anyone still giving this guy legit advise should be banned.

After all these years OP continues to learn nothing and making the absolutely dumbest posts, he only deserves dumb/troll posts in response.

biggest fish on earth

If getting in with absolute best hand and getting destroyed continually with 90% equity on flop is not the problem can you please tell where to money comes from nl2 smallest stakes on internet? Bluffing like hell and pushing guys out the pot?

When you aren't losing your welfare checks to penny stakes online games, what do you do for fun?

If this is happening "continually", can you explain why your graph is a 45 degree angle down even with aiev?

Are you aware there are people who actually win at poker? It may shock you but $2nl isn't tough unless you make it that way on yourself.

You win 95% of the time you're dealt Aces. That hand isnt why you're losing. There is a $16 difference between what you won there and your ev. You lost $11,000 last year. If you ran at EV with aces you'd still be down 10,985 at penny stakes.

If you ran like a god, potripper levels stuff you'd still be down money. The kind of luck you need to win money with how you play in poker would be like winning the lottery every night for a week in a row.

+100

The funny thing is he is so bad that he wins with aces 95% of the time. Most people don't win with aces at such a high percentage because they don't just shove all-in preflop. They play it normally and end up folding after the flop some of the time. Paisting you are bad at poker, please quit for your own sanity.

The level of stupidity in some of Paisting´s posts makes me wonder whether he´d manage to be a losing player even if he had an *actual* superuser account lmao

^

Yeah he 100% would.

"Steal my 2c with JJ? No way this idiot calls when I shove 500bb! ~pause~ HOW THE EFF DO YOU CALL THERE DONKEY!!"

Really normal day with really normal variance because hey "everyone gets bad beats it's just part of poker".

These hands played just 8.1.2020

6dan6 44/27 call 3bet 30
My equity on turn 77%

888Poker, Hold'em No Limit - $0.01/$0.02 - 6 players

idmntv (UTG): $3.03 (152 bb)
YourIllusion (MP): $1.72 (86 bb)
6dan6 (CO): $2.37 (119 bb)
KingKongx101 (BU): $2.06 (103 bb)
vbshka1 (SB): $2.00 (100 bb)
Paisting (BB): $2.43 (122 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.03) Hero (Paisting) is BB with 7♦ 7♥
2 players fold, 6dan6 (CO) raises to $0.06, 2 players fold, Paisting (BB) 3-bets to $0.28, 6dan6 (CO) calls $0.22

Flop: ($0.57) 7♠ J♣ 5♣ (2 players)
Paisting (BB) bets $0.42, 6dan6 (CO) calls $0.42

Turn: ($1.41) 2♣ (2 players)
Paisting (BB) bets $1.73 (all-in), 6dan6 (CO) calls $1.67 (all-in)

River: ($4.75) 6♣ (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $4.75 (Rake: $0.29)

Showdown:
Paisting (BB) shows 7♦ 7♥ (three of a kind, Sevens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 19%, Flop: 87%, Turn: 77%, River: 0%)

6dan6 (CO) shows A♣ A♥ (a flush, Ace high)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 81%, Flop: 13%, Turn: 23%, River: 100%)

6dan6 (CO) wins $4.46

peterwijk steal 30/50/50 pushed all hands when I'm in blinds or button worst was 74o
My equity 74%

888Poker, Hold'em No Limit - $0.01/$0.02 - 6 players

ZotaLoveCash (UTG): $3.70 (185 bb)
NahuelSKR (MP): $3.86 (193 bb)
peterwijk (CO): $10.30 (515 bb)
Paisting (BU): $4.34 (217 bb)
Sizikov (SB): $4.61 (231 bb)
V1tal9 (BB): $4.17 (209 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.03) Hero (Paisting) is BTN with J♥ Q♥
2 players fold, peterwijk (CO) raises to $10.30 (all-in), Paisting (BU) calls $4.34 (all-in), 2 players fold

Flop: ($8.71) 3♦ 7♣ T♣ (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($8.71) 6♣ (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($8.71) 9♦ (2 players, 2 all-in) miracle river again

Total pot: $8.71 (Rake: $0.54)

