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05-06-2022 , 12:42 PM

#38601

gobbledygeek

Poet Laureate of LLSNL

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 36,797

Damn, sounds like Feely has to work on his sales pitch?

Gadmittedlydoesn'treallyunderstandwhatFeelydoesG

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05-06-2022 , 12:43 PM

#38602

Garick

Oberbiergenießer

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 27,146

Not sure I would have dynamited that bridge so spectacularly, but that lol pitch probably deserved an equally lol response.

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05-06-2022 , 12:49 PM

#38603

JackInDaCrak

Just Another Dopamine Pump

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 9,248

Wouldn't that be 80 million?

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05-06-2022 , 01:44 PM

#38604

squid face

ChatThreadPrez

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 11,709

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Originally Posted by JackInDaCrak

Wouldn't that be 80 million?

Impossible to say as this type of problem is difficult to solve as math is in fact hard

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05-06-2022 , 02:46 PM

#38605

golddog

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 7,488

Pretentious and stupid. Good combination, recruiter guy.

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05-06-2022 , 06:19 PM

#38606

miamicheats

i finance dead fish

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 17,276

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Originally Posted by squid face

Impossible to say as this type of problem is difficult to solve as math is in fact hard

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Originally Posted by JackInDaCrak

Wouldn't that be 80 million?

I got this one guys

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05-06-2022 , 07:27 PM

#38607

DeadMoneyWalking

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 32,582

For DrWgCmdr, check those cites

https://abcnews.go.com/International...ident-84530492

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05-06-2022 , 07:46 PM

#38608

Garick

Oberbiergenießer

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 27,146

Of course, Turnitin having a 54% match does not meant that 54% of the thesis is plagiarized. Any quotes (including block quotes) or any citations that also show up in other papers in their database will show up as matches. 54% is pretty high, but 20% is common just by coincidence.

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05-06-2022 , 09:12 PM

#38609

Donat3llo

Faster Than Ski Patrol

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 23,120

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Originally Posted by Garick

Not sure I would have dynamited that bridge so spectacularly, but that lol pitch probably deserved an equally lol response.

Meh...$60k bridge in a sea of 6-figure bridges

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05-06-2022 , 09:16 PM

#38610

Donat3llo

Faster Than Ski Patrol

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 23,120

Most awkward recruiter convo ive had lately is a local startup hard selling me a paycut and a commute(but only 30% of the time) for a Sr. Architect(LOfkcingL) role.

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05-06-2022 , 09:56 PM

#38611

bip!

Slow Pony

Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 14,279

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Originally Posted by rickroll

got a call from a metaverse gaming company

the recruiter opened by saying pay was 60k a year which is lol bad so was already contemplating how to best say thanks but no thanks over the phone

but then the recruiter started giving me a pitch that there's 8 billion people in the world and since they are all remote they can recruit from anywhere and thus are super selective and will only hire from the top 1% of any field but that means there's still a pool of 8 million people to recruit from for each industry

took all my strength to refrain from pointing out how stupid was and instead said, "oh jeeze i don't think i'm top 8 million material, that's a pretty unreachable bar for me, so i won't waste your time" and hung up

I went to Consumer electronics show this year and the startup area was all about metaverse stuff.

Now I actually think metaverse or a metaverse competitor is an inevitable leap and there is a future there… however there is a ton on VC $ getting cooked on these startups. It will take too long for the metaverse itself to become relevant - nevermind these derivative companies being able to cash in.

That plus the capital contraction that will happen in the next two years that it going fry a lot of VC funds and startups..

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05-07-2022 , 01:03 AM

#38612

Bluegrassplayer

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 40,645

I have a friend who took a crypto job which gave a somewhat similar pitch. They were so disorganized that he mostly sat around at home collecting a check until the founders ran off with the remaining funds they didn't squander.

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05-07-2022 , 01:25 AM

#38613

rickroll

Questionable Taste

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 26,884

hey, guys

if any of you will be playing in any of these

https://gyazo.com/b8c00b59d0b53b553e424516cf000599

and are ok accepting paypal or crypto from me to then pay gazzyb a few hundred bucks in person then i'll toss in a little extra for you to buy a rubber chicken with or whatever it is you kids do for fun these days then pm me

if you won't be at those events then no worries, small chance i go to wsop in person (really want to but stuff) and can always pay someone in crypto who'll then transfer to him on stars without the rubber chicken carrot

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05-07-2022 , 04:47 AM

#38614

DeadMoneyWalking

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 32,582

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Originally Posted by Garick

the first hint that plagiarism was a made up sin was my school taught that you could 'paraphrase' without quotation marks forever. So I eventually learned just to throw in a citation every few sentences as a plagiarism vaccine.

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Originally Posted by bip!

for those who never made it to the 2nd session of Dungeons and Dragons, wtf is the metaverse?

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05-07-2022 , 09:27 AM

#38615

golddog

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 7,488

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donat3llo

Most awkward recruiter convo ive had lately is a local startup hard selling me a paycut and a commute(but only 30% of the time) for a Sr. Architect(LOfkcingL) role.

Did you ask them what percentage of the company's equity was going to be part of your compensation?

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05-07-2022 , 11:36 AM

#38616

rickroll

Questionable Taste

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 26,884

no longer need a money mule, gazzy sold out his package

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05-07-2022 , 11:45 AM

#38617

Donat3llo

Faster Than Ski Patrol

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 23,120

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Originally Posted by golddog

Did you ask them what percentage of the company's equity was going to be part of your compensation?

Pfftt...the quoted equity didnt even touch my last round of RSUs. I dont blame the recruiter but the company is out-of-touch with the market and they clearly think they can offer less to denver locals.

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05-07-2022 , 11:49 AM

#38618

venice10

Referee

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 26,035

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadMoneyWalking

for those who never made it to the 2nd session of Dungeons and Dragons, wtf is the metaverse?

It is the prequel to "The Matrix."

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05-07-2022 , 11:54 AM

#38619

rickroll

Questionable Taste

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 26,884

Quote:

Originally Posted by venice10

It is the prequel to "The Matrix."

yes, but with NES style 8bit graphics for some weird aesthetic choice

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05-07-2022 , 12:07 PM

#38620

Garick

Oberbiergenießer

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 27,146

Brag: Wive just qualified as a Champ in Irish dancing!
Beat: I wasn't able to be there, because COVID.
Variance: But at least sleeping in the guest room to keep her from getting sick and having to miss the competition paid off.

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05-07-2022 , 01:19 PM

#38621

zoltan

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 21,498

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Originally Posted by Garick

What?

Apparently the Youngs these days are putting quotes marks at the very beginning and the very end of papers to thwart turnitin. Which is probably owned by Google cept they aren't telling us.
But I'd think when papers come back as zero percent it might just raise some alarms.

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05-07-2022 , 01:20 PM

#38622

zoltan

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 21,498

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donat3llo

Meh...$60k bridge in a sea of 6-figure bridges

Lol 6

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05-07-2022 , 01:20 PM

#38623

zoltan

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 21,498

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Originally Posted by Donat3llo

Most awkward recruiter convo ive had lately is a local startup hard selling me a paycut and a commute(but only 30% of the time) for a Sr. Architect(LOfkcingL) role.

Better than your current unpaid Sr intern though?

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