high stakes professional

Do you honestly believe its gonna happen? lol

Koshko is our dear autistic paisting's concerned father trying to make some kind contact with his son. Keep it simple stupid, remove the french fries and add the broccoli to his dinner plate. A few angry yells beyond his metallica plastered door can only help your relationship.

man so unlucky, it's like you shove 200 hands in a row and then finally get a shoving hand and the donkwhalepro wins

I don't think this post makes you look as cool as you think you are...

I have lurked on this forum sporadically for a long time. I finally created an account, after seeing this thread I realized how much I am missing out on by not participating.

After reading this thread I am utterly lost for words. I can just say, WOW!

Paisting - I decided to put in some OT and play a little 2nl, hoping to come across you. My normal game is going out the window. I have one goal in mind and that is to steal your blind. I don't care if I have to spew 10 stacks to get it. In my mind stealing 1 of your blinds has more value than winning 5 buy-ins haha.

In all seriousness, your mentality of poker is way out in the left field. You look at the game like it is a back alley street fight. The funny thing is I actually think you could be a winner, but that weird blind theft mental thing is killing you.

For the love of god whatever you do avoid live straddle games at all costs! If you happen to play a live straddle game, boy do I feel sorry for the poor souls who try to steal your straddle. Little do they realize they will have a mortal enemy for life if they made a move on your straddle. I actually think if that scenario ever happened the aftermath would make it on the world news.

Paisting, how did June go for you? I know you improved last month, curious if you improved again.

Whole month on ACR games with not so good results. It's again more loses than during previous month. Little bit EV back. Still waiting first winning month.

You only played 2nl? really?

Paisting would you prefer having a winning month and running a lot under EV or having a losing month and running a lot over EV?

Paisting, you can easily achieve winning month simply by not playing. Or just steal 1bb and leave the table.

Thanks for the update. Have you ever thought about trying to only shove AA/KK/QQ/AK pre flop?

I have been searching the classifieds high and low trying to find a big blind for sale.

Paistings - Yours wouldn't happen to be for sale would it?

I transferred you a buy-in on ACR about a week ago.
With a note saying "Shove it in their face!!!" Did you get it? I think from now on when I get tilted, rather than spew,
it would be much cheaper for me to transfer you a buy-in and have you do the dirty work for me.

It looks like you could have popped the cherry on having a winning month if just stopped playing after 500 or 600 hands last month.

no poker pros play 500-600 hands per month.

Paistings don't want any stinking pre-flop charts. He fights the good fight by punishing blind stealers by shoving it in their face. It is his duty after all.

I see you are new here.

Paisting would shove your (or anyone's) preflop chart in the middle, along with a 100bb stack, blind, preflop, the second he gets screwed over by a stupid whale. Preflop charts, coaching, and logic, are not the way Paisting likes to learn.

The closer you get to losing nothing, the closer you are to winning.

I may be wrong about this but my guess is that in the long run you will always lose whatever you put on the table.

Some good first steps to losing less would be to

a) always buy in for the minimum
b) turn off auto-rebuy (this is a tool for WINNING players who want to maximize their win rate, not you)
c) rebuy for the mimimum once you lose your entire stack.

Also, always cash out your equity when you get it in ahead if you know you will get triggered whenever someone sucks out on you.

I know it sounds simplistic but those steps combined should save you like $5,000 per year lol

page the doctor

I've tested out some all or fold games on gg poker (yes said earlier that never make account to that site but i've got some free starting money to there). It seems I have really big edge to those players with 10bb stack. But seems like I'm losing like hell even the graph shows $50 up. I just played a little and tracker shows I'm up $4 but from my account missing $14. Tracker won't show any rake paid. Does anybody knows how much the rake is? And seems like this game is hoax even I'm way better than that pool.

first after winning graph

But not winning. Deposited 2 times $50 and now only under $40 left. Seems like hoax.

sure you are buddy.

It's called rake, Paisting.

It must be absolute massive. Didn't fine anywhere info how much is it. But definitely you can't make money on that game even I'm ahead like 8/10 times against them when money goes in.

Paistings - The entertainment you have provided me with this thread is priceless. Hours and hours of laughing reading the posted chat logs etc.
I give you my word if I ever score big in a tourney I will give you one shot to get back to even by buying you into a 5k live event.