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Look those hands. Is there shoving with 94o? No. There is hands where I brutally destroy those limp callers, 100% steal callers and donkeys. I brutally outplay them because they play so badly. And I lose with 90-80% equity. I should put them to poorhouse because they burn money. Normal people with normal brains won't steal raise 100% if someone plays back. Thet keep on doing it. I'm ahead on every game move they make, I exploit their every strategy to the point they call me with maximum 20% usually smaller equity. And I lose. You see those hands

That software is not so good. If you really want to make sims you need Pio. And that is not so useful on nl2. Problem with those are hand ranges. People on nl2 are playing so weird ranges that it's impossible to make any scenarios.

If you would have half the brain of the people you describe above, you would be at least break even at the easiest poker games in the world. I doubt you would win against my dog....

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02-02-2022 , 05:06 PM

#5802

Paisting

adept

Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 987

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Originally Posted by Kendoo

If you would have half the brain of the people you describe above, you would be at least break even at the easiest poker games in the world. I doubt you would win against my dog....

You have wrote this same text over 10 times but you don't have balls to show that you can do it. And when you find those you can't do it. Read those hands and show me. Play 20k+ hands and show me. You're nothing but a big mouth before it. Prove us.

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02-02-2022 , 05:24 PM

#5803

MastaAces

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 10,114

yeah, nobody can beat 2NL. Paisting is the only one that CAN do it, he just doesn't. prove it buster!

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02-02-2022 , 05:29 PM

#5804

herbalerv

adept

Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 786

Paisting anyone that gets all in as often as you will get 21 bad beats of that sickness like that per 20k hands.

Just that anyone else doesn't then shove the other 19979 hands with any 2 cards and so our end of month graphs look a little different.

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02-02-2022 , 05:40 PM

#5805

Kendoo

banned

Join Date: Jul 2021 Posts: 787

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Originally Posted by Paisting

I already told you the following fact my little paisting darling:
You lose about 100bb/100 in average (probably more)
If you pay 20bb/100 on rake there are still 16 players with 5bb/100 only against you.
Nobody who plays against you is a losing player because you are their cash dispenser.
You are the biggest poker loser in the easiest games worldwide
So stop crying and get mental help - you are not unlucky but mentally ill.

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02-03-2022 , 01:31 AM

#5806

VeniceMerchant

adept

Join Date: Mar 2020 Posts: 720

Paisting,
instead of showing 5 unlucky hands in a vaccuum, why don't you record an entire session of you trying to outplay these terrible fish? That way, if you really are getting unlucky, everyone here will finally have proof.

Better still, of the 23 000 hands you played last month, filter the results by all ins. I'm sure it's a number in the 1000s.

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02-03-2022 , 04:18 AM

#5807

-XxX-

newbie

Join Date: Feb 2022 Posts: 33

If you avoid the tilt moments from which you lose money, you can start earning. This is my sample of 27k hands in 12 days on NL2. If you want I'll post after 30 days full time poker in NL2 results! Regards!

Last edited by -XxX-; 02-03-2022 at 04:32 AM.

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02-03-2022 , 05:10 AM

#5808

-XxX-

newbie

Join Date: Feb 2022 Posts: 33

a little advice from me: after each session, examine your hands (losers and winners); read some books; watch a video (there are so many free ones on the internet) and most of all - STOP TILTING. If you don't do something to improve your game, your results will be the same every month.

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02-03-2022 , 09:01 AM

#5809

heat555

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 545

Yes, but you're not punishing min-raisers enough, so what's the point of winning?

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02-03-2022 , 10:59 AM

#5810

LivingOffEV

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2020 Posts: 270

I'm glad someone can finally be arsed to show Paisting that 2nl is the easiest ****ing game.

Edit: In b4 he claims that graph isn't real and losing hands have been deleted from the db.

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02-04-2022 , 06:43 AM

#5811

Kendoo

banned

Join Date: Jul 2021 Posts: 787

Everybody with a normal brain has 10bb+/100 at 2NL (with paisting on the tables 15bb+/100)

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02-04-2022 , 10:34 AM

#5812

Slugant

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 7,164

i hope someone with a lossrate of 100/bb+ at the tables increases ur winrate with more than just 5bb, everyone with a normal brain understands that

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02-04-2022 , 12:08 PM

#5813

ddn

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2021 Posts: 231

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Originally Posted by Paisting

People who played against you in the past have posted hand histories of you open shoving hands like 94o, A2o, etc. for 300bb. Given your results, do you really expect anyone to believe you've stopped doing that now and are just extremely unlucky? I suspect you're simply cherry picking the few hands you got it in good while conveniently ignoring all the punts. Feel free to post your entire database and prove me wrong though.

