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08-30-2020 , 03:45 PM

#18901

Mr Spyutastic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 15,531

Skip, I just started watching 'Hoops' on Netflix. Is this based on your life?

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08-30-2020 , 03:54 PM

#18902

rickroll

temp-banned

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 25,797

this one is probably more appropriate for thread readers

https://www.pdfdrive.com/how-to-win-...e26978146.html

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08-30-2020 , 03:55 PM

#18903

BigSkip

The Situation

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 20,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic

Skip, I just started watching 'Hoops' on Netflix. Is this based on your life?

Got 5 text messages the day it came out asking that question.

Spoiler:

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08-30-2020 , 03:56 PM

#18904

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 51,170

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobFarha

That stuff about me splitting 4$ meals with thai girls is not an exaggeration. That’s a real thing I do and always do.

One of those girls wanted to hang out in america and asked me for a flight I was like uhhhh. No?

I also still angle shoot chipotle for double meat every single chance I get

**** the man

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Originally Posted by SABR42

What do you say to angle for double meat?

Do half one meat and half another... they dont have any "half scoop" portions so you end up getting double meat quantity or very close to it.

You could even pull off the ultimate hustle and say "Half barbacoa and then pause and say "You know what... the other half barbacoa too". Then you have a double meat portion of your one desired protein.

Happy to help you out SABR as I've enjoyed many of your SABRags™

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08-30-2020 , 03:59 PM

#18905

SABR42

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 23,259

Nice, will try that next time.

Usually I just ask for double meat up front and pay the extra lol. Chipotle fish obv.

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08-30-2020 , 03:59 PM

#18906

RobFarha

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 9,707

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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic

https://www.pdfdrive.com/private-dancer-d17305029.html

why is the file called BankAccountHoleCardViewer.exe

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08-30-2020 , 04:27 PM

#18907

guttterball

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 412

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Originally Posted by rickroll

this one is probably more appropriate for thread readers

https://www.pdfdrive.com/how-to-win-...e26978146.html

Closer but this is more relevant reading for the pen: https://www.pdfdrive.com/toilet-publ...165081981.html

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08-30-2020 , 04:42 PM

#18908

RobFarha

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 9,707

Spyu I’m 15 pages in and this is great

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08-30-2020 , 04:50 PM

#18909

Mr Spyutastic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 15,531

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Originally Posted by RobFarha

Spyu I’m 15 pages in and this is great

I thought it'd be right up your alley.

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08-30-2020 , 05:26 PM

#18910

zoltan

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 21,499

Quote:

Originally Posted by BiteMeFish

Drinking a Zoltan...

Spoiler:

Looks moderately hoppy with lots of pine.

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08-30-2020 , 05:48 PM

#18911

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 51,170

Quote:

Originally Posted by SABR42

Nice, will try that next time.

Usually I just ask for double meat up front and pay the extra lol. Chipotle fish obv.

Holla! McMuffin and SABR taking on Chipotle, one meal at a time!

You can also ask for extra anything else like cheese, beans, rice, etc. and its FREE.

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08-30-2020 , 06:05 PM

#18912

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 51,170

Quote:

Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin

Holla! McMuffin and SABR taking on Chipotle, one meal at a time!

You can also ask for extra anything else like cheese, beans, rice, etc. and its FREE.

Disclaimer:

You gotta pay for guac and no you can not get extra guac for free.

However...

Secret of the pros is dont get the guac on top of your bowl. Get it ON THE SIDE so they put it in a plastic container and top it off. You’ll actually get more guac that way and then you can expertly ration your guac as you go throughout eating your meal.

Happy eating SABR!

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08-30-2020 , 07:02 PM

#18913

BigSkip

The Situation

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 20,065

Rich custom house and $100k/month mother ****ers going to Chipotle and ish. Meanwhile I am slaving away on civil servant wages eatin' generic ramen noodles.

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08-30-2020 , 07:08 PM

#18914

bwslim69

I'm a Diva, Bruh

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 24,960

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Originally Posted by BigSkip

Rich custom house and $100k/month mother ****ers going to Chipotle and ish. Meanwhile I am slaving away on civil servant wages eatin' generic ramen noodles.

Love The Poors

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08-30-2020 , 07:43 PM

#18915

Mr Spyutastic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 15,531

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigSkip

Rich custom house and $100k/month mother ****ers going to Chipotle and ish. Meanwhile I am slaving away on civil servant wages eatin' generic ramen noodles.

Were you still able to scrape together $500 for the hooker?

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08-30-2020 , 07:46 PM

#18916

RobFarha

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 9,707

Spyu

10/10

too accurate and ive literally seen otherwise intelligent farang fall into this thai hooker money pit

Guy POV: I gave her 10,000 as I left. She seemed genuinely sad that I was leaving, but super appreciative of the money despite the fact I won't be around for a few weeks

Girl POV: How I live for 1 month 10,000? He joking??

so ***** good

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08-30-2020 , 08:21 PM

#18917

Mr Spyutastic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 15,531

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Originally Posted by RobFarha

Glad you liked it. Yeah I saw a lot of the same things myself. It was really on point and has held up quite well over all these years. Some things never change I guess.

I've always recommended this for the uninitiated to anyone traveling there.

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08-30-2020 , 08:56 PM

#18918

SABR42

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 23,259

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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin

Holla! McMuffin and SABR taking on Chipotle, one meal at a time!

You can also ask for extra anything else like cheese, beans, rice, etc. and its FREE.

Yeah I know all that is free, but how much rice and beans can you really eat, lol? I always ask for the sautéed peppers and onions, and the corn as well.

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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin

Did not now that guac on the side netted you more!. Thanks!

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08-30-2020 , 10:15 PM

#18919

BiteMeFish

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 5,586

Quote:

Originally Posted by zoltan

Looks moderately hoppy with lots of pine.

Was pretty bitter and not much of a head.

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08-30-2020 , 10:22 PM

#18920

BigSkip

The Situation

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 20,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic

Were you still able to scrape together $500 for the hooker?

Sold some plasma.

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08-30-2020 , 10:23 PM

#18921

BigSkip

The Situation

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 20,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by BiteMeFish

Was pretty bitter and not much of a head.

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08-31-2020 , 02:13 AM

#18922

DeadMoneyWalking

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 32,469

Quote:

Originally Posted by SABR42

What do you say to angle for double meat?

I believe you start by tapping your foot, and if it's reciprocated a few times offer your hand under the stall.

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08-31-2020 , 05:07 AM

#18923

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 51,170

Quote:

Originally Posted by SABR42

Did not now that guac on the side netted you more!. Thanks!

You're welcome SABR!

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08-31-2020 , 05:13 AM

#18924

Dream Crusher

banned

Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 18,786

I ate at Chipotle approximately 1,560 times over a 10 year period but that was way back in the day before all the workers became under-skilled and overworked. I'm not going to return to that shithole until they replace their employees with robots that know how to portion properly (among other things).

BTW, all that meat is gonna kill you meat eatin' mother****ers.

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08-31-2020 , 10:09 AM

#18925

Garick

Oberbiergenießer

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 26,936

W00T! Wife just got the dream job she interviewed for in December and didn't get. Second time's the charm! Promotion and raise, but also working on cutting edge stuff instead of routine boring stuff.

Frankly I'm just as happy she didn't have it during the madness, as it doesn't allow for WFH. The building is much better set up for dealing with COVID now, and they've spread the team that can't WFH out into some of the spaces newly opened by so many people who are WFH.

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