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PSA - 4 you guys that have kids. Its cliche but they grow up fcuking fast. Get out and share as many experiences with em as you possibly can. My kid just left Utah and is heading back to NYC after hanging with me skiing for the past 5 weeks. We had an absolute blast but it was not nearly enough time and I have the sads real bad.

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02-15-2022 , 04:50 PM

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King Spew

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Feel for ya, squid. My kids have flown the coop but whenever we get time to spend together, it's sublime.

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02-15-2022 , 05:02 PM

#37103

feel wrath

The Situation

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I'm taking my kids to Europe for 3 weeks later this year - prolly the last year we can do a big family trip and I'm really looking forward to it

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02-15-2022 , 05:37 PM

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Garick

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02-16-2022 , 07:36 AM

#37105

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Fatal shark attack off a Sydney beach today. It was an ocean swimmer just offshore and there’s actually some footage of it out there on the interweb.

Not super clear but you see the mass of the Great White and a fair amount of spurting claret.

Our oceans are the warmest they’ve ever been right now due to the La Niña pattern we’ve got and thats flushed out giant schools of bait fish and therefore sharks and dolphins everywhere.

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02-16-2022 , 07:48 AM

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feel wrath

The Situation

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These were taken at my beach this morning

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02-16-2022 , 08:40 AM

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bip!

Slow Pony

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We are here for pictures of the Sheilas… smh

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02-16-2022 , 08:50 AM

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Donat3llo

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Originally Posted by feel wrath

These were taken at my beach this morning

Definitely doesn't happen in Minnesota.

For realz, be safe bruh

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02-16-2022 , 12:09 PM

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gobbledygeek

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Looks like we get our poker back here as of tomorrow.

Ghello,mynameisGGandI'veplayed2monthsofpokerinthep revious23monthsG

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02-16-2022 , 12:14 PM

#37110

gobbledygeek

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Originally Posted by squid face

We became empty nesters late last year, but thankfully all three of the stepkids live within an hour of us. We visit with one of them (and her dogs) once a week for TV-and-dinner night, and see the others on a semi-regular basis for various family events. Would be pretty tough if any of them decide to move out of ratrace land and far away into a quieter part of the province... which is always a possibility.

GcluelessfamilymannoobG

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02-16-2022 , 12:15 PM

#37111

AzOther1

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Bears or sharks? Who ya got?

Apex predators, FTW!

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02-16-2022 , 12:41 PM

#37112

Donat3llo

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Bear wins on land, shark wins in water

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02-16-2022 , 12:43 PM

#37113

Donat3llo

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That may seem obvious to some of you, but others need a little help.

Don't worry, dmw. I won't let them know it's y..

Oh shyt, sorry

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02-16-2022 , 01:13 PM

#37114

rickroll

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02-16-2022 , 01:20 PM

#37115

Dream Crusher

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Originally Posted by Donat3llo

Bear wins on land, shark wins in water

Orcas would defeat sharks in water and bears on land.

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02-16-2022 , 01:21 PM

#37116

Dream Crusher

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I didn't realize Alec Baldwin was coming out with any movies after his little gun issue. It looks pretty good. Will check it out.

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02-16-2022 , 01:38 PM

#37117

rickroll

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I didn't realize Alec Baldwin was coming out with any movies after his little gun issue. It looks pretty good. Will check it out.

lol, it's from the 90s or something, great movie and highly underated imo

you've been missed dc, the 6bm and lv vlogs haven't been able to function without you

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02-16-2022 , 01:47 PM

#37118

Dream Crusher

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Oh wow, never heard of it. Hopefully it's as good as the last movie I watched:

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02-16-2022 , 01:53 PM

#37119

AzOther1

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Originally Posted by Dream Crusher

Orcas would defeat sharks in water and bears on land.

In the dumbass listicle I saw about apex predators, both Orcas and Great Whites were listed.

To be honest, the saltwater crocs scare me the most.

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02-16-2022 , 03:15 PM

#37120

Dream Crusher

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Great whites have little chance against orcas. Great whites are just dumb fish and they have a very glaring weakness: when flipped upside down they enter a catatonic state. Orcas are highly intelligent mammals that are able to exploit this weakness. Also, male orcas are up to 4 times heavier than full sized great whites. It's just an ass whooping all around. Great whites tend to clear out when orcas are around.

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02-16-2022 , 04:15 PM

#37121

squid face

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All I know is muricans are badass. Look how we think we will do v those pussays across the pond

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02-16-2022 , 04:24 PM

#37122

rickroll

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i want to meet the people who think they could take out a bunch of those animals unarmed and help setup the cage match for them

Rdoinggod'sworknoobR

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02-16-2022 , 04:31 PM

#37123

squid face

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I could definitely stomp a rat and a cat. Prolly take on a goose but I dont think it would be fun. If the med size dog was extra mild mannered I might have a shot. After that I would need weapons fosho

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02-16-2022 , 04:38 PM

#37124

BigSkip

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People greatly underestimate how badly a chimp would **** them up.

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02-16-2022 , 04:41 PM

#37125

rickroll

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i think eagle is the last debatable one as a lot of that would depend upon how the eagle attacked and how the human responded

but i say that knowing this

after that just no chance, chimpanzees have accidentally dismembered their handlers during shows of dominance

and while there are some cool vids of the outback of people punching roos, at the same time the roo isn't really interested in the fight, if he was out for blood then like a chimp he's way stronger and better equipped

i do think you could probably 50/50 stomp on a cobra before it strikes, not that i'm taking that chance though

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