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08-26-2020 , 11:51 AM
F the police
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08-26-2020 , 12:43 PM
Had dinner last night with the girl I said is a 10/10 and way out of my league. I used my friend's trick and brought a single flower, and she liked that a lot. Had a really fun time, expect to see her again soon.

Also did well at poker. Had 3 straight losses last weekend but now 3 straight wins later I'm back at my peak.
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08-26-2020 , 12:48 PM
AMAB
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08-26-2020 , 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Garick
Not clicking on that. Cliffs?
Vid 1: When you play poker professionally you’re trying to take money from Bob, not the casino etc. When you bet against Timex making 90/100 free throws (Timex did it- legend-) or on sports etc. you are basically Bob.

Vid 2: Defends pro poker players from taking money from “Bob” to support their livelihood. Claims that you don’t know what is going in Bob’s life and he could easily be a degenerate sex addict. What’s there to feel bad about?

*Bob presumably is a whale*

*Just translating*
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08-26-2020 , 01:04 PM
Yesterday I had a date with this 10.1/10

I showed up in a new Lamborghini and gave her the keys, looking forward to our next date. She seemed to like the car a lot
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08-26-2020 , 01:07 PM
Speaking of self employed individuals living the life, put in a 60 hour week last week (study + play) w/ 80%+ of play being A-game play ime.

LFG. This sheeyit is great, basically the life I envisioned for myself.

“24/7” Intellectual stimulation and no boss ftw.

Also, to those that recommend I start a thread, that was a fantastic idea. Thanks guys!
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08-26-2020 , 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Garick
Well, your first infraction has expired, actually, so you're only at 90. No idea what the deal in NVG is, tho.
I don't know what NVG stands for nowadays but the one thread I post in had a lot of people chiming in to say NO SPECULATION ALLOWED, on a breaking news story Safe spacers are actually a thing.
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08-26-2020 , 01:54 PM
I'm glad Sabr was able to use that one weird trick to find success on his date. You'll never guess what happened afterwards! Number 5 will surprise you.
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08-26-2020 , 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by RoadtoPro
Vid 1: When you play poker professionally you’re trying to take money from Bob, not the casino etc. When you bet against Timex making 90/100 free throws (Timex did it- legend-) or on sports etc. you are basically Bob.

Vid 2: Defends pro poker players from taking money from “Bob” to support their livelihood. Claims that you don’t know what is going in Bob’s life and he could easily be a degenerate sex addict. What’s there to feel bad about?

*Bob presumably is a whale*

*Just translating*
As you get older, you would likely learn 2 things:

1. Who cares about justification.

2. You run out of ways to justify your actions and circle back to #1.
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08-26-2020 , 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic
I'm glad Sabr was able to use that one weird trick to find success on his date. You'll never guess what happened afterwards! Number 5 will surprise you.
Wait until he learns the TWELVE SECRET WORDS THAT WILL MAKE ANY WOMAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.

u sabr
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08-26-2020 , 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by RoadtoPro
Speaking of self employed individuals living the life, put in a 60 hour week last week (study + play) w/ 80%+ of play being A-game play ime.

LFG. This sheeyit is great, basically the life I envisioned for myself.

“24/7” Intellectual stimulation and no boss ftw.

Also, to those that recommend I start a thread, that was a fantastic idea. Thanks guys!


lol no boss tho
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08-26-2020 , 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic
I'm glad Sabr was able to use that one weird trick to find success on his date. You'll never guess what happened afterwards! Number 5 will surprise you.
As long as no one was surprised by number 2.


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08-26-2020 , 03:25 PM
I ate a burrito and masturbated last night
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08-26-2020 , 03:35 PM
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Wait until he learns the TWELVE SECRET WORDS THAT WILL MAKE ANY WOMAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.



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LOL I realize that's how it sounded afterwards.

Fair troll, I deserved that.
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08-26-2020 , 03:39 PM
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I ate a burrito and masturbated last night
Lolzzzzz.
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08-26-2020 , 03:42 PM
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I ate a burrito and masturbated last night

Did you go Motley Crue on it?
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08-26-2020 , 04:27 PM
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well guys it's been a good run, apparently adding a +1 when someone else calls out a mod is bannable these days, technically at 130 now so goodnight sweet princes of maine, you kings of new england
Who the F is that little *****?
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08-26-2020 , 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by BiteMeFish
Wait until he learns the TWELVE SECRET WORDS THAT WILL MAKE ANY WOMAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.

u sabr
I know one of the words is "roofie" but can't figure out the others.
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08-26-2020 , 04:29 PM
I went out with a 3/10 last night. Took her to Waffle House. She seemed to like it but I think she would have preferred we didn't go to the one she got fired from.
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08-26-2020 , 04:30 PM
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Also, to those that recommend I start a thread, that was a fantastic idea. Thanks guys!
What have been the benefits in your mind?
(Serious question)
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08-26-2020 , 05:47 PM
Sabr, really not sure about the rose
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08-26-2020 , 05:47 PM
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What have been the benefits in your mind?
(Serious question)
1) I get to use my time how I desire [x]

2) nobody tells me what to do [x]

3) I’m playing and studying a game all day.... [x]

4) I’m filling the hole I felt from stopping to compete in chess tournaments bi-weekly or thereabouts for 10+ years.... strategy games are my calling bruh

5) The money is fine and I’m just getting started

6) Progress

7) no regrets

Just to name a few.

That being said it’s difficult. I love basketball. Love it. I haven’t watched a single game, not one, from start to finish. I wake up in the morning, get ready etc. and do poker for like 10 hours straight with breaks in between for chess, errands etc.

I’m willing to work 80 hours a week to avoid working 40 on someone else’s terms so this lifestyle suits me.
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08-26-2020 , 05:50 PM
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Sabr, really not sure about the rose
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08-26-2020 , 05:51 PM
For the It's Always Sunny Fans:

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08-26-2020 , 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Randal_Graves
I ate a burrito and masturbated last night

You’re running above ev - I didn’t get the burrito
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