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Hey I was wondering if any of you guys have played any serious chess?

Also seems like we need to have a fight club and some wagering on some bouts in vegas this summah...

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02-22-2020 , 03:18 PM

#4752

miamicheats

i finance dead fish

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Cowboy - sounds like a fun night

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02-22-2020 , 03:23 PM

#4753

sixsevenoff

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Originally Posted by bwslim69

Is there a list somewhere of who is getting the beatings?

Yeah, it's tattooed to your dick

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02-22-2020 , 03:23 PM

#4754

Dream Crusher

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I tend to fare quite well in fights vs chess players.

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02-22-2020 , 03:23 PM

#4755

sixsevenoff

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Originally Posted by squid face

Hey I was wondering if any of you guys have played any serious chess?

Also seems like we need to have a fight club and some wagering on some bouts in vegas this summah...

I used to play recreationally, I just don't have the time anymore. But don't talk about fight club, dipshit.

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02-22-2020 , 03:25 PM

#4756

Dream Crusher

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I think I see why the drunk was picking on you.

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02-22-2020 , 03:28 PM

#4757

Dream Crusher

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TwoPlusTwo Ad fail: 2 FREE 6oz Filet Mignons + Bacon.

I haven't eaten meat in about a month and only pussies eat bacon.

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02-22-2020 , 03:29 PM

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bwslim69

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02-22-2020 , 03:32 PM

#4759

Dream Crusher

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02-22-2020 , 03:34 PM

#4760

reaper6788

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Originally Posted by CowboyCold

One of my most memorable nights in Vegas was at the old Imperial Palace. My brother and I were slumming it playing the plastic horse racing game next to the bar when an Aussie rugby team that had won whatever championship they played for arrived.

The imperial palace. 10 years ago trashy Vegas was my favorite.

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02-22-2020 , 03:37 PM

#4761

SABR42

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76o, you're trying way too hard.

I speak for everyone here when I say that no one is amused. We're not laughing with you, or even at you. It's kind of sad actually.

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02-22-2020 , 03:39 PM

#4762

Dream Crusher

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Sure Imperial Palace was nicer than The Boardwalk Hotel and Casino but the rooms were dirty...I think the Imperial Palace's vacuum cleaner was broken.

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02-22-2020 , 03:42 PM

#4763

sixsevenoff

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Originally Posted by SABR42

76o, you're trying way too hard.

I speak for everyone here when I say that no one is amused. We're not laughing with you, or even at you. It's kind of sad actually.

It's 67o if you have to abbreivate

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02-22-2020 , 03:50 PM

#4764

reaper6788

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Originally Posted by Dream Crusher

Sure Imperial Palace was nicer than The Boardwalk Hotel and Casino but the rooms were dirty...I think the Imperial Palace's vacuum cleaner was broken.

I ran into vomit in the hallways multiple times lol.

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02-22-2020 , 04:07 PM

#4765

Mr Spyutastic

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Six, this is how you look to others when you talk about fighting and stuff.

Last edited by Mr Spyutastic; 02-22-2020 at 04:12 PM. Reason: Credit to: Cringetopia

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02-22-2020 , 04:10 PM

#4766

Donat3llo

Faster Than Ski Patrol

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Originally Posted by sixsevenoff

Yeah, it's tattooed to your dick

That's a small list

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02-22-2020 , 04:21 PM

#4767

sixsevenoff

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The thing is that I don't really act like this irl because people irl don't act the way you guys do. I mean if someone trolls me irl, I'll troll their ass back. Like some of the questions I get asked in here have like zero opportunity for a serious response.

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02-22-2020 , 04:34 PM

#4768

bwslim69

I'm a Diva, Bruh

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Originally Posted by Donat3llo

That's a small list

Not untrue

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02-22-2020 , 04:41 PM

#4769

feel wrath

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Originally Posted by sixsevenoff

Just take a breath and settle into the flow of the chat. You don’t need to answer everything or make it all about you.

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02-22-2020 , 05:02 PM

#4770

sixsevenoff

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Originally Posted by feel wrath

Just take a breath and settle into the flow of the chat. You don’t need to answer everything or make it all about you.

👍

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02-22-2020 , 05:02 PM

#4771

Mr Spyutastic

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Originally Posted by feel wrath

Just take a breath and settle into the flow of the chat. You don’t need to answer everything or make it all about you.

This is how I picture you talking to Six in my head.

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02-22-2020 , 05:12 PM

#4772

Dream Crusher

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UFC and boxing all day today! First fight ended in a quick KO.

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02-22-2020 , 05:15 PM

#4773

DeadMoneyWalking

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Originally Posted by Lapidator

Riddle time...

You are given 30 crisp new USD$100 bills. You have to arrange these into 3 piles, of which you will be able to keep only one pile chosen at random.

How should you arrange the three piles to maximize your take?

I like the version where you pick one, B is revealed, and you have the option to change your pick.

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Originally Posted by pokerodox

I hear it goes down counterclockwise in upside down land.

It must be why it's called 'blowing'

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Originally Posted by Dream Crusher

I tend to fare quite well in fights vs chess players.

Real chessers use floppy fabric boards.

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02-22-2020 , 05:17 PM

#4774

bwslim69

I'm a Diva, Bruh

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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic

This is how I picture you talking to Six in my head.

Feelers is Oriental?

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02-22-2020 , 05:20 PM

#4775

Lapidator

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Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 13,762

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Originally Posted by bwslim69

Feelers is Oriental?

Feels is just trying to get all his chores done... It's probably with a try

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