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Originally Posted by Paisting

That software is not so good. If you really want to make sims you need Pio. And that is not so useful on nl2. Problem with those are hand ranges. People on nl2 are playing so weird ranges that it's impossible to make any scenarios.

I'm not even talking about making sims. I'm talking about learning some theoretical preflop ranges and sticking to them.

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Originally Posted by Paisting

Here's my sample at 2NL ZOOM on Pokerstars, which apparently is the toughest 2NL format in the world

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02-04-2022 , 12:38 PM

#5814

Donsmak

enthusiast

Join Date: Jan 2019 Posts: 57

Paisting is like Instagram models in 2+2 just seeking attention

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02-05-2022 , 08:57 AM

#5815

dingdongdonkey

banned

Join Date: Jun 2017 Posts: 1,061

Your prayers have been answered, Paisting on Hustler Casino Live

(4:13:55)

Last edited by dingdongdonkey; 02-05-2022 at 09:08 AM.

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02-05-2022 , 09:47 AM

#5816

-XxX-

newbie

Join Date: Feb 2022 Posts: 33

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Originally Posted by LivingOffEV

Edit: In b4 he claims that graph isn't real and losing hands have been deleted from the db.

I understand him. He does not want to understand that the only problem is in his game. When someone shows him he's a winning player, he doesn't want to believe it. However. I don't want to spam in his topic. Let him decide for himself.
P.S. after 14 days NL2 - 33k hands

End!

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02-05-2022 , 01:06 PM

#5817

Paisting

adept

Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 987

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Originally Posted by dingdongdonkey

Your prayers have been answered, Paisting on Hustler Casino Live

They asked so why not. Didn't get any good hands though and haven't played live at all. But I really put some pressure on them.

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02-05-2022 , 02:22 PM

#5818

teddybloat

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 421

paisting, this blog is falling off the page earlier and earlier each month.

watching a degen post the results of his addiction each month and then lie to himself just isnt compelling.

people don't believe you, and don't take you seriously enough to debate you.

why don't you take a leaf from your fellow problem gambler, 6betme, and give us some updates on your life.

what non poker achievements have you accomplished, what are your life ambitions, what do you do with your friends.

break us some crumbs before the inevitable drop off to page 3 before the next pathetic graph update.

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02-05-2022 , 04:36 PM

#5819

FutureInsights

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,509

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Originally Posted by teddybloat

There is no life outside the tables? Maybe he is getting more sleep? I can play every other day for 1/2 hour (less than more) fast fold. No losses to this magnitude.

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02-05-2022 , 07:33 PM

#5820

OG_Tuff

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2018 Posts: 465

Agree the thread is dead. This is all just depressing now instead of intriguing in any way.

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02-06-2022 , 01:07 PM

#5821

Paisting

adept

Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 987

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Originally Posted by OG_Tuff

Agree the thread is dead. This is all just depressing now instead of intriguing in any way.

Check top 10 most viewed blogs. Also tell me when you have seen last time that dead blog is advertised with banner here like mine? In fact, how many blogs has achieved that banner overall?

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02-06-2022 , 01:15 PM

#5822

Kendoo

banned

Join Date: Jul 2021 Posts: 787

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Originally Posted by Paisting

Check top 10 most viewed blogs. Also tell me when you have seen last time that dead blog is advertised with banner here like mine? In fact, how many blogs has achieved that banner overall?

Image being the biggest freak in the freakshow and being proud of it...

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02-06-2022 , 02:44 PM

#5823

enzet

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 1,380

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Originally Posted by Paisting

Check top 10 most viewed blogs. Also tell me when you have seen last time that dead blog is advertised with banner here like mine? In fact, how many blogs has achieved that banner overall?

they made fun or you.

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02-06-2022 , 03:19 PM

#5824

SchroedingersDonk

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 211

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Originally Posted by teddybloat

what non poker achievements have you accomplished, what are your life ambitions, what do you do with your friends.

Easily the saddest bit of this whole saga is that every moment Paisting spends in a futile attempt to chase six-figure losses at 2NL is a moment not spent pursuing something he might actually be good at. That inability to admit to himself that he just isn't any good at poker is costing him far more than just money.

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02-06-2022 , 04:15 PM

#5825

dingdongdonkey

banned

Join Date: Jun 2017 Posts: 1,061

Yeah, just imagine the complete and utter humiliation of having put yourself in a position where you can't even buy christmas presents for your parents. I guess you have to have shut yourself off from reality 100% and have no support in real life whatsoever for that to happen.

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