No one cares

I mean that in the most bro-loving way possible

yes, I’ve considered that a few times. It’s the Doomsday scenario tbh and is a way off, even if things go to **** but I do think it would be useful for me to frame and prepare my mind for

Could use another Lent..
Have you tried counseling?

The USFL. Like Monday Night Football, only sloppier and without any fans.

brag: got my taxes done in time (i think)
beat: was a nightmare re self employment + living abroad
variance: state of Maine owes me exactly $69

Odds they send you $68 and say they owe you one?

didn't get a chance to read the replies until now.

thx mr feelwrath, garick, rickroll, jrr, venice.

Appreciate the input!

Pretend Football!

Not that I didn't watch what was broadcast for free, over the air...

Watching 2.5 hours of pretend lawyer was a bit of a chore.

Lol'ed.

GfirstlolofthemorningG

When things are rocky in my marriage I use a two-pronged strategy: escalate, and destabilize.

Somehow someway I married someone who I very rarely fight with and we work together too. Definitely an anomaly

That's just good lawyering.

So just calling the local medical clinic to book an appointment with my family doctor for some back issues I've been having lately.

Last time I called I was rather surprised at the length of the recorded message I was greeted with before it actually went to their answering / etc. system. So this time I timed it:

Length of greeting message: 1 minute 40 seconds.

Gcanyoucalltheclockonanansweringmachine?G

tbh I never fight with my wife either. Just life slowly pulling us apart

this is what happened to me, i found someone who i enjoyed the company of, she loved to cook, and it was cheaper to live together and after a bunch of years figured ok i guess getting married is next step

but we were never really married by any traditional sense, like i don't even technically consider myself a divorcee, like for ages when it came up and i'd tell people i was divorced i wouldn't mention children because in my mind we weren't anywhere near that step so would have never assumed it relevant to mention but with everyone else marriage is usually step one to building a life together and having kids whereas we were like hey we've been living together a while without much conflict so perhaps we should get married?

i now know to add "no kids" after saying divorce

not at all implying our situations are the same, just know that the never fighting thing isn't a pancea - however, i fought all the time with my last relationship and can say 100% that it's far worse when fighting involved

The days are just packed

i sent this tweet in a text convo and the guy responded:

"Right, some things are more important"



?

what response were you shooting for?

I support global warming. It's bad for humans, but good for the Earth. **** humans, I love the Earth!

BTW, who is that Jake Paul wannabe dude?

you guys dont get it😤

whatever, i'm putting this in my great tweets collection.

sorry i've said a lot of stupid stuff, thinking is hard.