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Thank you, sir. Not all, but one can be arrangedThanks bruh.

I reread that fiasco not too long ago while trying to find the HWSNBN action figure I posted around the same time. Have no idea why I got so mad about some dude fkcing up his own job opportunity.

I am guessing it was because you were trying to do a nice thing for him and he acted like a butthole.

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02-18-2022 , 10:13 PM

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BigSkip

The Situation

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 20,065

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Originally Posted by prairiebreeze

I'm a PE and a PMP... it's not all it's cracked up to be.

Feely wanted to know if your PMP designation could get him a husky African American prostitute for some face sitting. He was disappointed when he found out what that really meant.

Spoiler:

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02-18-2022 , 10:15 PM

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rickroll

temp-banned

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 25,797

live look at skip when he refreshed his browser

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02-18-2022 , 10:16 PM

#37230

BigSkip

The Situation

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 20,065

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Originally Posted by Donat3llo

I received a promotion today. I've reached the highest Senior engineering level we have, just under Staff Engineer. We a long fkcing way from Outback, ladies and gentlemen

Nice! I do have a question though.

Spoiler:

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02-19-2022 , 03:51 PM

#37231

AcePlayerDeluxe

1st Gear Pinned

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,221

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Originally Posted by gobbledygeek

Expert move is to always kick in the nuts, but that might be hard to do against a Cobra tho?

GcluelessexpertfightingskillznoobG

Snakes have two peens. It’s getting kicked in the D fo sho. One or the other.

Congrats turtle. Now you can buy me a Tesla.

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02-19-2022 , 06:41 PM

#37232

Donat3llo

Faster Than Ski Patrol

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 23,114

It was a pretty day at WinterPark, albeit crowded af

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02-19-2022 , 07:09 PM

#37233

King Spew

Just average

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 15,531

Pretty bumps. Looks easy.......

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02-19-2022 , 08:24 PM

#37234

Donat3llo

Faster Than Ski Patrol

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 23,114

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Originally Posted by King Spew

Pretty bumps. Looks easy.......

It was bumpy everywhere. Much of that was Eagle Wind, so bumps were to be expected. I've been exploring that area a lot more this year and have become a big fan. It's sorta out of the way, has most of what I'm looking for, and so far hasn't had much of a lift line.

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02-19-2022 , 08:33 PM

#37235

Dream Crusher

banned

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I assumed that was Mary Jane. I guess Winter Park has changed some in the past 30 years.

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02-19-2022 , 08:58 PM

#37236

Donat3llo

Faster Than Ski Patrol

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 23,114

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Originally Posted by Dream Crusher

I assumed that was Mary Jane. I guess Winter Park has changed some in the past 30 years.

Mary Jane is tough when it's crowded unless you want to stick to the challenger/iron horse lifts. Eagle Wind has a similar vibe but with fewer people.

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02-20-2022 , 01:03 PM

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Donat3llo

Faster Than Ski Patrol

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 23,114

Gotta share the bad with the good. Im fine except for a sore thumb and a bruised ego lol. Knocked my gopro off. Gopro is fine, helmet is dented so I ordered a new one:

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02-20-2022 , 01:05 PM

#37238

marknfw

Gaming Commissioner

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 13,513

Stupid horizontal trees!

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02-20-2022 , 01:06 PM

#37239

rickroll

temp-banned

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 25,797

did you file a complaint?

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02-20-2022 , 01:07 PM

#37240

Dream Crusher

banned

Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 18,786

Nothing broke? Did you pop out of your skis?

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02-20-2022 , 01:09 PM

#37241

rickroll

temp-banned

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 25,797

coulda been worse

Spoiler:

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02-20-2022 , 01:43 PM

#37242

guttterball

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 412

Brag: I also got promoted at work last week

Beat: Last week I also got gum stuck to my pants thanks to some scum putting it underneath the poker table

Variance: I can afford new pants now

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02-20-2022 , 01:44 PM

#37243

prairiebreeze

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 4,800

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Originally Posted by rickroll

coulda been worse

You would THINK a that after the FIRST time, you’d do something different to protect that fella. Throw a hand warmer or two down there or something.

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02-20-2022 , 01:45 PM

#37244

Donat3llo

Faster Than Ski Patrol

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 23,114

Absolutely could have been worse. Fortunately, I wasn't going very fast, though that limited my options a bit.

Nothing broke except for the dent in my helmet and only my right ski ejected. I think the dent is more from the Gopro getting ripped off than the ground force.

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02-20-2022 , 01:57 PM

#37245

Donat3llo

Faster Than Ski Patrol

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 23,114

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Originally Posted by guttterball

Brag: I also got promoted at work last week

Beat: Last week I also got gum stuck to my pants thanks to some scum putting it underneath the poker table

Variance: I can afford new pants now

Congrats!!

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02-20-2022 , 04:28 PM

#37246

guttterball

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 412

Thank you Don. I'm not quite making Engineering money but I'm definitely making more than Outback Steakhouse money.

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02-20-2022 , 05:23 PM

#37247

DeadMoneyWalking

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 32,469

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Originally Posted by Donat3llo

actual questions

Why do you ski with a helmet?

Do you have to be a British subject to say God Save the Queen? Get Well Soon sounds so peasant.

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02-20-2022 , 05:36 PM

#37248

Donat3llo

Faster Than Ski Patrol

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 23,114

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Originally Posted by DeadMoneyWalking

actual questions

Why do you ski with a helmet?

Because when I fall, I still want to be smart enough not to have to ask this question.

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02-20-2022 , 05:58 PM

#37249

BigSkip

The Situation

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 20,065

Why wouldn't someone ski with a helmet?

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02-20-2022 , 06:26 PM

#37250

DeadMoneyWalking

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 32,469

They tried that on me at one of those $80 for an hour on a horse tours. I said What would John Wayne do? and they didn't ask again.

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Originally Posted by guttterball

Thank you Don. I'm not quite making Engineering money but I'm definitely making more than Outback Steakhouse money.

We talking special assistant to the associate regional manager?

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