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04-18-2022 , 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by RoadtoPro
I know insights on this topic are searchable around the forum, but I value your guys’ opinion in particular more:

What would an optimized trip/live poker report utilizing the below criteria look like to you gentlemen?

From the perspective of a professional, and exclusively in and around the poker room/casino.

No off the table degening or fun/enjoyment. No adult beverages involved. Little emotional variation in the text.

Do stakes matter? HHs? Pics of chip stacks, the action, inside/outside the room, food? Stories? Etc

Thank you for your time

Cheers
No one cares
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04-18-2022 , 03:51 PM
I mean that in the most bro-loving way possible
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04-18-2022 , 05:38 PM
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04-18-2022 , 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by BiteMeFish
If I was checking up on the pen while rooting last night, does that count?

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04-18-2022 , 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by JMurder3
G'luck FW.

No idea what divorce laws are like in the upside down future but you may want to consult with a lawyer who does just in case in terms of steps to prepare for the possibility that it might be necessary in the future & so you're as prepared as possible financially & as it relates to the children.

But obviously hopefully none of that will be necessary & I feel like a downer for even mentioning it.

yes, I’ve considered that a few times. It’s the Doomsday scenario tbh and is a way off, even if things go to **** but I do think it would be useful for me to frame and prepare my mind for
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04-18-2022 , 07:15 PM
Could use another Lent..
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Originally Posted by gobbledygeek
As lolable as this is, I don't think it will actually accomplish anything positive.

I'll give them until the end of this week, where I'll give them a final text. Next step will be to contact the swim spa place which uses them to install their concrete pads, where we'll have a long conversation regarding their incompetence and we'll get them to pressure them to remove it. Week after that it will be a conversation with the police to go over my options of what I can / cannot do.

Gcluelessdealingwith******snoobG
Have you tried counseling?
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04-18-2022 , 09:40 PM
The USFL. Like Monday Night Football, only sloppier and without any fans.
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04-18-2022 , 10:22 PM
brag: got my taxes done in time (i think)
beat: was a nightmare re self employment + living abroad
variance: state of Maine owes me exactly $69
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04-18-2022 , 10:41 PM
Odds they send you $68 and say they owe you one?
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04-18-2022 , 11:43 PM
didn't get a chance to read the replies until now.

thx mr feelwrath, garick, rickroll, jrr, venice.

Appreciate the input!
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04-19-2022 , 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Garick
The USFL. Like Monday Night Football, only sloppier and without any fans.
Pretend Football!

Not that I didn't watch what was broadcast for free, over the air...
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04-19-2022 , 02:47 AM
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Originally Posted by AzOther1
Pretend Football!

Not that I didn't watch what was broadcast for free, over the air...
Watching 2.5 hours of pretend lawyer was a bit of a chore.
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04-19-2022 , 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by DeadMoneyWalking
Have you tried counseling?
Lol'ed.

GfirstlolofthemorningG
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04-19-2022 , 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
yes, I’ve considered that a few times. It’s the Doomsday scenario tbh and is a way off, even if things go to **** but I do think it would be useful for me to frame and prepare my mind for
When things are rocky in my marriage I use a two-pronged strategy: escalate, and destabilize.
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04-19-2022 , 11:19 AM
Somehow someway I married someone who I very rarely fight with and we work together too. Definitely an anomaly
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04-19-2022 , 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by JackInDaCrak
When things are rocky in my marriage I use a two-pronged strategy: escalate, and destabilize.
That's just good lawyering.
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04-19-2022 , 12:53 PM
So just calling the local medical clinic to book an appointment with my family doctor for some back issues I've been having lately.

Last time I called I was rather surprised at the length of the recorded message I was greeted with before it actually went to their answering / etc. system. So this time I timed it:

Length of greeting message: 1 minute 40 seconds.

Gcanyoucalltheclockonanansweringmachine?G
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04-19-2022 , 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by bwslim69
Somehow someway I married someone who I very rarely fight with and we work together too. Definitely an anomaly

tbh I never fight with my wife either. Just life slowly pulling us apart
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04-19-2022 , 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
tbh I never fight with my wife either. Just life slowly pulling us apart
this is what happened to me, i found someone who i enjoyed the company of, she loved to cook, and it was cheaper to live together and after a bunch of years figured ok i guess getting married is next step

but we were never really married by any traditional sense, like i don't even technically consider myself a divorcee, like for ages when it came up and i'd tell people i was divorced i wouldn't mention children because in my mind we weren't anywhere near that step so would have never assumed it relevant to mention but with everyone else marriage is usually step one to building a life together and having kids whereas we were like hey we've been living together a while without much conflict so perhaps we should get married?

i now know to add "no kids" after saying divorce

not at all implying our situations are the same, just know that the never fighting thing isn't a pancea - however, i fought all the time with my last relationship and can say 100% that it's far worse when fighting involved
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04-19-2022 , 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by gobbledygeek
So just calling the local medical clinic to book an appointment with my family doctor for some back issues I've been having lately.

Last time I called I was rather surprised at the length of the recorded message I was greeted with before it actually went to their answering / etc. system. So this time I timed it:

Length of greeting message: 1 minute 40 seconds.

Gcanyoucalltheclockonanansweringmachine?G
The days are just packed
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04-20-2022 , 02:00 AM


i sent this tweet in a text convo and the guy responded:

"Right, some things are more important"



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04-20-2022 , 02:21 AM
what response were you shooting for?
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04-20-2022 , 10:00 AM
I support global warming. It's bad for humans, but good for the Earth. **** humans, I love the Earth!

BTW, who is that Jake Paul wannabe dude?
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04-20-2022 , 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by rickroll
what response were you shooting for?
you guys dont get it😤

whatever, i'm putting this in my great tweets collection.
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04-20-2022 , 01:40 PM
sorry i've said a lot of stupid stuff, thinking is hard.
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