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RANDY
Stanley, listen to me. I have SARS.
There's only a ninety-eight percent
chance that I will live.

STAN
No, Dad, NO.

RANDY
Listen, Stan. SARS is destroying our
people. The Native Americans put it
in the blankets they gave us. Soon
there will be only ninety-eight percent
of us left.

STAN
What can I do?

RANDY
You... must find a cure for SARS, son.
And save our people.

STAN
Cure SARS? Aw, Jesus!

RANDY
The spirit of middle-class white people
is strong in you, son. Seek out the
wise man in Bellocreek. Now go. GO!

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01-28-2020 , 03:10 PM

#2452

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Soon there will only be 98 percent of us left.

Lol classic Randy

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01-28-2020 , 03:21 PM

#2453

BiteMeFish

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 5,586

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Originally Posted by Garick

I mean, obv it is, since I changed the number to make the reference. The original was less respectful of the classics.

Derp. Didn't realize you'd made the change. The joker has become the joked.

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01-28-2020 , 03:37 PM

#2454

DeadMoneyWalking

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Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 32,396

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Originally Posted by Lapidator

Welp... At the moment, CoV mortality rate is closer to typical pnumonia and influenza (0.1 - 1%) and not nearly as bad as SARS (10%). Also, I have read that the CoV mortality rate is probably over estimated currently as the number of people who have or had it is almost certainly under estimated.

Considering the seriousness of how it is being handled, it seems unlikely to cause a major issue.

*The mortality rate thus far

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Originally Posted by BigSkip

This thread has the coronavirus imo.

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Originally Posted by johnny_on_the_spot

glad i never got into Corona. never thought that **** would kill people though. it's basically like mexican piss water.

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Originally Posted by BigSkip

Always figured it would be the tequilavirus that killed me.

You know Trump would impose sanctions if it was dubbed the Budlitis Virus

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01-28-2020 , 03:50 PM

#2455

feel wrath

The Situation

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 30,188

I remember having to fly to and from Taipei I via Hong Kong during the SARS virus.

The return flight to Hong Kong on a 300 person capacity jet, there were just the 6 of us from my group plus two others in business class and exactly zero passengers in the main cabin. Was very strange flying on a deserted plane

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01-28-2020 , 03:59 PM

#2456

BiteMeFish

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 5,586

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Originally Posted by DeadMoneyWalking

You know Trump would impose sanctions if it was dubbed the Budlitis Virus

Grill it to kill it

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01-28-2020 , 04:28 PM

#2457

Garick

Oberbiergenießer

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 26,624

IMTG. But not his taste in "beer."

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01-28-2020 , 06:40 PM

#2458

gobbledygeek

Poet Laureate of LLSNL

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 36,248

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Originally Posted by feel wrath

If there was one single person in the main cabin, please say you would have gone and sat directly beside them just for the funnies.

G"seat24F,that'sme!";fightingfortheelbowrestG

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01-29-2020 , 03:10 AM

#2459

DeadMoneyWalking

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Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 32,396

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Originally Posted by gobbledygeek

If there was one single person in the main cabin, please say you would have gone and sat directly beside them just for the funnies.

G"seat24F,that'sme!";fightingfortheelbowrestG

Casino urinal strategy.

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01-29-2020 , 11:29 AM

#2460

BiteMeFish

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 5,586

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Originally Posted by DeadMoneyWalking

Casino urinal strategy.

"Is this where all the dicks hang out?"

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01-29-2020 , 11:38 AM

#2461

DK Barrel

Concept of the Week author

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 6,797

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Originally Posted by DeadMoneyWalking

Casino urinal strategy.

Dunno what it is about casinos specifically but my casino urinal strat is whichever one has the smallest puddle of piss in front of it.

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01-29-2020 , 11:48 AM

#2462

Garick

Oberbiergenießer

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 26,624

Pandora just dropped a new track on me that is very interesting. A lot of Beck in it, but also some 21 Pilots and some folk influences.

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01-29-2020 , 12:09 PM

#2463

bwslim69

I'm a Diva, Bruh

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 24,937

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Originally Posted by Garick

Pandora just dropped a new track on me that is very interesting. A lot of Beck in it, but also some 21 Pilots and some folk influences.

Can def hear the Beck in the production

Will it be going on your iPod?

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01-29-2020 , 12:33 PM

#2464

miamicheats

i finance dead fish

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 17,159

Nice Wellington lapi. Looks delicious.

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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01-29-2020 , 12:52 PM

#2465

bwslim69

I'm a Diva, Bruh

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 24,937

Wow

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01-29-2020 , 01:05 PM

#2466

Lapidator

LLSNL Frequent Flyer

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 13,762

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Originally Posted by miamicheats

Nice Wellington lapi. Looks delicious.

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I can only hope I would be able to make it someday...

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01-29-2020 , 01:52 PM

#2467

Dream Crusher

banned

Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 18,786

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Originally Posted by bwslim69

Wow

I wouldn't pay more than $450k for that piece of crap.

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01-29-2020 , 02:06 PM

#2468

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 23,026

South America for steak

Argentinian steak for two set in the middle of the table & Ecuadorian churassco with eggs on top and rice on the side - the low end and high end steak options found everywhere down there and both taste amazing

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01-29-2020 , 02:33 PM

#2469

gobbledygeek

Poet Laureate of LLSNL

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 36,248

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Originally Posted by Garick

Pandora just dropped a new track on me that is very interesting. A lot of Beck in it, but also some 21 Pilots and some folk influences.

Didn't mind it when no one was singing (intro kinda catchy).

Kinda hated it whenever someone was.

Gimo,ETA(justforSlim):notipodworthy,lolG

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01-29-2020 , 02:47 PM

#2470

bwslim69

I'm a Diva, Bruh

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 24,937

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Originally Posted by gobbledygeek

Gimo,ETA(justforSlim):notipodworthy,lolG

Didn't think so. Do you like ambient music at all? Been on an ambient kick for the last few weeks

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01-29-2020 , 03:29 PM

#2471

gobbledygeek

Poet Laureate of LLSNL

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 36,248

I don't particularly search it out, but if I happen to stumble upon something I like, then on the ipod it goes. I'm not really sure what ambient means though; for me, it would mostly be anything without singing. I typically find lyrics sometimes help to connect with a song (even if only a word or phrase or two with the rest unheard / misheard), but I'm not opposed to none. But would mostly need either a hook or groove or at least an overall feeling to keep me interested.

GcluelessambientnoobG

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01-29-2020 , 03:33 PM

#2472

DeadMoneyWalking

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Originally Posted by rickroll

It looks as though some muchacho went @ twice with a blowtorch

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01-29-2020 , 03:49 PM

#2473

Dream Crusher

banned

Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 18,786

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Originally Posted by rickroll

You've failed to impress me with South American food. First off, I don't need an egg messing up the taste of my steak. Second of all, what's up with the sides? Looks like they took a hamburger meal and just replaced the bun and burger with a steak.

Amother food I'm not sold on: British. What's up with the sides on this steak? Peas, half a tomato, and "chips" (whatever the hell that is). She did finish the 48oz steak in under 7 minutes though.

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01-29-2020 , 05:18 PM

#2474

reaper6788

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 3,860

Only decent thing in Chilean cuisine: biffe chorizo a lo pobre. Steak with carmelized onions, eggs, and fries on the side. Good stuff.

Argentina is where it's at in terms of food in the southern cone. Forever north there's lots of good stuff obviously.