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why dont u apply to all the credit card companies and get a few K off each one , u could play NL1OOO and just crush . i think u have just been unlucky so far .

I agree with bolded. Dumb post otherwise. Who would be that stupid...

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09-18-2012 , 09:04 PM

#102

Gamblinsasin

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Originally Posted by harrington1

why dont u apply to all the credit card companies and get a few K off each one , u could play NL1OOO and just crush . i think u have just been unlucky so far .

LMAO - you forgot to ask for site/ sn/ time he plays??? Just so you can rail him of course

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09-19-2012 , 01:15 AM

#103

PlutovovFU

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Originally Posted by YOLOSWAG

I would say thanks for the support but there is none

Hey thats not true!

I got faith! Always had! You cant quit, you put in to many hands...A few 100K more and you gonna see some openings here and leaks in your own game you keep doing.

Step down the limits and show them whoes boss.
And pls dont tell me you use HEM during play time. Leak NUMBER 1!

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09-19-2012 , 01:52 AM

#104

dzigi

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[ ] brm
[ ] initial br of 2000
[ ] 2 mil

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09-19-2012 , 02:15 AM

#105

YOLOSWAG

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So was out drinking with friends when I had a vision. I will start playing PLO. holdem is so boring and solved, plo is where the moneys at. (and all the hifhstakes action <-- WHERE IM AIMING)

I have scrapped together $700 for a poker roll, will start grinding plo100 tomorrow and report back soon

i feel like this might be it, 2M HERE I COME

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09-19-2012 , 02:52 AM

#106

lolplaid

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op what is your screenname i wanna rail

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09-19-2012 , 04:19 AM

#107

holtomigLAN

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Epic thread

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09-19-2012 , 07:03 AM

#108

PlutovovFU

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I lolled really hard of your last post OP

GLGL

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09-19-2012 , 07:05 AM

#109

Rocky-PN

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gogogogo

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09-19-2012 , 07:08 AM

#110

fibe9

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this thread is hilarious

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09-19-2012 , 07:13 AM

#111

HappyFoldICM

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Originally Posted by lolplaid

op what is your screenname i wanna rail

Rail or bumhunt :P ?

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09-19-2012 , 07:42 AM

#112

SuqAta8

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10/10 would read again

100-->3.2k roulette

gtfo

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09-19-2012 , 07:58 AM

#113

LC14

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Lol so obvious that OP is trolling but its funny af. Well done OP.

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09-19-2012 , 08:41 AM

#114

shparoga

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plo with 7 bi? can't ****ing wait to see that

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09-19-2012 , 10:38 AM

#115

YOLOSWAG

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JUST SO ****ING SICK. PLAY FIRST SESSION OF PLO WAS COOLERED ALL THE TIME. MY TOP TWO PAIR VS TOP SET MY KING HIGH FLUSH VS ACE HIGH FLUSH NEVER RUN THIS BAD LOST MY ROLL IN 50 MINUTES.

I don't know what to do. I 'm completely broke. Might have to ask money from my parents. (theyr rich

)

but so sick played well but cooler after cooler

went to look for graph in HEM BUT NO OMAHA SUPPORT **** YOU HOLDEM MANAGER

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09-19-2012 , 12:07 PM

#116

PlutovovFU

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Damn. Well get some dollars, do not kill this thread! It has the epic potential

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09-19-2012 , 12:39 PM

#117

Big_Mick00

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steal some money off your gran

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09-19-2012 , 12:59 PM

#118

ExpectedV

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so why did you leave your job?
oh right, to display great BRM, great talent, and great profit in poker.
WP

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09-19-2012 , 06:00 PM

#119

shparoga

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Originally Posted by YOLOSWAG

I don't know what to do. I 'm completely broke. Might have to ask money from my parents. (theyr rich

)

but so sick played well but cooler after cooler

why don't you ask them like 10k$ so you can be rolled to play nl600 with taking shots to nl1k and not these boring lower limits full of sick variance?

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Originally Posted by PlutovovFU

Damn. Well get some dollars, do not kill this thread! It has the epic potential

this! never give up op! never!

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09-19-2012 , 06:15 PM

#120

SuqAta8

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 21,876

steal 500k from parents

go to high roller casino

put 500k on red (red always wins)

bet 996,500 on red (red always wins)

take the 1993000, call ivey durr bilzerian and a couple billionaire asian businessmen, fly to macau, play in 1k/2k/4k

go all in first hand, leave with 7k profit and a total of 2mil

done

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09-19-2012 , 06:51 PM

#121

activee

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God this thread is hilarious but I feel bad for the guy if it's true. I don't wanna break the fun but you should stop dreaming. You think that Ivey woke up one day and thought : hey what if I borrow 2k to a friend and become a poker pro. Nah there is a long road to go through, like in everything in life. But again I had really good fun reading this. So if you take one more shot for the show make it big.

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09-19-2012 , 08:21 PM

#122

ExpectedV

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Originally Posted by activee

great first post
and you realize ivey was busto at AC and slept on the benches like a bum right?

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09-19-2012 , 08:29 PM

#123

PlutovovFU

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No reason to feel bad for him.Ivey was some sort of a bum to! A big % of us been there depositing funds we cant afford. He needs to learn how to walk. As i see it he got the passion the will and he claims himself he got some kind of natural born instinct! This thread is gonna be 5 stars next year. Fingers crossed

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09-20-2012 , 02:30 PM

#124

activee

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Originally Posted by ExpectedV

great first post
and you realize ivey was busto at AC and slept on the benches like a bum right?

No I didnt know about that. I wasn't sure if you were serious so I tried to find it on the net but I didn't find such a thing. I found that he was called No Home Jerome because he was always at the casino and using the ID of a friend (who was called jerome). So I don't know if you were joking or not

but thanks