+1 7th

Guess i'm 9th then, **** me people like free money

10th may as well not bother as there is now no chance I won't be posting pics before the 10th of Feb!

in for freeroll obv :>

****. 2 sec too late lol

how does it feel to get bumhunted? 2p2 need to ban these freeroll scripts

Haha!

I'm now friends with her on facebook again, will start to get a collection together

Wonder if any of the current zoom nl500 regs would have a bet with me regarding total winnings this year

Sick thread man! Will be following!

I think the 88 fold is fine by the way :P Overbets gonna overbet.

We will never know

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Just got a load of photo's from her album... Now I have to upload them all!

Sorry to say, but it doesn't look like I'll be giving away $10k.

Before I post some pictures I'll give a quick rundown in words of what happened on the trip:

- We all missed our connecting flight from Charlotte to Vegas

- Got in a taxi from the airport in Vegas to go to the house we were staying at. Gave my bag that I had my important stuff in like $, passport, wallet, etc to a friend who was sitting in the front whilst I put my suitcase in the boot. When he paid the cab driver $ at the end, he left my bag in the front. 1hour later I asked him in the house for my bag, his face instantly went white. Told him to gtfo and not come back until he found it. Luckily 2hours later the guy brought my bag back - could have lost $15k+.

- Swongzzz on the roulette - what else do you expect from me in Vegas on my birthday.

- First night someone gets so drunk they try get into the next doors house thinking it was ours. They ring the police who then ring for an ambulance to put him on some sort of sober drip. Costs him nearly $2k.

- 3rd night someone throws a wine glass on the floor next to the jacuzzi (?) and then a few hours later someone walks on it, and I'm not sure how but cuts his thumb in the process (and not his feet). He then gets into the jacuzzi and just falls asleep. Wakes up and the jacuzzi is just bright red from all his blood loss. Has to go off in a ambulance and requires 12 stitches. GG. Only cost $400 though.

- One of the lads gets banned from all Caesar's hotels. Got a room with a drug dealer and hookers to then wake up and see 8 security guards raid the room and ban him for life. Turned out he was with a guy who was banned for life from Caesar's already.

- Accusations of being a professional card counter. Security get called and all get escorted out the casino. Think maybe banned from the Luxor now.

- Lost all of the house deposit. Emailed the guy asking for the deposit back to which he replied 'You destroyed my house'. Tbf he was a pr*ck who came round to tell us that he bet and won $100k on the superbowl Ravens game and then just snap left the house. Douche imo so he got what he deserved!

- Afrojack playing at XS. Darth Vadar bringing out bottles of Dom P at LAX. TED the teddy bear bringing out bottles of Cristal champagne at Tao. Had some pretty epic tables going on in the nightclubs.

- Me and Amy getting 4 way dances going on in the strip club. One of the best moments of my life, her just letting me spank some sl*ts arse!

- Hookers at the house f**king off with wallets and a phone.

All in all it was just so sick. I even woke up one night in some weird dream, like I was sweating like Tony Soprano, almost fainted and then just started having tears down my face. Was proper f**ked up. I have no idea why this happened, maybe just having a weird dream affected by all the alcohol.

Oh that reminds me:

- One night I got so drunk I told Amy I'm still in love with my ex (not thought of or seen her in 5 years!). That was weird...


Anyway, photo uploading time...

Some of the photos from my 25th Birthday Vegas Trip!

Amy doing what she does best - drinking...




Main bit of Marquee nightclub @ Cosmopolitan:




Erin, Amy’s +1, doing I’m not sure what, by the girls in the Tao bathtubs:




Amy posing:



View from off the top of the Stratosphere looking towards the Strip:




All just smashed in the club, not sure which one…




First night out at Drais (a club which opens at like 3am) as we all got to the house at like 1am that night:



Me posing (?) with Amy doing not sure what:




Nightclub photo:




Came up with some initiations for people. For this guy, I made him dress up as a hot dog and eat as many as he could in 10mins. Think he only managed 7:




Looking down the house:




Amy posing with glasses on:




Looking pretty sober here, sick bluff:




Amy taking a photo of a bit of the Bellagio and The Cosmopolitan:




Friend of mine in a costume I bought to do his initiation in:




Amy with curly hair . Prefer her with straight tbh:




2 of the lads:




This guy brought out the bottles of Dom P at LAX. Whole club just pauses and the Star Wars music is played followed by ****** in Paris. Pretty sick!




