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07-23-2024 , 05:05 PM
SABR FARHA ackshun board

So far:

Cameraman:Ace
Rules committee: Ace
Commentators: Above Ev crew
Sportsbooking agent: The bank of spyutastic
Officials:
Drunken cheerleaders: Miami
Recreational pharm distributor: Rickroll
Purveyor of misinformation: Slim
Prizepool: squid 100$, Donatello??
Shittalking coach/hype man: King Spew
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07-23-2024 , 05:37 PM
11t keeps saying how gorgeous she is, so I think we might have a round card girl?
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07-23-2024 , 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by bwslim69
I am headed there tomorrow morning mate
you racing the montana loop as well or was this about going to montana right now or did you think this was about the fight
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07-23-2024 , 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
11t keeps saying how gorgeous she is, so I think we might have a round card girl?

I am not attending this spectacle. Everybody love everybody.

I could pull it off.


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07-23-2024 , 06:25 PM
SABR how interested in this are you and how much money can you borrow and escrow?
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07-23-2024 , 07:19 PM
$100 to the prizepool
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07-23-2024 , 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
11t keeps saying how gorgeous she is, so I think we might have a round card girl?
Feely I have you down for round card boy. Official uniform is obviously the Borat slingshot

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Originally Posted by rickroll
you racing the montana loop as well or was this about going to montana right now or did you think this was about the fight
check out Slims job - hope that helps

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Originally Posted by marknfw
$100 to the prizepool
You are the man - thank you for helping make the chat thread ossum again




SABR FARHA ackshun board

So far:

Cameraman:Ace
Rules committee: Ace
Commentators: Above Ev crew
Round card boy: Feely
Sportsbooking agent: The bank of spyutastic
Officials:
Drunken cheerleaders: Miami
Recreational pharm distributor: Rickroll
Purveyor of misinformation: Slim
Voice of reason: 11t
Prizepool: squid 100$, marknfw 100$, Donatello??
Shittalking coach/hype man: King Spew
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07-23-2024 , 08:19 PM
I will match skwidz $100 for the prize pool
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07-23-2024 , 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by squid face
Feely I have you down for round card boy. Official uniform is obviously the Borat slingshot
I was hoping you'd ask. I am in great ****ing shape right now

If Rob can spare some of the baby oil from his gun room I will be GTG
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07-23-2024 , 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by squid face
check out Slims job - hope that helps
i he never sent his linkedin, until then i'll just assume he's a fluffer
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07-23-2024 , 11:34 PM
How do we get SPC involved in this? Bike laps around the ring until the fight is done? Or…. ?
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07-24-2024 , 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by AcePlayerDeluxe
How do we get SPC involved in this? Bike laps around the ring until the fight is done? Or…. ?

They have to do her average workout routine before the fight.


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07-24-2024 , 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Donat3llo
I will match skwidz $100 for the prize pool
You da man! Lets get ready to rumble

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Originally Posted by AcePlayerDeluxe
How do we get SPC involved in this? Bike laps around the ring until the fight is done? Or…. ?
Its weird but spc has not yet gotten caught up in the media hype and frenzy this announcement has caused and appears to be nonplussed by the entire situation. Womenz amirite!?!




SABR FARHA ackshun board

So far:

Cameraman:Ace
Rules committee: Ace
Commentators: Above Ev crew
Round card boy: Feely
Sportsbooking agent: The bank of spyutastic
Officials:
Drunken cheerleaders: Miami
Recreational pharm distributor: Rickroll
Purveyor of misinformation: Slim
Voice of reason: 11t
Prizepool: squid 100$, marknfw 100$, Donatello 100$
Shittalking coach/hype man: King Spew

For those contributing to the prize pool I personally think that it should not be a winner take all (2/3 - 1/3 split?) but am happy to do what everyone wants
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07-24-2024 , 11:25 AM
$100 to the prize pool.

For clarification, are performance enhancers frowned upon or encouraged?
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07-24-2024 , 11:51 AM
I may have missed it but did both fighter agree to this?

From what I recall reading

Sabr - talks about lifting and wanting to use steroids
Rob - takes a shot
Sabr - shoots back
Rob - challenges to fight

Did Sabr actually respond?


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07-24-2024 , 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by BigSkip
$100 to the prize pool.

For clarification, are performance enhancers frowned upon or encouraged?

Encouraged

*this is not financial advice, I am not a medical doctor. Past performance is not indicative of future gainzzzzz.


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07-24-2024 , 12:02 PM
9 rounds of head buttin' followed by 1 round of head rubbin'?

Gi'llwatchfromadistancewithcoolindifferenceG
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07-24-2024 , 12:03 PM
In other news, I just got myself a man purse.

Gi'vebeentoldthisisasafespacenow,*fingerhoversover modbutton*G
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07-24-2024 , 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by gobbledygeek
In other news, I just got myself a man purse.

Gi'vebeentoldthisisasafespacenow,*fingerhoversover modbutton*G
What type? Fanny pack? Across the shoulder?
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07-24-2024 , 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by gobbledygeek
In other news, I just got myself a man purse.

Gi'vebeentoldthisisasafespacenow,*fingerhoversover modbutton*G
pics or it didn't happen
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07-24-2024 , 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by miamicheats
I may have missed it but did both fighter agree to this?

From what I recall reading

Sabr - talks about lifting and wanting to use steroids
Rob - takes a shot
Sabr - shoots back
Rob - challenges to fight

Did Sabr actually respond?


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SABR said this - which seems to indicate he is ready unless he would like to retract


Quote:
Originally Posted by SABR42
Rob sounds a little insecure that I'm stronger than him and could powerbomb him like a little bitch.

Quote:
Originally Posted by BigSkip
$100 to the prize pool.

For clarification, are performance enhancers frowned upon or encouraged?
Current trends indicate that the fans like the idea of a performence enhanced competition. Also, thank you for trying to help make this event happen









SABR FARHA ackshun board

So far:

Cameraman:Ace
Rules committee: Ace
Commentators: Above Ev crew
Round card boy: Feely
Sportsbooking agent: The bank of spyutastic
Officials:
Drunken cheerleaders: Miami
Recreational pharm distributor: Rickroll
Purveyor of misinformation: Slim
Voice of reason: 11t
Prizepool: 400 USD and growing
squid 100$, marknfw 100$, Donatello 100$, Skip 100$
Shittalking coach/hype man: King Spew

For those contributing to the prize pool I personally think that it should not be a winner take all (2/3 - 1/3 split?) but am happy to do what everyone wants
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07-24-2024 , 01:44 PM
who was the la chess guy going to fight in vegas before he ghosted 2p2?

perhaps we can round those two up and have an undercard for the fight
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07-24-2024 , 01:53 PM
That was Viswanathan Anand
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07-24-2024 , 02:25 PM
oh was he fighting you too rob? think you have the stamina for both?
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07-24-2024 , 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Donat3llo
What type? Fanny pack? Across the shoulder?
Apparently fanny packs are legit cool now? I couldn't bring myself to do that.

I went with very small / long strap / loose across body.

Have always been a wallet guy but since my (temporary?) nerve injury I can't operate a wallet too well, plus can't fit everything I want into pockets on just right side of body. Had been lol caring everything I need in my zipped up pockets in my winter jacket, which worked fine in winter... but not so much summer.

But its a whole thing now. Pretty sure I need a different haircut, a beard trim and possibly even a tattoo to really pull this off.

Ghashillbillysexualbeencoinedyet?G
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