero bets 9, bb calls

Turn:
bb checks, hero checks

river:
bb bets 25, hero raises to 295, bb folds

PF:
Button raises 12.50, sb raises 52, Hero raises 175, both fold.

Pf:
sb raises 15, hero raises 49, sb folds

PF:
UTG raises 12.50, hero raises 50, folds.

Actually already posted this one above but whatever.

PF:
Hero raises 12, bb calls

Flop:
BB checks, hero bets 9, bb raises 33, hero calls

Turn:
BB bets 66.38, hero calls

River:
BB bets 75, hero raises 634.28 and is all in, bb folds.

PF:
Hero raises 12, HJ raises 39, Hero raises 105, HJ calls

Flop:
Hero bets 85, HJ folds.

Pf:
Button raises 15, Hero raises 55, button calls

Flop:
Hero bets 70, button folds

PF:
Button raises 15, hero raises 55, button calls

Flop:
Hero bets 70, button folds

PF:
LJ raises 12.50, Hero calls, button raises 60, LJ folds, Hero raises 175, button folds

PF:
Button raises 15, Hero raises 55, button calls

Flop:
Hero bets 75, button calls

Turn:
Hero bets 193.88, button raises 1000.10 and is all in, hero calls.

PF:
CO opens 12.50, Hero calls, BB raises 65, CO calls, hero calls

Flop:
BB bets 97.25, CO calls, hero calls

Turn:
BB checks, CO bets 133.13, Hero calls, bb folds

River:
CO bets 271.26, Hero raises to 900, CO folds

PF:
HJ raises 15, Hero raises to 50, HJ folds.

PF:
Button raises 12.50, Hero raises 50, BB raises 112.50, Button folds, Hero raises 2001.10 and is all in, bb folds.

PF:
Hero raises 12, bb calls

Flop:
bb checks, hero bets 9, bb raises 30.59, hero calls

Turn:
check, check

River:
BB bets 26.84, hero bets 2083.51 and is all in, bb folds

PF:
CO raises 15, hero raises 50, CO folds.

PF:
CO raises 12.50, hero calls

Flop:
CO bets 10.44, hero raises 35, CO calls

Turn:
CO checks, hero bets 85, CO calls

River:
CO checks, hero bets 2076.53 and is all in, CO calls.