Showdown:
peterwijk (CO) shows J♣ 9♥ (a pair of Nines)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 26%, Flop: 30%, Turn: 32%, River: 100%)

Paisting (BU) shows J♥ Q♥ (high card, Queen)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 74%, Flop: 70%, Turn: 68%, River: 0%)

peterwijk (CO) wins $8.17

Milicc over 3k hands and raising my utg open every time
My equity 74%

888Poker, Hold'em No Limit - $0.01/$0.02 - 5 players

Paisting (UTG): $2.02 (101 bb)
kinB3ast (CO): $2.17 (109 bb)
Dziban (BU): $2.52 (126 bb)
Milicc (SB): $2.13 (107 bb)
cetico29 (BB): $1.26 (63 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.03) Hero (Paisting) is UTG with 4♠ 2♠
Paisting (UTG) raises to $0.08, 2 players fold, Milicc (SB) 3-bets to $0.32, 1 fold, Paisting (UTG) calls $0.24

Flop: ($0.66) 4♣ 2♥ 6♦ (2 players)
Milicc (SB) bets $1.81 (all-in), Paisting (UTG) calls $1.70 (all-in) 100% sure what his hand is I even said before snap call

Turn: ($4.06) 6♣ (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($4.06) J♠ (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $4.06 (Rake: $0.25)

Showdown:
Milicc (SB) shows Q♦ Q♠ (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 82%, Flop: 26%, Turn: 91%, River: 100%)

Paisting (UTG) shows 4♠ 2♠ (two pair, Sixes and Fours)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 18%, Flop: 74%, Turn: 9%, River: 0%)

Milicc (SB) wins $3.81

KingKongx101 massive stealer don't fold anything to anything, I have over 8k hands from him and databased all his calling hands and I'm here ahead so fu cking sure

My equity 73%

888Poker, Hold'em No Limit - $0.01/$0.02 - 6 players

ZotaLoveCash (UTG): $4.26 (213 bb)
YourIllusion (MP): $6.90 (345 bb)
6dan6 (CO): $9.27 (464 bb)
KingKongx101 (BU): $4.35 (218 bb)
vbshka1 (SB): $7.88 (394 bb)
Paisting (BB): $3.81 (191 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.03) Hero (Paisting) is BB with Q♥ A♣
2 players fold, 6dan6 (CO) calls $0.02, KingKongx101 (BU) raises to $0.08, 1 fold, Paisting (BB) 3-bets to $3.81 (all-in), 1 fold, KingKongx101 (BU) calls $3.73

Flop: ($7.65) 6♠ K♠ 6♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($7.65) 8♠ (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($7.65) T♣ (2 players, 1 all-in) miracle river once again how can it be, though I knew on flop how this is going to end

Total pot: $7.65 (Rake: $0.47)

Showdown:
Paisting (BB) shows Q♥ A♣ (a pair of Sixes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 73%, Flop: 69%, Turn: 63%, River: 0%)

KingKongx101 (BU) shows T♠ A♦ (two pair, Tens and Sixes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 27%, Flop: 31%, Turn: 38%, River: 100%)

KingKongx101 (BU) wins $7.18

Little bit later against same guy and what do we have on do you know on what card flop? Turn? Quess again!!

My equity 69%

888Poker, Hold'em No Limit - $0.01/$0.02 - 6 players

KingKongx101 (UTG): $14.97 (749 bb)
vbshka1 (MP): $7.66 (383 bb)
Paisting (CO): $2.00 (100 bb)
ZotaLoveCash (BU): $7.15 (358 bb)
YourIllusion (SB): $1.41 (71 bb)
6dan6 (BB): $3.30 (165 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.03) Hero (Paisting) is CO with K♠ A♣
KingKongx101 (UTG) calls $0.02, 1 fold, Paisting (CO) raises to $2 (all-in), 3 players fold, KingKongx101 (UTG) calls $1.98

Flop: ($4.03) Q♠ 9♦ 7♣ (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($4.03) Q♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($4.03) 4♦ (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $4.03 (Rake: $0.25)

Showdown:
Paisting (CO) shows K♠ A♣ (a pair of Queens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 69%, Flop: 87%, Turn: 86%, River: 0%)

