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05-25-2024 , 08:05 PM
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35-40 hours a week is literally pro-level training time.



Looking forward to following the race.
She ackshually committed to zero poker in 2024 so she could put in perfessional hrs to prep for this and the 24hr time trial. SPC appreciates you and yer support
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05-25-2024 , 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by OvertlySexual
In an 8 or 9 handed table?
9 handed table for upswing.
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05-25-2024 , 08:47 PM
What’s up everyone. Glad to see all is well

Have two questions that I need help with if yall don’t mind

Question one


My friends wife gets drunk and says we all need to go in the hot tub and have adult fun. Next time I come over it changes to “we need to take our clothes off and get in the hot tub and have adult fun”


I asked two of my married friends and they told me that’s weird

So what’s going on?
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05-25-2024 , 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by zoltan
You rang?
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05-25-2024 , 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by PointlessWords
What’s up everyone. Glad to see all is well

Have two questions that I need help with if yall don’t mind

Question one


My friends wife gets drunk and says we all need to go in the hot tub and have adult fun. Next time I come over it changes to “we need to take our clothes off and get in the hot tub and have adult fun”


I asked two of my married friends and they told me that’s weird

So what’s going on?
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05-25-2024 , 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by PointlessWords
What’s up everyone. Glad to see all is well

Have two questions that I need help with if yall don’t mind

Question one

My friends wife gets drunk and says we all need to go in the hot tub and have adult fun. Next time I come over it changes to “we need to take our clothes off and get in the hot tub and have adult fun”

I asked two of my married friends and they told me that’s weird

So what’s going on?
That’s only one question. And the answer is, I’m sorry, but your friends are annoying.
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05-25-2024 , 09:06 PM
Zoltan is back? See, that's what happens when you don't spray for pests.
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05-25-2024 , 09:34 PM
I hadn’t seen my friend in years and I’m basically new friends with his wife. We have hung out like 3 times. I love my friend. Very much. Don’t think it’s a good idea to have naked time in the hot tub with his wife. Also they have kids and that feels weird. Like I’m betraying the kids trust
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05-25-2024 , 10:52 PM
Just don't cross streams.

And is wifey a wood or wood not?
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05-25-2024 , 11:03 PM
She’s a would but she has what looks like a bit of baby fat left over. But she has a fatty
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05-25-2024 , 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by PointlessWords
What’s up everyone. Glad to see all is well

Have two questions that I need help with if yall don’t mind

Question one


My friends wife gets drunk and says we all need to go in the hot tub and have adult fun. Next time I come over it changes to “we need to take our clothes off and get in the hot tub and have adult fun”


I asked two of my married friends and they told me that’s weird

So what’s going on?
Seems like a go. What’s question 2?
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05-25-2024 , 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by PointlessWords
She’s a would but she has what looks like a bit of baby fat left over. But she has a fatty
All cats are gray in the dark
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05-25-2024 , 11:31 PM
Question number 2

My downstairs neighbor gets really aggravated whenever I make noise in the our unit(which is above his)

The floor squeaks in my bedroom and he hits the ceiling with a broom which really pisses me off. He used to text me but he complained so often I blocked him


He is 6’3 , like 65 and has bleached blonde hair and boobs. And he wears short shorts and dresses like a girl.


The other day (we park next to one another) he confronted me at my car and started yelling at me over my parking job.

I assume the best thing to do is try to not cause him any issues. I have already purchased a white noise machine for him and I even offered to pay him because of the noise but he refuses to stop banging so I said I wouldn’t pay.


What should I do? I’m worried he’s going to poison my dogs. He told me something like I will know when he moves out !!

I’m sure I am over thinking it but man this is stressing me out
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05-25-2024 , 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by PointlessWords


He is 6’3 , like 65 and has bleached blonde hair and boobs. And he wears short shorts and dresses like a girl.
All cats are gray in the dark
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05-26-2024 , 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by PointlessWords
Question number 2

My downstairs neighbor gets really aggravated whenever I make noise in the our unit(which is above his)

The floor squeaks in my bedroom and he hits the ceiling with a broom which really pisses me off. He used to text me but he complained so often I blocked him


He is 6’3 , like 65 and has bleached blonde hair and boobs. And he wears short shorts and dresses like a girl.


The other day (we park next to one another) he confronted me at my car and started yelling at me over my parking job.

I assume the best thing to do is try to not cause him any issues. I have already purchased a white noise machine for him and I even offered to pay him because of the noise but he refuses to stop banging so I said I wouldn’t pay.


What should I do? I’m worried he’s going to poison my dogs. He told me something like I will know when he moves out !!

I’m sure I am over thinking it but man this is stressing me out
Bring the fatty over and give her a proper rogering on the floor and make that ceiling really squeak.
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05-26-2024 , 08:10 AM
don't **** your friend's wife

call your landlord. then the cops
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05-26-2024 , 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by BigSkip
Just don't cross streams.

And is wifey a wood or wood not?
In one case, he is not asking our advice.
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05-26-2024 , 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
don't **** your friend's wife

call your landlord. then the cops

Agree with all of this.

How do people really need to be told not to **** their friend’s spouses without their knowledge? If it’s with their knowledge then why are you asking us…
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05-26-2024 , 10:02 AM
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I hadn’t seen my friend in years and I’m basically new friends with his wife. We have hung out like 3 times. I love my friend. Very much. Don’t think it’s a good idea to have naked time in the hot tub with his wife. Also they have kids and that feels weird. Like I’m betraying the kids trust
Ski season can't come fast enough and I don't ski.

Not sure if serious, but if so, the answer is easy. Call your friend that you haven't seen in years but love very much and ask him how he feels about it.
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05-26-2024 , 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by squid face
Prarie - glad Jr made it through. Did one rupture?

Yup. Big time.
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05-26-2024 , 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by PointlessWords
What’s up everyone. Glad to see all is well

Have two questions that I need help with if yall don’t mind

Question one


My friends wife gets drunk and says we all need to go in the hot tub and have adult fun. Next time I come over it changes to “we need to take our clothes off and get in the hot tub and have adult fun”


I asked two of my married friends and they told me that’s weird

So what’s going on?
She wants to have adult fun in the hot tub with you, that's what's going on.

Last edited by AlanBostick; 05-26-2024 at 01:00 PM. Reason: "Aha! I was right! It IS obvious!"
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05-26-2024 , 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by BigSkip
Zoltan is back? See, that's what happens when you don't spray for pests.
Count your blessings; it could have been Farha.
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05-26-2024 , 01:43 PM
Yeesh, sorry to hear that, prairie!

All the best for a speedy recovery, and future grand-prairies
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05-26-2024 , 02:56 PM
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Yeesh, sorry to hear that, prairie!

All the best for a speedy recovery, and future grand-prairies

Yeah it’s a good story to tell over beers.

WPT in December anyone?

Cliffs: hurt bad, kept fighting, won grand champion, 3 days later emergency surgery to save it, docs save most of it, his buddies are struggling to give him a nickname, grand kids should be A-OK even if he does lose it, docs tell him another hit like THAT and he will lose it, kid doesn’t seem bothered about it.
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05-26-2024 , 03:52 PM
Nickname should be "Ace," imo.

Glgl to prairie Jr.
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