2 more random costumes I bought. Sperm man and willy man ftw!



Brought my cousin along with us this time. Here he is!



Also brought out Dom P…



Some random donk rapper at LAX – he was sh*t.



The other initations – What I said was, each person had a minute to take a lime to the eye, neck a pint of beer and 2 shots of vodka then dive into the pool. Pool was literally the most freezing pool I ever felt. If I said to someone do 5 lengths for $500, they couldn’t.



Cabana view looking out on to XS pool. Best nightclub in the world imo!



Picture looking away from the strip taken off the top of the Stratosphere:



Amy chilling at LAX:




Half of the group:




Second night we went to Surrender nightclub. That DJ (forgot who) killed it that night… Saw Negreanu for the second time in a year there too:




Most of the group:




After Afrojack at XS:




Limo to the nightclubs each night:



Amy protecting me from more Vodka (I’m passed out obv) at XS:




Better view of XS outdoors area:




Brought a Vagina costume. Made this guy wear it on night 1 whilst pre drinking as he was the guy who left my $15k in the taxi:




Taking a lime to the eye:




Cristal Champagne at Tao:




Nightclub shot:




View of the Bellagio and fountains:




View of most of the downstairs of the house:




At Drais I think on our first night:




Victim of the lime:




Me and the lets leave $15k in the taxi donk:



Frog, Cavewoman, Willyman and Supersperm. Nice shot of Amy’s boob job:




Me and one of my best bro’s:




Obv I am too lazy to go to the gym, but one of my mates wasn’t…




Don’t forget Mr Blobby…




Never thought much of Tao nightclub at The Venetian, but it was actually my best night that trip. DJ Five killed it. Oh and I think Amy arranged for “Happy 25th Birthday Coops” to be written where it says DJ Five too later on that night…




Another photo of the Bellagio Fountains:




Got kicked out of the Venetian ftw:




Drais first night:




Another view of Tao nightclub:




Me and Amy after getting kicked out of the Luxor for card counting!




Amy and her buddy:




Ultimately, a trip like that ends up with this on day 9:

std vegas

epic photos!
mbn

Haha, was going to berate you for allowing people to wear England shirts on holiday (tacky as f mate) but Mr Blobby costume kills it

Lol, we got them done for the World Cup 2 years ago.

Speaking of tour shirts (tacky i know, but f**k it) - I got some made for this trip - here is the logo:



Bit of banter to just wear around the house etc

epic pics, epic stories man

Wow looks awesome
mbn

Haha, some ****ing awesome photos bro, i din't know Amy had a bigger dick than u though Some nice ones of the bellagio and that too.

Also in for hotdog eating competition.

lol'd numerous times man. looks like u had a blast!

Great photos! I can only imagine how much of a laugh you guys had out there

Wow. Sounds like an awesome time. Sick life.

So you flying MattDaBeast out to Vegas for your 26th or what?

Besides alcohol and party holidays, where in the world have you been to discover new things, meet new people/cultures and develop yourself? What of those places do you recommend most and why?

If the girl in your avatar comes too

Well I lived in New York for 2 years when i was 3-5 then Hong Kong for 4 years from the age of 5-9. When I was in HK my dad had a job where he'd be travelling every week to various Asian countries and racked up a load of air miles. We had family holidays like 5 times a year throughout all the Asian countries bar Japan/Korea. Been to Aus/NZ like 5 times too. Been to 5-6 countries in Africa in my teens (when I lived in the UK), travelled America 3 years ago and done most countries in Europe. Never been to South America though, which is somewhere I'll want to go one day. I travelled around Asia too with my gf in late 2011 which I guess wasn't really discovering new things, but reliving them. It was all new for her though.

It's hard to come up with a place I'd recommend the most. Everyone is different. But the places I most enjoy going to are America (mainly LV), but other cities like San Diego, LA, Miami, NY were great imo. Then my favourite country in Asia is definitely Thailand, although HK & Singapore are up there too. I stayed in always very good hotels etc when I did the travelling, never stayed in any kind of living standards that the locals are used to. That would have def altered my opinion of my experience. Why would I recommend them? Just love the way of life really - everyone is so friendly in Thai, service is really good and some of the beach resorts are so picturesque and relaxing.

I think if I was to develop myself, I'd need to travel around S America or in the underdeveloped countries of Asia and/or Africa. Not staying in 4/5* hotels, but instead living close with the local communities and offering my help in their schools or with their daily work for no wage. One day I will do that for sure!