KingKongx101 (UTG) shows A♥ 4♥ (two pair, Queens and Fours)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 31%, Flop: 13%, Turn: 14%, River: 100%)

KingKongx101 (UTG) wins $3.78

vbshka1 absolutely same thing as above, calling with 100% sure and with bullshit

My equity 71%

888Poker, Hold'em No Limit - $0.01/$0.02 - 6 players

vbshka1 (UTG): $2.00 (100 bb)
Paisting (MP): $2.38 (119 bb)
ZotaLoveCash (CO): $2.00 (100 bb)
YourIllusion (BU): $1.40 (70 bb)
6dan6 (SB): $7.14 (357 bb)
KingKongx101 (BB): $2.06 (103 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.03) Hero (Paisting) is MP with Q♠ Q♦
vbshka1 (UTG) calls $0.02, Paisting (MP) raises to $0.08, 4 players fold, vbshka1 (UTG) 3-bets to $2 (all-in), Paisting (MP) calls $1.92

Flop: ($4.03) 6♥ 7♠ T♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($4.03) A♠ (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($4.03) 4♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $4.03 (Rake: $0.25)

Showdown:
vbshka1 (UTG) shows 8♥ A♦ (a pair of Aces)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 29%, Flop: 32%, Turn: 95%, River: 100%)

Paisting (MP) shows Q♠ Q♦ (a pair of Queens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 71%, Flop: 68%, Turn: 5%, River: 0%)

vbshka1 (UTG) wins $3.78

And there is more from equity range 69-61% about ten hands all lost that I'm too tired even convert here. And these was in 925 hands ONE SESSION in 2 hours!!

And you want see that 74o hand? Ok, this is how they take my all money I ever have.

888Poker, Hold'em No Limit - $0.01/$0.02 - 6 players

V1tal9 (UTG): $2.00 (100 bb)
ZotaLoveCash (MP): $6.09 (305 bb)
NahuelSKR (CO): $2.00 (100 bb)
peterwijk (BU): $9.47 (474 bb)
Paisting (SB): $16.39 (820 bb)
Sizikov (BB): $4.54 (227 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.03) Hero (Paisting) is SB with Q♣ T♥
3 players fold, peterwijk (BU) raises to $9.47 (all-in), Paisting (SB) 3-bets to $16.39 (all-in), 1 fold

Flop: ($18.96) 8♦ 2♣ 6♦ (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($18.96) 5♥ (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($18.96) 7♦ (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $18.96 (Rake: $1.18)

Showdown:
Paisting (SB) shows Q♣ T♥ (high card, Queen)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 61%, Flop: 64%, Turn: 0%, River: 0%)

peterwijk (BU) shows 7♠ 4♠ (a straight, Four to Eight)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 39%, Flop: 36%, Turn: 100%, River: 100%)

peterwijk (BU) wins $17.78

Tomorrow I'm contacting eCogra and I'll deliver all of these evidence or what they ever want me to prove that this is hell no normal.

Paisting vs peterwijk Hu4Rollz the world has to see it. Think of the rake with the edges running so thin.

Paisting it's weird how your opponents are always many many hundreds of bbs deep.

This is just fkn halarious!! I lold. Ecogra rofl

bruh

You are bad at poker Paisting.

“Villain always 3 bets when I open UTG so I’m going to 4x/call 16bb pre with 42 and then claim I get my money in with 70% equity”

Come on! If 2 pair is not enough against that kind auto ****** then what is??

not that hard to lose a couple 60-70% equity hands if youre allin like 100-150 times in a session.

Because you are so much better player than those xxxx players can you tell us where was your first and second mistake in that hand?

No mistakes. That kind of hand is absolute monster from utg because people put you tighter hand range. It’s also monster agains guy like that who 3bets mainly utg because let’s say he has Atrash and ace on A42 what do you think is going to happen? Or it plays well disguised again tighter range like he had this time. Only problem is that site is not allowing this kind of play for me. Only for new players. What do you think happens if I’m the guy who 3bets there queens?

Whenever you talk about strategy the collective IQ of this community takes a hit.

how many mistakes do you make in a session?

About 350

This kind of post is why people think you're a troll.

I have a buddy who would like to go spew with you for the lolz. When are you usually around on 888?