Idk what slot machines you've been playing...

I really owned these gimps last night too:




When is a pair of queens EVER good here?

Paid me off like a slot machine!

I hate it when I am on a nut flush draw, calling every bet villain on flop and turn, then when I check raise the river when my flush completes and they fold! I hate that:

In the hand below, I got my nut flush and he doesn't call!




I also hate when I try to rep the flush with air and bet out the river only to get called by Ace high! They are nearly always right as is the case below! :



And last but not least, ye olde min-raise on the river is ALWAYS the nuts my friends:

Spotting AKdd/AQdd is easy:



These mobile phone players never can lay down a draw.

I always call these spots because f*ck those people who shove there

LOL, I always call them too!! "Cut off your nose to spite your face" I love it!

Here's a classic example of a guy who can't fold AA -- I LOVE IT!

I love getting a set on the flop and just shipping it in, they ALWAYS call!! Silly wee gimps!

In the hand below, I obviously flopped my set, he bets into me with his AA and I ship all in and he insta-calls! LMAO! Drawing to a 2 outter! What a first class GIMP!



^^ Set of 10s holds for a nice little $22 pot! And gimpo with AA runns crys, why o why did I call with just a PAIR!

wait.. I breezed through

I like the idea of a 2nl---> challenge


but 1 month and your only at 10nl?

man.. I really wanted to see more


get it!

Yeah I'm waiting to get 80 buy ins to move to 25NL. My game is super swingy because I play like a maniac, I give action to everyone, except nits.

Here, in the hand below, I used my good old, "Q4 - let's gamble!" in chat before shipping all in:

Sorry Bl4ckd34th, the river WASN'T really lucky for me! I was value betting my pair of 8s. LOL

I'll pay that.

Had to give it a shot.

http://weaktight.com/7346120

LOL! Way to go meale! Very good! You know, I find I get loads of calls, far more people fall for it than you would think. It's good to do when you're about 200bb deep, in zoom, because people assume you are flipping and you won your last flip... then when you get another deep stack to call, you're insta 400bbs deep.


Anyway, today was a bad day on the tables. First losing day in a week, everyone called my big bluffs. Boo hoo! The only good thing was I made player notes on the guys who hero called me, so I can ship it on them with the nuts.

I should make my notes more professional though, instead of "This total freaking DONK called 70bbs with 2 pair on a 4 to a straight board!!?!?"

Did another, "Q4 - Let's gamble boys!!!"

I think they would fold KK and AK if you didn't say q4 let's gamble

nice thread, gogo!

Pleasure doing business with you

Yeah I had nothing and didn't want to bluff a Qxx flop.

Had a horrible beat today. Put me on monkey tilt, spewed 8 buy ins, no big deal.








Here's to a better day tomorrow.

How that fish managed to even get a stack of 5 buy ins in zoom astounds me. I mean, CO invests only $2.33 by the stage he's facing a $20 200bb call or shove. "I have the nut flush draw, insta-call!!! INSTA INSTA INSTA CALL!! BBOOOOOOOMMMM!!" If you are reading this, F U!

Edit to add: Oh and CO is such a gimp that he clicks "all in" when all he had to do was call. I suppose he thought he was a rock star "moving all in". **** him! Piece of **** donk, I'll get all his money next time I catch him drooling on his keyboard with a busted flush draw, holding on to nothing else but his withered old cock that's only useful for pissing out of.

Co had like 30% equity there? Sucks but can happen I guess :P

Also he bets 20 to get 60 so 30% is not too bad here....

Lol alright had to come here to post this. I love you dude never thought it would work haha.


PokerStars Zoom Hand #129716628794: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2015/02/01 8:52:19 ET
Table 'Donati' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: NoJony ($7.83 in chips)
Seat 2: Mr.M.Roth ($4.98 in chips)
Seat 3: KoMiTeKrade ($12.45 in chips)
Seat 4: Sollo Junkie ($6.96 in chips)
Seat 5: Messagez ($6.60 in chips)
Seat 6: Vinipuh_86 ($5 in chips)
Mr.M.Roth: posts small blind $0.02
KoMiTeKrade: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Messagez [As Ac]
Sollo Junkie: folds
Messagez: raises $0.10 to $0.15
Vinipuh_86: folds
NoJony: raises $0.35 to $0.50
Mr.M.Roth: folds
KoMiTeKrade: folds
Messagez said, "q4 lets gamble :P"
Messagez: raises $6.10 to $6.60 and is all-in
NoJony: calls $6.10
*** FLOP *** [Jc Ts 6d]
*** TURN *** [Jc Ts 6d] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [Jc Ts 6d Kd] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Messagez: shows [As Ac] (a pair of Aces)
NoJony: shows [Ad Ks] (a pair of Kings)
Messagez collected $12.72 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $13.27 | Rake $0.55
Board [Jc Ts 6d Kd 4d]
Seat 1: NoJony (button) showed [Ad Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: Mr.M.Roth (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: KoMiTeKrade (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Sollo Junkie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Messagez showed [As Ac] and won ($12.72) with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: Vinipuh_86 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Good job, Jamie Gold, you really talked him into it

Thanks man, really appreciate it

LOL

LOL Messagez way to go!!!

Yeah, I mostly do it either UTG or in the SB when everyone folded to me.... I reckon... meh, they're probably going to fold to a 3.5x anyway, may as well try my angle.

I have another top secret angle with AA too. I may as well divulge:

This is only for when you get them UTG.

Start typing like crazy that you have AA, eg:

AA guys!!
AA
AA
AA
AA
I have AA please call!!
AA
AA

Then, this is the magic bit.... say you have AsAh... you say in chat after you've wasted like 20 seconds typing all that crap above... you say this, "I have the AdAc"...

Then shove all your chips in and beg for calls.

You will get one moron with the Ad or Ac that gets confused and calls.

"He can't have the Ace of diamonds because I have it.. he must have just a random ass hand, I'm probably ahead, he's a noob.. asking for calls? He obviously wants a fold shoving all in - I call with AT"

It's such a moronic move in itself, it actually works. Again, only do it UTG when you have like 10 other cards out there to catch the aces you have announced. Works better in FR obviously.

PRO TIP: If anyone starts questioning you (because they have the ace you announced), then start begging them for a fold because you really need the money.

Pretty sick call against a high statistical turn raiser: Against myself, 100% raise on the turn, against the field 77%. Raises aggressively draws and overs.



The ship on the turn here especially made no sense as it didn't complete any draw except some random connected straight cards which aren't calling a 3bet as villain has high fold to 3bet %. Only thing it could have repped was pocket 5s exactly. Put villain on high flush cards, spades or clubs, AK, AQ, AJ, that kinda thing. Obvious bluff shove was obvious.

Have no idea where you got "raises draws and overs" from. I'm pretty sure you're reading into stats way too much as this isn't indicative of my play style at all. 77% raise turn vs field? roflolwhat where on earth are you getting this from?

3betting 44 in SB is pretty terribad for your frequencies here btw. I don't think I need to tell you how bad your turn sizing is either. I also rep all sets on the turn; you rep a bluff also when dbarreling with that sizing on that board.

TBH I don't usually peel turn here but did it for the banter since you're a 2p2'er



I still like my shove given fold equity vs your range especially when you rep junk with that sizing. But yeah, sort out your HUD or w/e is telling you I play turns aggressively because it's blatantly false. Just happened to be right this time. :P