only if you arent into ass play

Everything is a session beer for me.

Only if he is younger and plays basketball.

Maybe Homer?

careful. my ******* is healthy now

I’m always down to invest in sure things

Better keep it away from Dnegs if you want to keep it that way.

Shiv incoming

Does he also tell people to check their privilege?

I mean, Americano is what it's called in USA#9, it's just that almost no one here drinks them, or even knows what they are.

I guess you could say, We No Speak Americano

IDK. How much basketball has he played?

Edit: my pony, it is slow.

Polk vs DNegs would have been interesting... 3 years ago. Now Polk is back picking at old scabs and trying to gain notoriety for his stalled non-poker YouTube channel(s).

Polk is a quitter. He quit poker, he quit trying to get his mayor removed after she was confirmed whackadoodle by CNN, and if DNegs is smart, he’d make the stakes so high that Polk would never be able to round up the money to play so Polk can quit again.

I used to really like Polk. He’s not relevant in poker anymore. I used to hate DNegs. I can tolerate him in quite small doses now.

They should just bury the hatchet or block each other. Either option works. There’s enough room in the world for both of them to wear their stupid tank tops.

There are WAY better things going on in 2020 poker. Watching 2 vloggers win bracelets has been a good thing during the apocalypse.

I’d quit poker too if not a single person, out of 7 billion, would compete with me in one of the purest formats of poker

Shouldn’t have been that difficult for all the smart people out there to beat a Mohawk tank top lesbian looking dude in his twenties who has never used a solver in an unsophisticated card game?

I’ll give 5/1 to anyone that thinks DNegs has the balls to play Doug in an all-online 25K+ hand challenge at 100/200 or higher.

All HUNL

Polk was doing calcs on spreadsheets before solvers were a thing. I remember a PM he sent me like 10 years ago on how to beat all the shortstackers that were playing in our games.

Exactly. That makes it even more impressive that (with the exception of Linus and a few others) nobody would play HU4Rollz vs him, even in 2020.

The world not only has access to solvers now but also his fundamental strat (his HU course).

Might as well quit when you’re on top like most legends do

lol That Benger vs Kassouf incident was so cringy. Rare you run into two people who both deserve to have their entrails eaten by rates while still alive in the same place, but there they were.

And Benger vs DNegs in a fight may be even money.

Basketball>Zoltan>Kassouf>Dnegs>Benger

2 > 1 > 4 > 5 > 3

Kassouf is people’s exhibit 1 of why countries couldn’t separate from Britain fast enough.

Ive got even money bets already with two guys from my home game who want to take Danny.

They only want action if it happens in the live arena which it very definitely won’t so it’s moot, but it’s funny how these guys really don’t respect how good the online heads up people are

Lively poker room.

Had to get my temperature electronically checked at the door which was interesting

Low of 80? Just secede and join Cali already.

Yeah I think it means something else.

So now you get a Hendon mob entry for a $100 daily min cash?

But they don't check IDs...

Tyson RJJ exhibition match > DP vs DN